when Nintendo finally runs out of ideas
from theangriestbird@beehaw.org to gaming@beehaw.org on 07 Oct 2024 19:11
https://beehaw.org/post/16437055

[alt text: a photo of a statue of Mario in the process of sliding down a flagpole, as he commonly does at the end of Mario levels. The statue is placed in the video game section of a a supermarket. In front of the statue, there are multiple human hands holding up wads of US dollar bills towards Mario.]

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Moonrise2473@feddit.it on 07 Oct 2024 19:25 next collapse

Sometimes they publish a masterpiece that really pushes the hardware limits, sometimes they publish a shitty lazy unimaginative port of a port

In both cases they sell millions of copies

Owljfien@lemm.ee on 08 Oct 2024 08:35 collapse

Not hard to push hardware limits, when your hardware is as limited as theirs

Moonrise2473@feddit.it on 08 Oct 2024 09:08 collapse

can’t wait to run an emulated copy of “new new super mario bros wii u deluxe switch 2 edition” on my pc

smeg@feddit.uk on 08 Oct 2024 09:29 collapse

multiple human hands

It wasn’t weird until you specified human

teawrecks@sopuli.xyz on 08 Oct 2024 15:32 next collapse

100% of this post was clearly AI generated slop.

theangriestbird@beehaw.org on 08 Oct 2024 20:01 collapse

You never know with Nintendo. Don’t forget that Mario lives in a world where humans look like this:

<img alt="" src="https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/bafd2ff6-e235-48f8-83f1-93d8b6b4c6bd.webp">

So then…what is Mario?