is this true?
from theangriestbird@beehaw.org to gaming@beehaw.org on 16 Sep 2024 16:03
https://beehaw.org/post/16086778
from theangriestbird@beehaw.org to gaming@beehaw.org on 16 Sep 2024 16:03
https://beehaw.org/post/16086778
Tanooki Mario (comfy man in pajamas), and uhhhh…well i don’t really have a Smash main, I like to play all kinds of different styles. Which I guess also fits the question…
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Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense
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😏
Guess I don’t exist as I don’t play either.
well you exist and you matter to me, so i guess this one doesn’t apply to you
Um, oh, okay?
too forward? sorry, i just like to make sure everyone feels included.
I appreciate the intent, but yeah, when people who don’t know me at all/that well say I matter to them etc I tend to think “how could they when they don’t know me?” I’m not sure if that’s correct or not, but it is how I feel.
Hope you are doing well though, and no real harm done.
Luigi and Fox
Whoa now save some for the rest of us
Be, uh, careful with that barrel roll.
Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.
Everyone thinks u a freak but really u like it old-school
Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.
Damn that’s exactly my setup! Whatever it says about us, in my opinion you got your stuff figured out
Toad and Jigglypuff.
Why u do dis to me?
You’re a kind person and considerate lover. Bit of a drama queen though
Dry Bones and Toon Link. Ut-oh.
Baby Rosalina and Kirby? Idk what that would mean.
No idea.
Metal Peach and King Dedede 😏
You’re not afraid to throw that thiccness around
Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
i’m putting you on speed dial
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“you think this is cute? wait til you see my sword.”
Just don’t compare mine to Marth’s …
i hear his is only powerful at the tip
Kart: Mii w/MegaMan suit
Smash: I don’t play
😒
Welp, you don’t get a choice, you’re asexual now whether you like it or not. Meme says it, so it’s true.
That’s not what asexual means.
Not being interested in sex is different than not being interested in a game? That’s how I read it, anyway. Apologies if it came off otherwise.
Asexuality is about not experiencing sexual attraction, not about being interested in sex or not.
Some asexuals are also not interested in sex: Sex Repulsed
Some don’t care: Sex indifferent
Some want it: Sex favourable
Of course, then there is the spectrum including Grey Aces: Sometimes feel sexual attraction under certain circumstances, and Demisexuals who are only sexually attracted when they have a strong emotional connection to someone.
There are other labels under the asexual-spectrum but those are the most well known.
Forgive me, but to me not experiencing sexual attraction reads the same as “not being interested” because you don’t experience sexual attraction. (Why would you be interested in something you have no attraction to?) Cheers.
No, I corrected my post with more detail, hope you can see the edit.
Anyway, no people can be interested in sex for other reasons like enjoying the physical sensations etc, just because someone isn’t sexually attracted to someone doesn’t mean they aren’t interested in the act itself.
I appreciate all of the discourse. But I would like to clarify that the OP clearly states that one’s Smash main is how they are in the sheets. As someone who does not play Smash, that means I do not exist in the sheets. Whatever the proper terminology is, fair is fair, and I accept my fate.
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…just as long as everyone knows that IRL I have lots and lots of sex ~sometimes~. With actual people. Sometimes more than one. This is all very true and I totally would not lie on the internet.
Okidoke, hope you are getting what you want and need out of life fully consensually and everyone else are getting their needs and wants met too.
As for me, I’ll keep not existing in both the streets and the sheets.
To answer the question in the brackets, it’s not about being attracted to sex itself or not, it’s about not being attracted to someone sexually (as in not finding a person sexually attractive). But sex can still be interesting and/or enjoyable to someone for various reasons besides being attracted to someone.
I don’t play Kart or Smash because I don’t own Nintendo consoles anymore and haven’t in a hot decade.
I guess that just makes me old ha. An old fogey not in the streets or in the sheets.
Asexual hermit
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Asexual is a lack of sexual attraction to other people, not whether you have or want sex or not.
Luigi / Duck Hunt. What the hell does that mean?
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Damn im the same, Id say it means we anxious but we got that dog in us for better or worse
there’s a reason the announcer does that very pronounced pause between “Duck” and “Hunt”
Lol
Rosalina for Kart and Isabel for smash. I wonder what that would make me?
you always like to be in control
Shy Guy
Ganondorf
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Muy suavamente
Fem but Dom?
Villager for Smash,
Mario/Rosilina for Mario kart.
But I've never played smash. What does that mean? Oh! Oh.
ironically that raises your chances of getting to smash astronomically
Baby Peach and Peach.
Metal Mario and Captain Falcon. What does that mean?
hard on the streets, fast in the sheets.
Oof
Waluigi and Samus.
What this says about me is that I’m a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that’s actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.
HAHAHAHA King Boo and Kirby. In that order. Annoyingly it works well.
Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.
Yoshi in Mario kart and sheik in smash. What am I like?
Mario in Mario Kart
Roy in Melee
Thoughts…?
Baaic, slightly cocky? Idk
Villager (fem)
Samus, also been playing shulk recently
zero suit samus and shirtless shulk, of course?
No, standard samus. But zero suit samus is,something. As for shulk. Good Ariel’s I guess. Don’t use the modes often
aha i just badly wanted to find out that your two mains are the two skimpiest characters in the roster (except maybe bayonetta ig)
Oh :p
Yoshi and the villager (the rocket dude).
Link and Young Link
that is…hm…
Oh…I didn’t even see it until I typed it.
MarioKart - Yoshi
Smash Bros - Samus
Mario Party - Monty Mole
It also makes one hell of a Fuck/Marry/Kill
MarioKart: Bowser
Smash: Solid Snake (or Link depending on which Smash Bros)
I dunno what the Kart says about me but I am pretty sure my Smash character says my snake is solid and I wanna play with your box.
Baby daisy and random
Isabelle in MarioKart and… Young Link in Smash Bros… ☹️
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Yoshi and Marth. In summary, I am what they call a “basic bitch.” Minna, miteite kure
My beginner Japanese says that means: “Everyone, watch please?”. Is that about right? I’m still struggling with conjugations
That is the translation I’ve seen, so kudos! It’s Marth’s default taunt voice line. I got really used to hearing it back in the day, usually interrupted as my cockiness got punished.
Luigi and king dedede
Idk what this implies but I guess I like it?
Isabelle, just Isabelle
Yoshi and Kirby respectively
I just think they’re neat.
Works either way.
Dry Bowser/Rosalina in the streets, Cloud/R.O.B./Pyra+Mythra/Mr. Game & Watch/Sepiroth in the sheets
I like to switch around a lot
Toad in the streets, Mr. Game and Watch in the sheets.
Koopa Trooper in the streets, Link in the sheets.
(I look like a scumbag, but I will treat you like a princess)
Daisy for Kart. Daisy for Smash.
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Hi, I’m Daisy.
(Jokes aside, probably the closest thing I have to a main in Smash is Hero)
Drybones for kart and Bowser for smash
yea, I’m that guy nobody likes to play with ;(
Toad in the streets, Link in the sheets.
You know, I think that’s accurate.
Mii in the streets, Captain Falcon in the sheets? The first one sure, but I have yet to Falcon Punch a pussy and am also not into degradation.
🤣
Luigi in Mario Kart, Link or Marth or Mewtwo, depending on which Smash game.
Link if on extacy, Marth if on coke, Mewtwo if on ACID
???
cat peach
wii fit trainer
what does this mean
Whore
(Like all other combinations)
How you doin’?
Pyra / Mythra in Smash. Does that mean I am the big boobies girl in the sheets?
Waluigi for both.
I assume this is a self own because Waluigi isn’t in smash