How To Become A Hacker: A Step-By-Step Guide (medium.com)
from sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org to linux@lemmy.ml on 28 Mar 2025 00:53
https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/31724161

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CameronDev@programming.dev on 28 Mar 2025 01:15 next collapse

I started reading and though this was someone who had lost their marbles, by target 2 I was hooked.

And next to his original, fully erect penis, was another one. Identical. Bio-engineered, apparently. He struck a pose.

Poetry.

zer0@programming.dev on 28 Mar 2025 02:21 collapse

For me it was

— I’d seen weirder things in Perl scripts —

Just perfect. No notes.

GustavoM@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 2025 01:15 next collapse

How to become a hacker

Average Linux user: Hack the white house

Your mom: Install pi-hole

LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 28 Mar 2025 01:28 next collapse

Pretty fun (and funny) sci-fi story, the open source katana bit gave me unix surrealism vibes but then again what doesn’t these days.

sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org on 28 Mar 2025 01:29 collapse

Thanks! I borrowed the open source katana bit from unix surrealism

Pika@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 2025 02:59 next collapse

I love it.

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 2025 07:58 next collapse

Fun background info: Trusted Representatives don’t actually carry their shard of the key (to prevent exactly this scenario), they have (iirc) a keycard which allows them to access the secure storage medium where their different pieces are stored.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 2025 18:30 collapse

to prevent exactly this scenario

I’d love to be in the group that brainstormed this exact scenario

sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org on 28 Mar 2025 19:02 collapse

Every software system worth its salt should have safeguards against Nokia nunchuck attacks.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 2025 20:47 collapse

And now we move on to the second item on the agenda: Advanced Protection against Shrubbery and Why We Need It

littleomid@feddit.org on 28 Mar 2025 08:48 next collapse

A beautiful read. I’ll keep checking my certificate resolutions.

eus@lemmy.ml on 28 Mar 2025 10:05 next collapse

I had a blast reading this and had some great laughs throughout–thanks for sharing and making my morning!

jamie_oliver@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 2025 16:35 next collapse

So good. the vatican while loop one was a lot of fun too

eraor@lemmy.ml on 28 Mar 2025 17:47 next collapse

I want to see a live action of this.

TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website on 28 Mar 2025 17:52 collapse

Have you seen Blackhat from Micheal Maan. (I’m no hacker/programmer/or whatever techie)

eraor@lemmy.ml on 29 Mar 01:37 collapse

Yeah I did. Honestly, it’s not worth your time.

ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org on 28 Mar 2025 18:53 next collapse

I don’t get what the others are talking about, there is nothing after this, even through scribe or on an archive.org snapshot made recently

Taking him down would put the fear into the rest and, hopefully, get some intel on the other keyholders through the IRC backchannels.

sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org on 28 Mar 2025 18:58 collapse

You probably have an extension which removes the “Friend link” query param from the URL

nanook@friendica.eskimo.com on 30 Mar 01:04 collapse

These, after do many decades, are still stupid funny. I can't help but picture an ugly 13 year old male desperate for companionship but not receiving any.