Ask Jesus
from Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com to newcommunities@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 04:05
https://hilariouschaos.com/post/275649

!askjesus@hilariouschaos.com

Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

@Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com

MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

Do not tell Satan.

#newcommunities

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JohnOliver@feddit.dk on 19 Jun 04:31 next collapse

WTF

Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com on 19 Jun 04:37 collapse

I have your case file saved in my favorites.

Raptor_007@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 04:45 next collapse

youtu.be/kFQcafZ2ngo?si=jsiSU-Lb-QPOc3f3

AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com on 19 Jun 04:48 next collapse

I thought you spoke Aramaic.

Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com on 19 Jun 04:54 collapse

Internet is mostly English. You’d be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.

Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee on 19 Jun 06:08 collapse

English or English [Simplified]?

[deleted] on 19 Jun 06:27 next collapse

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HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com on 20 Jun 00:38 collapse

many people say jesus fuking christ. so are jesus and christ two seperate things or do you fuck yourself?