7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)."
from ooli2@lemm.ee to archaeology@mander.xyz on 02 Jun 10:59
https://lemm.ee/post/65681913

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Lembot_0002@lemm.ee on 02 Jun 11:11 next collapse

Yeah, people in the VII-th century were so stupid that the writer might be not trolling but sincerely believing in the bullshit he wrote. Barbaric times…

null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Jun 11:18 next collapse

They weren’t stupid they just didn’t know any better. There’s a difference, and it’s an important one in these troubled times.

flandish@lemmy.world on 02 Jun 11:22 next collapse

how is that different than today? hint: it’s not.

drolex@sopuli.xyz on 02 Jun 11:24 next collapse

The translation is not very accurate. It should be read something like this:

be me rune master

concealing runes of power

Chad comes and breaks the monument

plagueOfMaleficence.jpg

insidiousDeath.exe

lmao why are Chads like this?

[Insert pepe]

jaybone@lemmy.zip on 02 Jun 15:18 collapse

When you try to lie to IT support.

“Are you sure you didn’t download and run InsidiousDeath.exe?”

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 02 Jun 16:23 collapse

I thought it was a heavy metal song! But it didn’t play anything and just started asking for bitcoin. Obviously my audio drivers need to be updated, please fix them so I can listen to the song.

Proceeds to ignore advice to not run it again and starts downloading it before IT leaves room.

stray@pawb.social on 02 Jun 11:48 collapse

So many ancient writings are shitposts though. This could very well just be OOP trolling the kind of people who would be scared of such a message, or even making a joke we no longer have the references for.

jaybone@lemmy.zip on 02 Jun 15:25 collapse

Some Roman general “Look, there’s no such GODDAMN THING AS RUNE STONES. Now go take that fucking Druid village or I will give you something to be scared about.”

Droechai@lemm.ee on 02 Jun 15:30 collapse

The romans where more scared of flying menhirs when trying to invade gaul villages with druids

termaxima@programming.dev on 02 Jun 12:17 next collapse

If it was not an invaluable historic artifact, it would be fun to send a guy to break it and see what happens (probably nothing though)

Dragonstaff@leminal.space on 02 Jun 17:54 collapse

What if climate change was caused mostly by this guy cursing the wind…

lime@feddit.nu on 02 Jun 12:44 next collapse

where is this? doesn’t look like any runestone i’ve ever seen. there should be remnants of a border visible at the bottom.

infeeeee@lemm.ee on 02 Jun 13:21 collapse

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Björketorp_Runestone

The Björketorp Runestone in Blekinge, Sweden.

lime@feddit.nu on 02 Jun 16:05 collapse

oh its hella old, that’s why.

also, the interpretation of the ur-nordic listed on the swedish wiki is basically “if you ruin my rock you are a beta male”:

Ärofulla runors rad dolde jag här, mäktiga runor. Rastlös av arghet [d.v.s. perversitet], död genom list skall den bli som bryter detta. Jag spår fördärv.

Ristaren förutspår att minnesmärkets eventuella förstörare ska drabbas av förbannelsen. “Arghet”, fornnordiska ergi, betyder ‘omanlighet, feghet’'.

translated:

“the carver predicts that the one who destroys the stone will be struck the curse of ergi, ‘unmanliness’, ‘cowardice’.”

kernelle@0d.gs on 02 Jun 16:45 collapse

Totally worked though

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world on 02 Jun 13:09 next collapse

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically.

Badabinski@kbin.earth on 02 Jun 14:11 collapse

God, I love Sandia National Labs for coming up with such great creepypasta: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages

_druid@sh.itjust.works on 02 Jun 13:54 collapse

Reminds me of Valheim.