I don’t wanna

Day of the Tentacle

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

“Bomb has been planted”

Rhinos! RRHHIIIIINNNOOEEESSS our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES the cowards, the fools! We… we shall take away… their metal BAWKses.

“That is why we do not eyeball it! We are not cowboys shooting from the hip!”

Extremely random one but the TVs in Max Payne show a slideshow of some drama show where the dialogue goes

“My Lord”

“My Lady”

“but my Lord, I must insist!”

Fuck knows why that lives rent free in my mind.

“Job’s done” Warcraft

Real sneaky beaky like

Nuclear launch detected.

“Unable to comply, building in progress” - Command & Conquer

.

Steck deine scheiß Waffe weg!

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

You cannot sleep now; there are monsters nearby

The payload has almost reached the final control point!

KILLING SPREE!

RAMPAGE!

DOUBLE KILL!

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: "Don't have time to play with myself."

"The enemy has captured a command post"

ACCESS DENIED

.

An enemy has been slain

“My words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!”

You’re here because you wanted to feel like something your not. A hero.

On explose d’abord ! Et on parle… après ! — Ziggs, League of Legends, French Voice

my name is Legion: for we are many.

(Yes I know originally is from the bible)

“Beep beep beep” - sputnik

Voiced by Lenard Nemoy in Civ 4

I need scissors 61 !!!

Never should’ve come here.

What is Man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

Units received

“I never asked for this”

.

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU’VE DESTROYED THE VILE RED FALCON AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE.

CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO.

Stay awhile and listen

Let me guess, some body stole your sweetroll?

The voiceless effigy creates bodies in their waves but does not notice the shore. Is our melody not beautiful? - Satisfactory

“hey listen”

Hilariously I never played the game… It’s my buddies tone for text messages. Lol

“Destroy him, my robots” from Impossible Mission on the C64.

It was the first videogame I ever heard talk. And full disclosure, 5 year old me, thought it said, “destroy him my-rin bolts”. It wasn’t until years later, my dad actually corrected me.

“Guns guns guns” Brrrrrrr

"… what a shame. He was a good man…Tongue click… What a rotten way to die "

“Filthy Rats!”

Zug Zug

“ow! Ok ok, i will work!”

My lord? Yes? My lord? Yes? Let’s get digging! Whoa! What now?

• Hidden song made from sound effects in Lords of the Realm II

“An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.”

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.

panzerschreck!

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

“They have taken you from the Imperial City’s prison, first by carriage and now by boat, to the east, to Morrowind. Fear not, for I am watchful. You, have been chosen.”

“A man chooses! A slave obeys.” - Andrew Ryan, BioShock

In general a lot of Andrew Ryan quotes are captivating, but that one transcends thanks to both the events happening, and the realization of the plot reveal.

FISSION MAILED

And

I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

They told me I was too young. They told me I needed more training. I told them to drop dead! How ironic…

War… War never changes.

We need wood!

Stronghold Crusader

“deeeeeeeaaaaaath” -Black and White

And then every once in a while if your name was common enough it would whisper your name instead. Freaked me out first time it happened.

Ah shit, h*re we go again

Death was in the air at Roscoe Street

!

“The end is near! TEN SECONDS NEAR!!”

• “Alley-oop!”
• “You can’t have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!”
• “Give it some Oomph!”
• “Now it’s Reyn time!”
• “Man, wha’ a buncha jokas!”

Yeah, I played too much Xenoblade. Honorable mentions to:

• “Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier”

• Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?

Same game, when you made the Guild Master drunk:

• I never forget faces, but in your case I’ll make an exception hic

Paraphrasing there, don’t remember the exact quote.

• It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

Do you know the definition of insanity?

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Edit: From a different game.

“He’s fucked in the head, the world’s fucked in the head, and YOU’RE fucked in the head because MY fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you wanna save the world, that’s the first step; get fucked in the head.”

Reticulating Splines

“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”

Iiin the pipe, five by five

“This train doesn’t belong to you. So why don’t you turn around and face me, pumpkin?”

Pierce: “This train was commandeered legally under the—”

“Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin’ face?!”

“Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don’t even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I’ll let all of you go right now.”

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

I hunger!

Why walk when you can ride?

Morrowind

“Trouble with the trolley, eh?”

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped… in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is it a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle… and wonder if we’ll have the chance to kill him.

“With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.”

a recent one is all of amanozako’s v/o in SMTV “oh you want some, do ya?”

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

Path of Exile

“Maximum depth reached. Hull damage imminent”

Yes I have just played Subnautica

“I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee…”

I can’t believe this one from Skyrim wasn’t in the thread yet.

“When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boy-o”

Yes me lord.

Zug zug

Just saw the video with the quote recently, so, here goes:

We are SO CLOSE to our destination, we are SO CLOSE! Like, literally, right there! And then you just decide, like a sadistic person, to turn and just go into the fog and kill us! What is wrong with you? You are a sadist! I will not stand for this! I will not stand for this in any way, shape or form! That’s IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!

A line from the main character of Beyond The Edge of Owlsgard. The English voice actor confirmed that the line was improvised. It’s probably a lot more tame in the German dub, but the line is so funny that they probably had to put it in the English dub.

Still sane exile?

• path of exile

“ROCK AND STONE!”

“Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone.”

“Yeah, I was skeptical at first but the polycule might be the way to go.”

Sigh Bapinada?

“Switch to your other weapon, it’s faster than reloading!”

"Nice scarf. Do zey make zem for girls?"

"Nice face. Do they... uh, shut up."

I’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

I still use Left 4 Dead’s “pills here!” any time I’m dealing with medication. It’s an involuntary reflex at this point.

Also not really a line but the intonation of Chadley calling out “Cloud!” when he starts a conversation is seared into my psyche. Kind of like a modern version Navi’s “hey!”

“Gods, I want to ride you ‘till you see stars.”

Good News Everyone!!!

"What can change the nature of a man?"

• Ravel, Planescape: Torment

“You must gather your party before venturing forth!”

“WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD! BADLY!

WIZARD SHOT A FOOD!”

“Ahhh, fresh meat”

Diablo 1

“Mean, green and unseen!”

“Dive dive dive, hit your burners pilot!!”

Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.

“PUT DISPENSER HERE”

“Would you kindly?”

“Patrolling Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter”

“ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ”

“Rise and shine mr. Freeman, rise and shine”

“Hey, you finally awake”

EDIT:

“I make my own luck”

(Several monologue from ezio saga and kenway saga is worthwhile unfortunately I couldn’t fully text it all :( )

“Guys the drill, go get it”

“Ahhh, I need my medic bag”

“Mission failed, we will get them next time”

“ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!”

“Engravings gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever”

“Boss, try to remember the basic CQC”

“The numbers mason, what do they mean” perfect response when someone suddenly pop in 6 digits nuclear code

“Victory can’t be achieved without sacrifice”

“The flags may be different, but the methods are the same”

50,000 people used to live 'ere, …

Don’t make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.

~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004

This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?

~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001

Zug zug

“That was left-handed!”

Boy!

“I’ve got a plan.”

Protect the pilot

The Thing. You come across a guy that’s infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says

“If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.”

And proceeds to blow his own brains out.

Boss move. Much respect.

Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

WOLOLO

“I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE”

Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

A woman’s place is in the garage, fixing cars!

Oh. It’s you.

You will pay for this in time.

« War makes men mad »…

“They were all dead …”

First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something

This cannot continue.

Like Mario and Princess Beach.

“7 minutes, 7 minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you”

“… There’s a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glovebox”

“Ride ze shoopuf?”

“The numbers mason, what do they mean?”

“Have some faith”

“Tank beats everything”

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

• Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science

Welcome back. I have some jobs for you

Time is money friend.

"I’m interested in one thing. Dark. You haven’t the gift."

• Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2

He’s such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.

Wololo - Age of Empires

I’m surprised this isn’t one of the top comments. I don’t even play or have interest RTS games, only ever watched friends play it as a kid and it’s still stuck in my head to this day.

“Guess what! I’ve named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.”

-Gheed, Diablo 2.

“Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and… shine”.

My source is that I made it the fuck up!

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

NES “Pro Wrestling”.

“A winner is you!”

HEY, LISTEN!!!

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

My toolbox! --Another World

I’m gunna fuck you! --Redneck Rampage

“Ready to wuuuuurk”

Poot Dispenser Here!

Eeerectin’ a dispenser!

Sentry going up!

First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

Portal has so many quotable lines, it’s insane

Hier ist das Bier billig.

The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur’s Gate 1 say this.

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

Hello… - undead wheezing style (WoW)

I don’t have time to play with myself - Duke Nukem

“If you wish to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows.” -Fallout: New Vegas

“I am a meat automaton animated by neurotransmitters.” -Cruelty Squad

“Deploying parachute. Deploying reserve parachute. Skipping parachute.” -Satisfactory

“Prostagma? Vulome” - Greek villager units in Age of Mythology

“My right arm is bigger than my left arm!” - Tryndamere from League of Legends

Are you still alive Arbiter?

“I like sword, it’s a personal weapon” Shadow Warrior

“You must gather your party before venturing forth.” - Baldur’s Gate 2

“Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.” And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. “Commander” from the newer X-Com games … tha dark, rapsy voice

“They … they’ve hit me, Finn” Enderal, a should-play

Look at my user name, brother/sister!

A few from Mr Torque from Borderlands:

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE

NEW MISSION, I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP, THE OCEAN

You’re pretty good…

in a bad Russian accent

You’re pretty good

awkward double finger guns and walk away slowly

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB.

Titanfall|2

Upon your Titan noticing a new weapon that’s more powerful, the main character comments “I think someone’s in love…”

BT’s response is priceless.

BT-7274: “The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion: I am 50% in love.”

"I don’t know if I’m good or evil. Stupid words, anyway… But I’m trying to be gentle to others and hard on myself. I know how to sympathize and not judge. I try to love whoever I touch. That’s the only answer I have."

• pathologic 2

All your base are belong to us

I came when I heard you’d beat the ELITE FOUR.

The carrier has arrived.

Were it so easy.

YoU cAnT jUsT sHoOt A hOlE tHrOuGh MaRs!

Oh I know what the ladies like.

Flipendo!

“My vision is augmented.”

.

My life for Aiur

Don toridos? Misspelled wrong

Live for the swarm

Hail to the king, baby

Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R

“Remember, no Russian”

“I have a plan, Arthur”

“Pheromones.” “Do I smell beef?”

“Smother him in the crib…”

Do you like hurting other people?

We’re not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing… the only thing I was good at. But… at least I always fought for what I believed in.

“For I am just an old man, plus me balls are saggy” - Borjoyzee, Giants: Citizen Kabuto

ASSUMING CONTROL

DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY

“Thanks for stopping by, come back again SooON.” -Random vendor guy in the woods, Dungeon Siege

"Monsters? They look like monsters to you?"

-Silent Hill 3

Work work

“Anime is a path I walk alone.”

"You are fucking subhuman."

• Katana ZERO

Lmao I got this card in cards for humanity the other nite

“Metal…Gear?” - Metal Gear Solid

“War…has changed.” - Metal Gear Solid 4

“War never changes.” - Fallout 3

“All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GOVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN…WITH THE LEMONS.” - Portal 2

Only lines with voice work for me, even though there are plenty of great unvoiced lines across games. Sorted by game… I think this post certainly puts me of a generation.

“My emperor! I’ve failed youuuu!”
“Fox, get this guy off me!”
“You’re good, but I’m BETTER!”
“Never give up, trust your instincts!”
“IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!”

Honestly one of the most quoteable games ever made.

“Stay a while and listen.”

“My hotel’s as clean as an Elven arse!”
“Whaaaat?!”
“Tiax shall smite ye.”
“Heya, it’s me Imoen.”

“MASSACRE!”
“Not yet!”
“hyut hyut hyut”

“My fists never betray me!”
“Don’t stand behind me.”
“I’m gonna sleep well tonight!”
“The feeling… It’s… coming back!”
“Good vibrations!”

“Hello brother! […] I live on in this arm!”
“Laugh, and grow fat!”
“What was that just now?”

Love a good ham. We need more of them in video games.

“I’mma Luigi, number 1.”
“Falcon PUNCH!”

“You’re going the wrong way!”
“Retired!”

“You require more vespene gas!”
“All crews operational.” / “Battlecruiser operational.” ?
“En’taro Adun executor.”
“I do this for Auir, not you!”
“Your base in under attack.”

“So what shall it be? Will you join the Unity or will you die here? Join… DIE! Join… DIE!”

“Doctor required in inflator room.”

“[…] to the last place uncorrupted by Capitalism! SPACE!”

“This guy are sick”

I need a target

“You plague-ridden rat!” Huntsman, Bloodborne

There are many more iconic lines in the game, but this one sticks in my mind, probably because you meet so many Huntsman and this is one of their favourite lines.

In dark times, should the stars also go out?

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee…

“I gave my cat to you, doesnt that make you the owner?”- said by a cat

Its from the game cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

I have read all text from this game and its prequel multiple times and still cant figure out what it means

Vu-

Vu-

Vulome

Vulome

…

Isvoli!!

“Look at you, sailing through the air majestically like an eagle…piloting a blimp.”

I mean just quote every line from the portal games and be done with this thread. :-D

This feels relevant: The Device has been Modified by Victims of Science a song made of quotes from Portal.

• Ripburger, you’re dummier than dirt!
• Oh, Mr Corley. If only you’d listen to my plan - my vision.
• I know your plan, Rip. You’re waiting for me to die so you can take over my company.

“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”

“There’s no way you’re taking Kairi’s Heart!” “Come” “Show me your power” “Welcome Oblivion”

Heard it over and over again because KH1 was hard as a kid :') But at least there’s Forze del Male (the boss music) which is peak 👌

“Sir. Finishing this fight” - Master chief, Halo 2 “STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM” - Guard, Oblivion

Reactor online

Sensors online

Weapons online

All systems nominal

“Today smells like victory! I love pretending to smell. Sniff sniff!” Pathfinder, Apex.

*that are

“Mandatum?.. Yay.”

"Camundament?.. Imenaso!"

• Age of Empires series.

“Breach in starboard fusion chamber.”

“Green line confirmed.”

“This is a cakewalk.”

"Guidance failure, we’re losing control."

• Homeworld series.

"Bring it, yo!"

• The World Ends With You.

“ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.”

"THIS HURTS YOU."

• Mass Effect 2.

“For the sampler Chancellor!”

“Watch out for those wrist rockets!”

“Just like shooting womp-rats, aye kid?”

"We have lost a command post! Take it back!!"

• Star Wars Battlefront II.

"Have you seen those warriors from Redguard? They got curved swords! Curved… Swords!"

• The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim.

"Friendship Frameshift drive charging…"

• Elite Dangerous.

"DEVOUR!!!"

• Tales of Berseria.

“Hello my friend. Stay a while and listen.”

I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle…and wonder if we’ll ever get the chance to kill him.

“Don’t shoot! I’m with the science team!”

“Ah ha” briiing

“I used to be an adventurer too, til I took an arrow to the knee”

“You’ve captured a command post”

“You’ve lost a command post”

Another visitor. Stay a while, stay forever!

I’M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL! (Krieg, BL 2)

Lerooooooooooooooooooooyyyyy Ah-Jenkins

Sir, permission to leave the station?
For what purpose Master Chief?
To give the Covenant back their bomb…

Haven’t seen this one mentioned yet.

“I am legally obliged to tell you, that I am not a real docter” Dr. Zed from Borderlands (2)

“Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can.”

EDIT: Also: “Science isn’t about why - it’s about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!”

(Portal, and Portal 2)

This cave is not a natural formation

Hostile shotty in the field

Wololooooo, wololooooo

QUAD DAMAGE !!!

Not going to cite the source, since it spoils part of this game, and it’s currently popular.

I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen. I spent thirteen years half-cut up to my eyeballs. Drunk, to put it mildly. Then suddenly I saw it, a streetlight shining in my face. 500 Gigawatts of the power of God. A vision of my bloated body found in some ditch. Scared me straight. So I got a collar shirt, mortgage and a credit card. All the things that make me a good man. I hoped I could raise my children to be better than their old man. I wanted to believe I was never one setback away from my worst self. But the truth is. Discipline. Drive. Routine. The endless fucking desperation to get shit done. A loving wife? Great kids? Sobriety? I’m telling you. You. Accomplishments I’ve been chasing my whole life. Never felt as good as I expected when I crossed the finish line… So now that we’re at the end. Takin’ inventory. Those nights spinning out of my head, sinking into the sofa. Broken glass in my palms. Bleeding dry the funniest thing ever. Old dogs laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor, mocking the moon for daring to show its face. All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty. The only problem in the world an empty bottle. Those were the best days of my life. Yeah… Those were the best days of my life. I got nothing to hide. Ready to face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you, a cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can’t even see it… I should’ve been able to protect the kid. If I could have done one thing right, I wish it had been to give him one small chance off this goddamned rock.

Technology is incredible!

~Random NPC in Pallet Town in Pokémon Red/Blue

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

• I am Error.
• All your base are belong to us.
• It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this! Why yes I did grow up in the 80s & 90s.

Bonus from a newer game: “What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!”

War… War never changes

Sister Calderón: We’ve all lived bad lives, Mr. Morgan. We all sin… but I know you.

Arthur: You don’t know me.

Sister Calderón: Forgive me, but… that’s the problem. You don’t know you.

Arthur: What do you mean?

Sister Calderón: I don’t know… whenever we happen to meet, you’re always helping people and smiling.

Arthur: I had a son… he passed away. I had a girl who loved me… I threw that away. My momma died when I was a kid, and my daddy… well, I watched him die. And it weren’t soon enough.

Sister Calderón: My husband died a long time ago. Life is full of pain. But there is also love, and beauty.

Arthur: What am I gonna do now?

Sister Calderón: Be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clearly. Perhaps you could help somebody? Helping makes you really happy.

Arthur: But… I still don’t believe in nothin’.

Sister Calderón: Often, neither do I. But then, I meet someone like you, and everything makes sense

Arthur: Heh… You’re too smart for me, Sister. I guess I… I’m afraid.

Sister Calderón: There is nothing to be afraid of. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.

Suffer like G did?

28 STAB WOUNDS

Greetings traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board!

“If you can’t stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!”

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong”

The version that’s stuck in my head is Japanese so this is a translation.

Watch. See how they’ve lived their lives with pride, and with their lives they’ve sang the ode to civilization. This is the story of those whom people called heroes, the unfinished journey of the 13 who chased the flame. But traveller, your journey continues on, isn’t that right? Then, follow your heart and move on. Follow the footsteps and witness that flame chasing journey to the end. And finally… walk across the graves of those who have fallen. And for that future which “we” could not create… GO CREATE IT!

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

“I’m selling these fine leather jackets” Indiana Jones “If you kill me you’re better, if I kill you I’m better” Kuben Blisk “Suka blyat” - Random scav

THE NUMBERS, MASON

Not by my choice, but “That was gnarlycuga!” Is so fucking cheesy that it just won’t leave

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone’s day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

“War. War never changes.”

“Remember. No Russian.”

“Itchy. Tasty.”

UH - OH!
THE TRUCK HAVE
STARTED TO MOVE! 

CHEEKI BREEKI

Man…

Front…

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it’s gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven’t run it in quite some time. It’s still probably the best there is for milsims though.

“Try not to cripple beneath my girth.” - Chiv2 as I was mounting a horse.

“Your curves are beautiful.” “How inappropriate. Tell me more.” -Satisfactory

I can’t use these things together.

We’re rich!

I will pay you to kill yourself

Would you kindly?

.

“No free slots in suit inventory.”

UGGHHHHHHH

Still sane, Exile?

<click> what? <click>WHAT!? <click> STOP POKING ME!**

Toasty!

Access denied without key card.

“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”

• Duke Nukem

Big Money! Big Prizes!

“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”

Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.

Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.

“What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output.”

Sheng-Ji Yang, Alpha Centauri

Hey baby, looking for a date? All the prostitutes in VTMB.

‘It takes leather balls to play rugby’ - toilet wall in Leisure Suit Larry

‘Alarm, ein verletzter’ - Commando

‘At first his lips were sweet as mango, when first I held him to my chest, but now we dance this Grim Fandango and will four years before we rest’ - Olivera Olfrendo, Grim Fandango

Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Give me your extra resources.
Sure, blame it on your ISP!
Don’t point that thing at me!

HADOUKEN!

Guten Tag! (Chain guns firing)

WaHOO!

Engineering! Aaaaahfirmative!

Ich geh dann mal

“I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride.” (Rollercoaster Tycoon - PC)

“Stay awhile… Stay FOREVER!!!” (Impossible Mission - C64)

We’ll be fine

“sneaky beaky like”

Your base… is under attack.

Heard a few gems in STALKER 2 “Better a lousy peace than an awesome gunfight”

Synth voice: “Be careful…Rainbow zone…”

Sir! Captain needs you on the bridge ASAP! Better follow me.

“GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK!”

“This is not a warning. This is a sentence.”

“What can I say? It’s just a toilet bowl.”

From Runaway: A Road Adventure

My name is Guybrush Threpwood. I’m a mighty pirate.

“This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ”

“It is a good life we lead, brother.”

“The best. May it never change.”

“And may it never change us.”

Assassin’s Creed 2 still has the best intro of all time, fight me.

“Blame yourself or God.”

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“Wololoo”

Back and forth… Back and forth… I’m beginning to feel like Sisyphus!

“Oh I know what the ladies like” “Move Move Move the core ain’t paying you by the hour!” “see how they bait their trap?”

Hello stranger what ‘ar ya buyin’ what ‘ar ya sellin’

kee-voh rogan woololooooo

“Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.” –AM

“They’re masterworks all, can’t go wrong!”

“Gran Soren, the beating heart of all Gransys.”

“Tis a port crystal ser, one can reach it with the use of a magic item.”

“It hates fire!”

I called my cat Boney / til she said it wouldn’t do. / She looked at me, said sister / that’s what I’ve been calling you

“Frigate lost.”

“Lok’tar Ogar!”

And “Get outta the DAMN WAY!”

Jason but they pronounce it “Jay Sohn.”

Also “Holy shit, its snow white!” as they’re being gunned down from the brush.

EDIT: oh and of course “Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”

The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

You will soon have your God - and you will make it with your own hands.

• Morpheus from Deus Ex

“Had to be me.”

Also, there was a Warhammer RTS that had “AHH my spleen!!!” Which I never got over.

“It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean”

Also the part where you and Pierce are singing along to What I Got by Sublime near the beginning of Saints Row The Third

Blue team has the flag The enemy has your flag Blue scored Blue wins

Altair secrets are not for you

“Stay a while, and listen.”

“With my brains and your brawn, we’ll make an excellent team!”

“Stop rocking the boat, you’re making me sea sick!”

“Remember the Nutella” - AoE II Malian Villager

“Negative Ramos”

“Hey! Listen!”

The kamikazes continuous screaming from serious sam will forever be etched in my brain as a part of my childhood.

In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting.

wololooooo

“Assuming direct control”

Need a light?

“For a moment, there was hope.”

Damnit. A storm.

Were it so easy…

Double kill

Triple kill

Mega kill

ULTRA KILL

MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH MONSTER KILL

Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

“I love you, sarge!”

Hey, Hey, Hey! It’s time to make some crazy money. Are y’all ready? Here we gooo!

Jason? Jason? Jason? Jason? Etc…

My ass! My ass! My beautiful ass!

boop, boop, boop, BEEEEEEP

“I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.”

“In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal.” Also “There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again.”

Damn you, Kain! This act of genocide is unconscionable!

Science compels us to explode the sun.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

“A right man in a wrong place can make all the difference in the world”

“Somethin’s Wrong with the G-Diffuser!”

“… I guess I should be Thankful…”

“Hey, what’s the big Idea!?”

“Don’t party just yet. It’s time to try our new weapon”

“COCKY LITTLE FREAK”

“Somebody beat us here. it’s all gone!”