Well, Where Are The Games? [Comedy song response to PS5 Pro]
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from graphito@sopuli.xyz to gaming@beehaw.org on 09 Oct 2024 13:31
https://sopuli.xyz/post/17869224
from graphito@sopuli.xyz to gaming@beehaw.org on 09 Oct 2024 13:31
https://sopuli.xyz/post/17869224
Lyrics:
And you may find yourself Ordering a PS5 And you may find yourself Paying for PS Plus And you may find yourself Buying a large 4K TV And you may find yourself in a beautiful house With a beautiful entertainment unit And you may ask yourself Well, where are the games? Letting the games go by All exclusives have moved on Letting the games go by All the games are on PC Into the shop again After the money’s gone Why did I buy this thing PS5 Has No Games And you may ask yourself How do I work this? And you may ask yourself Where are all those franchises? And you may tell yourself This is not my PS2 And you may tell yourself This isn’t even my PS4 Letting the games go by All exclusives have moved on Letting the games go by All the games are on PC Into the shop again After the money’s gone Why did I buy this thing PS5 Has No Games Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Studios bleeding And studios closing Concord cost $400 million? Horizon remake Still no bloodborne Forspoken Letting the games go by All exclusives have moved on Letting the games go by All the games are on PC Into the shop again Into the bargain bin Under unwanted ports There are no games to be found Letting the games go by All exclusives have moved on Letting the games go by All the games are on PC Into the shop again After the money’s gone Why did I buy this thing PS5 Has No Games You may ask yourself Why is there a PS5 Pro? You may ask yourself Where did that disk drive go to? And you may ask yourself What's the difference? It looks the same! And you may say to yourself My god, concord cost $400 million Letting the games go by All exclusives have moved on Letting the games go by All the games are on PC Into the shop again Into the bargain bin Under unwanted ports There’s no new games to be found Letting the games go by All exclusives have moved on Letting the games go by All the games are on PC Into the shop again After the money’s gone Why did I buy this thing PS5 Has No Games Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Look where my games were Games aren't holding up Live services everywhere Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Letting the games go by Same as it ever was Here's Last of Us Part II again Here comes Last of Us Part II
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Haha this is excellent! I do play on PS5, but I’m glad exclusives are becoming less of a thing (it was always annoying having certain games walled off to one console). I’m not quite sure why anyone would buy a PS5 Pro…
This takes me back to How to Kill a Brand in the PS3 era: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfmBzllkbUM