Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
on 30 Aug 15:58
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I saw people speculating that this is evidence Trump is dead, as the internet memeing suggests, but sadly I don’t think a presidential death would call in enough people to require a pizza surge. They’re probably about to bomb something.
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I saw people speculating that this is evidence Trump is dead, as the internet memeing suggests, but sadly I don’t think a presidential death would call in enough people to require a pizza surge. They’re probably about to bomb something.
US builds up forces in Caribbean as officials, experts, ask why
I don’t see a surge though, it looks like most pizza places listed on that page are less busy than usual today, and we’re only at DEFCON 4.
I think at the time I commented most were higher than normal, but I’m not super familiar with the site and didn’t screencap anything
That’s fair.
Israel bombed Yemen and killed the prime minister, amongst others
I can’t see a way to see what each defcon is/relates to. Like, what are the different defcons and what is the real world example of each?