Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)
from Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world to games@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:01
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JASN_DE@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:02 next collapse

What’s the first supposed to be, Adolf Toastler?

tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:07 next collapse

Upvote for Hitler. OP, I don’t know if intended, but a certain German politician was the first thing coming to mind

ladicius@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:18 next collapse

😂

Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:31 next collapse

Oh, man… sorry it’s coming off like that. Since it’s called the Humorless Toaster, the main inspiration is Ron Swanson. At least that’s what I was going for…

JASN_DE@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:33 next collapse

Ah. I think the moustache needs to be wider for that. Also, a label might be in order. Ron Toasterson or something.

bassomitron@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 11:18 collapse

Agreed, wider and thicker with maybe a wavy/ ridge texture on the bottom half of the mustache and slight rounding/flaring on the sides that narrows to the top.

pbs.twimg.com/…/ron-swanson-250fp011911_400x400.j…

Feels like that’s a good reference pic for OP.

Edit:

But I do prefer #2 more. Like others have said, it’s simpler and easier to tell the expression.

Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 12:16 next collapse

It’s the perfect pic, thank you. I admit I was working from memory

taiyang@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 16:16 next collapse

Mix the two and use a trapezoidal shape for the mouth, perhaps?

Iapar@feddit.org on 13 Sep 17:03 collapse

Keep the stasch and call the character “Der humorlose Toaster”.

JigglySackles@lemmy.world on 15 Sep 14:43 collapse

I want to start a fanfic rumor that Ron is related to Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Lol

Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works on 13 Sep 11:28 next collapse

Have you tried a design where it has a mustache for a mouth? As another lemming described, wider and wavy at the bottom. And then it can move up and down when it talks?

Edit: quick and dirty mockup. This would be my vote

Kalkaline@leminal.space on 13 Sep 11:53 next collapse

Yeah you got the mustache in that realm. I don’t think it was intentional, but Hitler really did ruin the shortened mustache look.

SassyRamen@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 14:11 next collapse

Just slap on a brown cutout mustache

antmzo220@lemmy.ml on 13 Sep 20:55 collapse

Imo It would be hilarious and not confusing if you just used a cutout of the real ron Swanson mustache.

Idk how legal that would be or other solutions around said potential legality though.

ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works on 13 Sep 10:46 next collapse

Good friend of Kettle Hitler

<img alt="kettle hitler" src="https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/05/29/hitler_penney_wide-dd049af15e237d702f9b7965b43b4de5317a4aab.jpg?s=1400&c=100&f=jpeg">

And they sit next to each other on the kitchen counter at Führer house

<img alt="hitler house" src="https://i2-prod.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article1777792.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/hitler-817774808.jpg">

weegee90@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 20:55 collapse

The house looks more like Jamie Hyneman with his barret to me.

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/00296407-a8ec-41c9-946b-1b2fcdc7a7bb.jpeg">

ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works on 14 Sep 08:51 collapse

If I have to look the guy up, he’s not well known enough to overtake the Hitler resemblance lol

Chocrates@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 14:36 next collapse

I thought Jamie hyneman was a household name.
How old are you?

superkret@feddit.org on 14 Sep 15:52 collapse

114

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com on 14 Sep 15:08 collapse

This guy clearly didn’t watch mythbusters in the mid 2000s

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 14:57 next collapse

The mustache is much too wide. I don’t know why everyone sees Hitler.

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works on 13 Sep 15:27 collapse

Hitler’s mustache was initially longer, however there was a decision to trim it. There are various theories as to why it was trimmed and shaped into the toothbrush as we recognise it for today.

RandomVideos@programming.dev on 13 Sep 18:42 collapse

How popular do you have to be to have people make theories about why you trimmed your moustache

[deleted] on 14 Sep 12:33 collapse

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vikingtons@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:06 next collapse

I think the second one. Assuming the middle bit is a nose, fewer details make for better deadpan toaster expression

Berttheduck@lemmy.ml on 13 Sep 10:18 next collapse

Depending on what you’re going for, 1 and give them a German accent. Otherwise 2.

Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:59 collapse

Wasn’t going for German that’s for sure, although…

lowleveldata@programming.dev on 13 Sep 10:24 next collapse

I need more background. Does it make good toasts?

Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:31 collapse

Yeah, it does. Like it has only one goal in life and that is to make toast.

lowleveldata@programming.dev on 13 Sep 10:37 next collapse

Sounds boring. I’d say go with the top one.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 11:49 collapse

youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec

essteeyou@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 16:57 collapse

I scrolled through all the comments looking for a Red Dwarf reference. Thank you! :-)

celeste@kbin.earth on 13 Sep 10:26 next collapse

2 for me. 1 took longer to parse.

Chainweasel@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:28 next collapse

2, but make him look more indifferent and less angry I think.

Shard@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 11:09 next collapse

😑

Like this?

Chainweasel@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 12:04 collapse

Yep

EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 11:38 collapse

Totally agree, 2nd face but I think straighten the eyebrows so he doesn’t look mad

frankspurplewings@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:29 next collapse

2 for sure one has a confusing mouth-stache

FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee on 13 Sep 10:30 next collapse

Der Humorless Toaster ist nicht hier fur dein scheisse!

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:44 collapse

NIEN!

[deleted] on 13 Sep 10:32 next collapse

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Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:33 next collapse

For anyone curious, the game I’m working on is kind of inspired by The Stanley Parable, and you can check it out on Steam, maybe even wishlist (it would help a lot) : https://store.steampowered.com/app/2336120/Do_Not_Press_The_Button_To_Delete_The_Multiverse/

slazer2au@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:35 next collapse

Option 3 googly eyes.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:43 collapse

That’s actually how you defeat him.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 10:49 next collapse

2nd one is cuter and funnier

jrbaconcheese@yall.theatl.social on 13 Sep 10:50 next collapse

2

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 11:24 next collapse

Definitely #1. But you can’t ever make any reference to it looking like Big H in the game. Just make it so people say “… is that supposed to be Hitler?”

Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 11:29 collapse

Thank you, yeah was going for more of a Ron Swanson, but now I totally see how people can see The Notorious H.I.T.

almar_quigley@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 14:06 collapse

HIT? Hitler Is Toaster?

EABOD25@lemm.ee on 13 Sep 11:31 next collapse

What about a goatee?

nullboi@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 11:47 next collapse

  1. But give them a super stereotypical American accent and make unpromted references to how American they are.
computergeek125@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 11:58 next collapse

Who let out 426?? I thought I was supposed to be in a windowless room!

(/j)

reference

ICYMI, the joke is about SCP-426

FierySpectre@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 13:25 next collapse

God that is I’m one terrifyingly upbeat SCP while still being very anomalous.

Edit: forgot to follow my theme (read my SCP entry to understand I guess)

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 14:13 collapse

Never heard of that site, but it was very interesting to learn about myself.

kibiz0r@midwest.social on 13 Sep 12:51 next collapse

I choose option 3

<img alt="" src="https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/3c723710-4462-4bf9-9c5b-fe7d7ae353e8.jpeg">

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 13 Sep 14:27 next collapse

I only see the mustache now

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de on 13 Sep 15:33 next collapse

This is how I keep seeing option 1 where the longer line is a chin/fat roll 😅

KingBoo@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 17:06 collapse

I agree. This is the best.

fsxylo@sh.itjust.works on 13 Sep 13:12 next collapse

Number 2. Unless you firmly believe there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 13 Sep 14:28 next collapse

I can’t believe this isn’t a joke

antmzo220@lemmy.ml on 13 Sep 14:45 next collapse

Oh no, the Hitler particles have crossed the human toaster barrier.

DaddleDew@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 15:21 next collapse

One is them is angry, the other is furherious

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca on 13 Sep 15:21 next collapse

#1 reminds me of Cartman (you could lean into that), #2 is more neutral and looks more angry

watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 13 Sep 15:27 next collapse

The second. The nose-mustache of the first is confusing.

Soulg@sh.itjust.works on 13 Sep 16:03 next collapse

I kinda like #1, but as the mustache being his mouth and the other kind being formed into crossed arms

workerONE@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 16:06 next collapse

1 has more character

Maelstrom@lemmy.world on 13 Sep 17:00 next collapse

2

Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 13 Sep 17:26 next collapse

Toaster 1 looks like Hitler. Don’t use toaster 1.

Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works on 14 Sep 08:18 collapse

Counterpoint: toaster 1 looks like Hitler. Use toaster 1.

aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 13 Sep 17:43 next collapse

Needs: Eyes rolling and slight frown with face lines showing it’s permanent.

RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com on 13 Sep 18:57 next collapse

Definitely 1 💯

intensely_human@lemm.ee on 14 Sep 02:03 next collapse

Is the Toaster related to Hitler somehow? If not then the latter.

Chickenstalker@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 02:47 next collapse

Nah. Hitler would be an oven.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 08:06 next collapse

I mean still the vague connection gives the character some meat

Etterra@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 11:14 collapse

No it’s too wide. That is a J Jonah Jameson mustache if ever I done seen one.

pyre@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 15:48 collapse

still too close. the toaster has a wide face so proportionally it feels like a hitler mustache

Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de on 14 Sep 07:10 next collapse

Make the upper one more mustache-y by making the stache longer than the lips and bend it downwards on the outside.

littlecolt@lemm.ee on 14 Sep 07:42 next collapse

Ever seen Red Dwarf? There was a talking toaster in that.

three@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 07:59 collapse

Yay talkie

littlecolt@lemm.ee on 14 Sep 13:44 collapse

Yes! I had forgotten his name! Haha wow, I need to go watch that show again, it’s been a long time.

Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee on 14 Sep 08:49 next collapse

Get it to the corners of the lips and thick, you got a Tom Selleck, just around the edge, you have a Ron Swanson, 2cm past, you’re into Fu Manchu territory

Etterra@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 11:14 next collapse

#1 looks like JJ Jameson - You know, Peter Parker’s boss?

Gonzako@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 12:04 next collapse

#1 only if you want a Hitler moustache. I prefer #2

Decoy321@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 15:57 collapse

Charlie Chaplin got done dirty. He was rocking that stache for decades earlier.

thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz on 14 Sep 20:27 collapse

Some of Hitler’s bodyguards said that Hitler was a fan of Chaplin. There’s speculation (but not evidence) that he borrowed it because he liked Chaplin

Toneswirly@lemmy.world on 15 Sep 12:35 collapse

I always heard that it was a common style for the working class, and Hitler was trying to ingratiate himself to them.

pishadoot@sh.itjust.works on 14 Sep 14:40 next collapse

What is the personality of the toaster?

One looks like your friend’s dad when he comes home and finds everyone has not only left on all the lights in the house but have also left the fridge open

Other one looks like a guy in early 20s that is on a bus and some fucker is doom scrolling tiktok loud without headphones

I’d say they’re both great but you gotta decide what kind of cranky toaster you’re going with

Agent641@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 15:00 next collapse

2

mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Sep 19:54 next collapse

Number 1 but the upper line is the mouth and the lower line is the chin.

MimicJar@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 20:12 next collapse

#2 because it allows you to later give them a mustache (#1), which is funny but the toaster isn’t amused.

JigglySackles@lemmy.world on 15 Sep 14:38 collapse

Definitely option 3 listed below.

midwest.social/comment/12274286