Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦♂️🤷♂️
At this point i’d take an AI CEO, at least the fuck ups will be impossible instead of impossibly stupid
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
on 02 Jul 20:32
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Eliminating 9,000 jobs only guarantees they’ll flounder even longer.
Maybe. Microsoft’s biggest revenue stream has historically been government contracts. I don’t see that failing them anytime in the next decade.
But retail consumer spending? That’s something that could seriously take a few hits in the next big downturn. I can see a company putting its finger to the wind and betting a '08 style recession will kill the market for console gaming in another two or three years.
This is the likely scenario. They are predicting an incredibly unpredictable consumer market in the next 4-8 years but a very predictable defense industry market in that time.
Even when people were saying that MS turned a new leaf and that they are better at managing all the studios that they buy, and that they’ll make more better games for Game Pass to be a success, I knew that this was coming. Microsoft has been nothing but consistent in this one thing: it’ll pivot hard in one direction, pour tons of green into it, hire the best people, and then fire everyone and abandon the idea forever.
Zune, Windows Phones, Kinect, and now I guess XBOX. Well, looks like it lived long enough.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
on 02 Jul 22:50
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Didn’t know about that. I’ll have to check it out.
neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 03 Jul 00:32
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It’s great! But there are some frustrating parts in the game like escort missions. Or janky psychics where a wall don’t blow up because, well I don’t know. It just didn’t one time.
Yeah, can see that question is vague. Lots of remakes / remasters in recent years, some amazing, and some garbage. Didnt want to invest in this and be pissed off about it.
Watched a few youtube reviews and sounds like something I’d enjoy.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
on 02 Jul 22:52
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I’m sorry but perfect dark will always just be “that game that got made cause Rare couldn’t make a sequel to goldeneye” it was a good game but didn’t age super well and the character and world just seems a bit cheese for 2025
thermal_shock@lemmy.world
on 02 Jul 23:11
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Dude, after goldeneye it hit the spot hard. Loved perfect dark.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
on 03 Jul 00:44
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Good game, and I liked the revolutionary bots you could add to multiplayer to beef up a death match. I like the game but the characters and story never did anything for me
SARGE@startrek.website
on 02 Jul 23:40
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Well, you’re certainly entitled to your (wrong) opinion!
Lol it’s not for everyone, especially if you started out with goldeneye. A lot of people I play with don’t have the same appreciation for it, and that’s okay.
And yeah, it’s so cheesy, it makes people spontaneously develop lactose intolerance.
But much like the movie Evolution, I don’t love it because it’s groundbreaking and iconic to its genre. It’s fun for me.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
on 03 Jul 00:46
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You bring up i played goldeneye first and that’s true, it’s why I wanted a sequel. It’s also why I will always pick Wcw vs Nwo : revenge, over wwf no mercy, it has a better nostalgia factor for me
It’s cheesy because they hid cheese 🧀 in the levels
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
on 03 Jul 02:15
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I completely disagree. Perfect Dark holds up extremely well. I still play it occasionally. Of course the framerate is atrocious at times.
PerfectDark@lemmy.world
on 02 Jul 23:26
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Well now my name has some baggage
misophonium@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 02 Jul 23:39
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Microsoft: "We can’t compete with such great content. Shut it all down.’
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 03 Jul 01:34
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<img alt="Screenshof of a Bluesky post by @headfallsoff.com: “when the BDS boycott started i said microsoft would shut down their entire xbox division before abandoning a single military contract, does not feel good to be proven so correct so fast”" src="https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/9c07f525-2ca8-414f-a9e9-97b47efa4d9a.webp">
Imma make a game called Deerfact Park which is a deer simulator where you can do factual things that deers factually do like infiltrate a futuristic company and espionage steal their shit and then imma release it on steam take that corporate bastards.
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Apparently Microsoft views success as Quarterly Profits, and long term planning for the future has taken a backseat.
They’ve been floundering for a while. Eliminating jobs only guarantees they’ll flounder even longer.
~1,900 jobs today, even. :/
gotta make sure phil spencer gets his bonus.
Day’s not over…
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Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦♂️🤷♂️
At this point i’d take an AI CEO, at least the fuck ups will be impossible instead of impossibly stupid
Maybe. Microsoft’s biggest revenue stream has historically been government contracts. I don’t see that failing them anytime in the next decade.
But retail consumer spending? That’s something that could seriously take a few hits in the next big downturn. I can see a company putting its finger to the wind and betting a '08 style recession will kill the market for console gaming in another two or three years.
This is the likely scenario. They are predicting an incredibly unpredictable consumer market in the next 4-8 years but a very predictable defense industry market in that time.
Long term planning in general has been on a steep decline for a long time now.
They know they’ve destroyed the planet, so why bother planning for a future they’ve already prevented.
Even when people were saying that MS turned a new leaf and that they are better at managing all the studios that they buy, and that they’ll make more better games for Game Pass to be a success, I knew that this was coming. Microsoft has been nothing but consistent in this one thing: it’ll pivot hard in one direction, pour tons of green into it, hire the best people, and then fire everyone and abandon the idea forever.
Zune, Windows Phones, Kinect, and now I guess XBOX. Well, looks like it lived long enough.
Maybe the game just sucks?
Honestly, its probably a good thing they canceled it. They were going to butcher that perfect game.
But also FYI, Perfect Dark is available on Nintendo Switch Online as a Nintendo 64 +17 Mature title, along with Turok and Turok 2
The best way to play it is with mouse & KB using the 1964 emulator GEPD version, imo.
The decomp port is nice too.
Didn’t know about that. I’ll have to check it out.
It’s great! But there are some frustrating parts in the game like escort missions. Or janky psychics where a wall don’t blow up because, well I don’t know. It just didn’t one time.
github.com/graslu/1964GEPD/releases/tag/latest
Is it a good port? I really enjoy turok 2 on PS4, would love to play perfect dark on something better than an N64.
Sorry. Im not sure what would make it a good or bad port. Im not familiar with what the differences would be.
It was originally released on N64 and the Switch Online N64 mode seems fine. It feels like the original game.
Yeah, can see that question is vague. Lots of remakes / remasters in recent years, some amazing, and some garbage. Didnt want to invest in this and be pissed off about it.
Watched a few youtube reviews and sounds like something I’d enjoy.
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Well, they are very successful at canceling things!
I’m sorry…can we take a minute here to point out that the head of XBOX is named “Matt Booty”? No? Just me?
My niece giggled at that during the Minecraft credits
@PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU
I’m sorry but perfect dark will always just be “that game that got made cause Rare couldn’t make a sequel to goldeneye” it was a good game but didn’t age super well and the character and world just seems a bit cheese for 2025
Dude, after goldeneye it hit the spot hard. Loved perfect dark.
Yeah, Perfect Dark was awesome!
Good game, and I liked the revolutionary bots you could add to multiplayer to beef up a death match. I like the game but the characters and story never did anything for me
Well, you’re certainly entitled to your (wrong) opinion!
Lol it’s not for everyone, especially if you started out with goldeneye. A lot of people I play with don’t have the same appreciation for it, and that’s okay.
And yeah, it’s so cheesy, it makes people spontaneously develop lactose intolerance.
But much like the movie Evolution, I don’t love it because it’s groundbreaking and iconic to its genre. It’s fun for me.
You bring up i played goldeneye first and that’s true, it’s why I wanted a sequel. It’s also why I will always pick Wcw vs Nwo : revenge, over wwf no mercy, it has a better nostalgia factor for me
It’s cheesy because they hid cheese 🧀 in the levels
I completely disagree. Perfect Dark holds up extremely well. I still play it occasionally. Of course the framerate is atrocious at times.
Well now my name has some baggage
Microsoft: "We can’t compete with such great content. Shut it all down.’
<img alt="Screenshof of a Bluesky post by @headfallsoff.com: “when the BDS boycott started i said microsoft would shut down their entire xbox division before abandoning a single military contract, does not feel good to be proven so correct so fast”" src="https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/9c07f525-2ca8-414f-a9e9-97b47efa4d9a.webp">
It feels like they just announced it? Why did they even bother?
I hate to tell you this, but they announced it at TGA in 2020…which was 5 years ago.
Time has been repealed. Everything took place 16 years ago earlier this afternoon.
But wait….that would be I’m almost 40. Omg you’re right. Time moves too quickly!
Why even be in the video game industry?
To hold the windows OS monopoly ig
At least they can use that money they saved for checks notes powering CoPilot no one is asking for.
Worst AI ever. Outperformed in every aspect, including rudimentary excel formulas, by every other llm I have used.
Imma make a game called Deerfact Park which is a deer simulator where you can do factual things that deers factually do like infiltrate a futuristic company and espionage steal their shit and then imma release it on steam take that corporate bastards.