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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 25 Nov 20:53
https://mander.xyz/post/21140980

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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 20:55 next collapse

*blinks*

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 21:00 next collapse

What is this Star Trek incantation shit

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works on 25 Nov 22:58 collapse

I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad

Maggoty@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 03:40 collapse

I’m not stoned and same.

troyunrau@lemmy.ca on 25 Nov 21:09 next collapse

Wut?

Naich@lemmings.world on 25 Nov 21:11 next collapse

Someone swallowed a dictionary.

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 21:17 next collapse

They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

modeler@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 02:50 next collapse

That made my head spin. Sorry about the pun - guilty as charged.

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Nov 04:50 next collapse

You need a deflector dish to do that.

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz on 26 Nov 07:34 collapse

Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.

All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Nov 21:20 next collapse

There is no war pandemic in Ba Sing Se

propter_hog@hexbear.net on 25 Nov 21:33 next collapse

SECRET TUNNEL!

CreatingMachines@fedia.io on 25 Nov 22:19 collapse

Ok, small deviation, was it ever "Ba Sing Sah' instead of "Ba Sing Se"? Cause everybody that I know (and who knows ATLB) tells me it was always "Ba Sing Se", but I almost swear that it was "Ba Sing Sah"...I can hear her saying "Bah Sing Sah"...have I been brainwashed?

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 22:45 next collapse

Nah bro it was always Ba Sing Se. You’re on some weird Mandela effect, must be in the wrong timeline.

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 02:52 next collapse

Basingse is the pinyin transliteration of the simplified Chinese characters 永固城. 城 is se. 永固城 means Great Impenetrable City. Sah, I don’t think, is a pinyin transliteration.

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc on 26 Nov 03:19 collapse

永固城 pinyin is not Ba Sing Se, it’s Yong Gu Cheng. I genuinely have no idea where that coming from.

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 03:36 collapse

Oh wow! That’s messed up. I grabbed the characters from the wiki and just assumed it was the pinyin for those characters. Why would they make it up? All of those phonomes are pinyin. Couldn’t they just use some other characters like 巴辛塞.

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc on 26 Nov 04:49 collapse

Right? 永固城 doesn’t sounds like a good name at all. But then you can just add both up and call it 永固城巴辛塞, basically mean Ba Sing Se the Impregnable City

apotheotic@beehaw.org on 26 Nov 09:38 collapse

I’ve never heard “Ba Sing Sah” and I watched it when it aired, and more recently

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io on 25 Nov 21:28 next collapse

serpentinization, lol

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 25 Nov 21:54 next collapse

m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEHjtVJHYs

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io on 25 Nov 22:42 collapse

In the Chinese language, Lóng 龍 is dragon. Di Long, literally earth dragon is what we call earth worms. So yes, dragons exist, depending on one's definition of the term, naturally.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 25 Nov 22:45 collapse

I think olms should be dragons.

<img alt="" src="https://i.redd.it/w8nrhvi8i9z71.jpg">

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io on 25 Nov 22:56 next collapse

Agreed. Can we genemod them for fire, or would that be silly and impetuous?

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 25 Nov 23:07 collapse

I believe they should blow bubbles like any good water dragon.

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc on 26 Nov 01:07 collapse
LilDumpy@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 22:47 collapse

From Wikipedia

Serpentinization is a hydration and metamorphic transformation of ferromagnesian minerals, such as olivine and pyroxene, in mafic and ultramafic rock to produce serpentinite.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io on 25 Nov 22:57 next collapse

I also speak Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpentinite

:-D

LilDumpy@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 23:04 collapse

Wikipedia the next part of that title, because broken down bit by bit, shit still doesn’t make sense.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io on 25 Nov 23:10 collapse

I'm not sure the link between geology and virology will come clear, but IANAGeologist, nor Virologist.

LilDumpy@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 23:26 collapse

I just tried to break it down in my comment chain. Absolute bat shit.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io on 25 Nov 23:57 collapse

LoL!

LilDumpy@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 23:14 next collapse

Lithosphere:

A lithosphere (from Ancient Greek λίθος (líthos) ‘rocky’ and σφαίρα (sphaíra) ‘sphere’) is the rigid, outermost rocky shell of a terrestrial planet or natural satellite. On Earth, it is composed of the crust and the lithospheric mantle, the topmost portion of the upper mantle that behaves elastically on time scales of up to thousands of years or more.

LilDumpy@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 23:15 collapse

Magnetic Anomaly

In geophysics, a magnetic anomaly is a local variation in the Earth’s magnetic field resulting from variations in the chemistry or magnetism of the rocks. Mapping of variation over an area is valuable in detecting structures obscured by overlying material.

LilDumpy@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 23:18 collapse

Proterozoic Eon

Proterozoic rocks have been identified on all the continents and often constitute important sources of metallic ores, notably of iron, gold, copper, uranium, and nickel.

LilDumpy@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 23:20 collapse

Weakened geomagnetic field:

Over the last 200 years, the magnetic field has lost around 9% of its strength on a global average. A large region of reduced magnetic intensity has developed between Africa and South America and is known as the South Atlantic Anomaly.

LilDumpy@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 23:22 collapse

Biogenic molecules

A biogenic substance is a product made by or of life forms.

aka fake buzz word

barsoap@lemm.ee on 27 Nov 11:19 collapse

Nono a buzz cut will generally produce loose biogenic material.

LilDumpy@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 14:50 collapse

Apologies, after doing more “research” you are correct. Turn out clipping your finger nails also produces loose biogenic material.

Blaster_M@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 04:22 collapse

So, snake oil

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz on 26 Nov 07:36 collapse

Snake rockmineral oil.

ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 08:24 collapse

Jesus Christ Marie!

RobotToaster@mander.xyz on 25 Nov 21:29 next collapse

Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.

thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz on 26 Nov 02:14 collapse

Tekeli-li!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 25 Nov 21:33 next collapse

Yeah… Hmm… Oh yeah.

I know some of these words.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 21:34 next collapse

In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz on 26 Nov 00:31 next collapse

Magic rocks!

Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Nov 05:10 collapse

There’s some rocks I’m sure that can be used to kill covid.

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 06:39 next collapse

Any rock can kill Covid if you get them hot enough.

Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Nov 08:03 collapse

Some rocks are naturally ‘hot’.

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz on 26 Nov 06:44 collapse

I recall Fearless Leader saying that covid can definitely be defeated if we can expose our insides to UV light. That’s a hot rock, right?

Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Nov 08:06 collapse

I’m talking about the rocks that radiate an energy you can’t see.

Tja@programming.dev on 26 Nov 11:30 next collapse

UV is energy you can’t see…

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz on 27 Nov 02:49 collapse

Oh! Kryptonite! Good thinking!

sus@programming.dev on 26 Nov 03:28 next collapse

is that spot inside an active volcano?

andrewth09@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 04:11 collapse

So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.

Agent641@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 06:25 collapse

If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar

Tomassci@sh.itjust.works on 26 Nov 08:52 collapse

magnetoborne virion transmission prevention

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io on 25 Nov 21:50 next collapse

serpentinization, lol

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 22:12 next collapse

Was there a competition for longest paper title that I missed?

EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 00:35 next collapse

youtu.be/xq0XNILIYTw?si=q7ptO3AWuEjAtaWh

lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml on 26 Nov 00:47 next collapse

Magnets! How do they work!?!

Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Nov 05:08 next collapse

I think I lost neurons reading that.

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 17:10 collapse

Just the weak ones. Collectively, your brain is now stronger.

Dubidu1212@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 05:50 next collapse

Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works on 26 Nov 05:57 next collapse

This pseudo science made the photosynthesis in my arepa produce chemtrail fuel

Doomsider@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 06:18 next collapse

The author really believes it and has even sued over it.

retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/

nichtburningturtle@feddit.org on 26 Nov 15:53 collapse

The link broke.

lars@lemmy.sdf.org on 26 Nov 21:11 next collapse

Eh?

nichtburningturtle@feddit.org on 26 Nov 21:13 collapse

better

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Nov 03:07 collapse

Literally into two peices

Damage@feddit.it on 27 Nov 12:03 collapse

peices

There’s something in this comment chain

Edit: autocorrect fixed the original typo, theory confirmed

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Nov 12:41 collapse

Pee sus

RandomVideos@programming.dev on 26 Nov 08:19 next collapse

Isnt China the place covid19 originated from?

Wouldnt some chinese people already tried traditional chinese medicine 4 years ago?

Seleni@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 16:58 next collapse

Academia, here I come!

theneverfox@pawb.social on 27 Nov 07:21 next collapse

The fuck did I just read?

Zementid@feddit.nl on 27 Nov 11:03 next collapse

That sudy screams confirmation bias.

This is like “Is this the best barber in the world of Italian/Irish heritage with scorleosis and balding hairline named Joseph?” … The answer is always: “Probably, yes”

Treczoks@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 17:40 collapse

The scary thing is that this managed to get published in the first place.

And it is sad that they had it withdrawn. I would love to see that real science rips this idea to shreds.