The Shitpost Office — Shitposts from 9 to 5 in any and all timezones (lemmyverse.link)
from Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to newcommunities@lemmy.world on 26 Sep 10:03
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/54237077

!TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Why? A non-lemmy.world alternative to shitposts. Also, frankly, the name ‘lemmyshitpost’ always annoyed the hell out of me.

Here are some other non-Lemmy.world alternatives as well that I might selfishly recommend:

#newcommunities

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Blaze@lemmy.zip on 26 Sep 10:17 next collapse

Good luck with those communities! I just registered them on lemmy-federate.com for you

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 10:24 collapse

Oh awesome thank you so much. Despite being on lemmy a lot I don’t know what the hell I’m doing half the time

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 11:10 collapse

Will my shitposts be taken so seriously that whining commenters insist on citations? Will every shitpost be declared ai by the same whiners? Can I post an occasional pisspost?

tl;dr: will it be a real shitposting shitpost community?

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 11:21 next collapse

It’ll be whatever you want it to be, my dear. Only real rules are don’t be a dick and don’t post porn. Otherwise? Shitpost (or indeed pisspost) to your hearts content…

Blaze@lemmy.zip on 26 Sep 11:12 collapse

So many shitposts questions, as a shitpost noob, I’m learning a lot. Didn’t know shitposting had so many nuances

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 13:33 collapse

I was practising.

Blaze@lemmy.zip on 26 Sep 13:38 collapse

Well done!

ook@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Sep 10:28 next collapse

Will it have less, same or more facebook style boomer humor posts than the one on Lemmy.world?

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 10:50 collapse

I cannot control what type of content gets posted. You, however, have 5 posts. Add to that. Be the change you want to see in the world. If you wanna see other types of posts, show those posts! You’d be surprised at the type of change affected on lemmy just from posting. I know I was…

Edit: Sorry it sounded bitchier than I meant it

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 11:10 next collapse

lol

ook@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Sep 12:28 collapse

Lmao even. No, I do get what you mean. I’m just not a shitposter and I make a new account every few months since moving data is so easy. Not that it means I do post a lot but it is a bit more than those five posts.

Edit: should maybe say, not under the same name before anyone starts playing detective… I like my online anonymity.

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 13:06 collapse

Nah, totally understood. I’ve got a buddy who does the same thing on lemmy actually.

Well I can’t speak for everyone else but I try to get as shitposty as I can but across the board. Try to not get into a specific groove but spread the seed, shall we say

cielkorpo@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 10:33 next collapse

The stametsification of dbzer0 has begun. God help us

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 10:49 next collapse
db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 11:28 collapse

Will he trekkify us, or will we anarchize stamets? Stay tuned!

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 12:27 collapse

Oh just give it a day or two… can’t make all the communities in one day…

Blaze@lemmy.zip on 26 Sep 11:11 next collapse

!TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Blaze@lemmy.zip on 26 Sep 11:24 next collapse

As a small note, Stamets, note that the communities in the body post using the ! format where added, but I had to manually subscribe to !TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com as it was using a threadiverse link and I guess Piefed also parses the posts for ! links

piefed.social/communities?sort_by=created_at+desc

FYI @rimu@piefed.social

Skavau@piefed.social on 26 Sep 11:27 next collapse

I also added them all to piefed.social manually. I do that a lot. I am following all the ‘discover’ communities where people advertise, so pull them into piefed.social.

Blaze@lemmy.zip on 26 Sep 11:29 next collapse

Nice, but I guess we should try to rely on the pulling mechanism, there won’t be someone else like you on all the piefed instances

Skavau@piefed.social on 26 Sep 11:29 collapse

Indeed. tbh we need a “piefed federate” tool built really.

Blaze@lemmy.zip on 26 Sep 11:32 collapse

Tell me about it… lemmy.zip/post/49554960

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 17:00 collapse

Thank you very much <3

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 12:08 collapse

Yeah, I probably should have just made the whole thing a text post and not a link post. I’ll fix it

db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 11:27 collapse

I highly appreciate people making comm names that are more creative.

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 12:07 collapse

Hey, I try. Not that TenForward was much of a stretch of the imagination lol

db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 12:12 collapse

Still infinitelly better than something like startrekmemes

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 12:22 collapse

Which was literally the first community I made on Lemmy World before TenForward so you shut up you

db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 12:28 collapse

Be real. How long does it take you to make up a name in RPGs?

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 13:05 collapse

Like… 10 minutes? Last night I was making an Owlin Bard for a new campaign that I’m joining. His name is Owl Pachino. I’m a genius.

Blaze@lemmy.zip on 26 Sep 13:15 collapse

Nice one ha ha

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Sep 13:33 collapse

I mean my main birdboi that I play on Tuesday nights is a 7’2 black-feathered aarakocra that’s based off of a Raven. His name is Nevermore. My genius doubles.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world on 27 Sep 00:21 collapse

🤜🤛 I DM’d for a Wizard with a raven familiar named Quoth

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Sep 02:40 collapse

Great minds!