it's big with all the kids, they're calling it "Karting"
from theangriestbird@beehaw.org to gaming@beehaw.org on 16 Dec 19:35
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from theangriestbird@beehaw.org to gaming@beehaw.org on 16 Dec 19:35
https://beehaw.org/post/17603305
[alt text: a text post by @coolrich.bsky.social. The text is entirely in quotation marks, as if it is being quoted from an article, and it says: “but the most chilling aspect of the so-called game, which is already being described by some as ‘a training program for CEO-killers’, is the presence of a weapon that exclusively targets only the players that have experienced the most success. Using a ‘blue shell’, disgruntled players can…”(dot dot dot)]
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Time to rename the blue shell to The Shell of Equity, I guess?
and I would also note the sad thing of the blue shell as the analogy, is it fits very well in orwells analysis. (going majorly from memory so, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong), but in short if I recall, the outer party could use the proles to become the new inner party, however no matter what party was in power, the proles position as the bottom rung of society remains constant no matter what they do.
Sadly the blue shell is a very similar analogy there. Why so many people hate the blue shell in mario kart is it’s typically only obtainable if you are in 7th or 8th place. and it’s effect is typically to knock first place into 2nd or 3rd place, but if the race isn’t particularly tight it has little impact on the outcome of the player that threw it. (he’s still in last place).
This is not how it has been working for some time. Item distribution is not about rank, it’s about distance.
Blue shell is kinda mid-range, and you usually get one when you’re not so far that you can’t profit from it (and even though it targets first place it also often disturbs second or third place if they’re close, either with blast damage or by making them try to avoid it).
If you’re too far to care about sniping the head of the race, you won’t get a blue shell but something that is immediately useful to you. Commonly star, triple or golden mushroom, bullet bill. Lots of bullet bills actually. I’d say those can be a lot more annoying than blue shells on 8.
Mario Kart is officially communist propaganda
start the countdown until “i’m gonna blue shell a ceo” becomes a credible threat you could to to jail for
Make sure to add “…in Mario Kart”
it’s the new “soup for my family”
Are you a friend of Dorothy?
that’s who the soup is for, wildly enough
It’s definitely a funny thing to joke about but this is exactly how the media and ruling class manipulate people into falling in line with whatever agenda they’re trying to push. It’s quite scary how effective it is and how difficult it can be to combat.
yeah, that’s why we counter with the memes now so the uneducated public gets better at recognizing the pattern.
I do think that’s the right strategy after seeing how effective it is for people like Trump to use, but there’s a lot of catch-up to do along with battling against state-sponsored propaganda from countries like Russia and China.
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I just lost “the game”
God dammit.
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The alternative spelling let’s you know it’s underground.
media.tenor.com/…/mario-kart-luigi.mp4
Mario kart is communist propaganda success should never be punished.
That's not a fair comparison at all. In Mario Kart, you actually had to earn your first place spot fair and square.
Wario cheats!
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Srsly Wrong podcast: Blue Shell Bezos