Effective Coding with Java Observability
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from LadyLeeLoosh@programming.dev to programming@programming.dev on 14 Feb 2024 12:10
https://programming.dev/post/10005452
from LadyLeeLoosh@programming.dev to programming@programming.dev on 14 Feb 2024 12:10
https://programming.dev/post/10005452
cross-posted from: programming.dev/post/10005448
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That illustration is a mood
Yeah. It’s a pretty solid illustration of how I feel when I get to debug a bullshitFactoryInjection pattern in Java, actually.
So… Every time you open a java project?
What? You don’t like that the BullshitInjectionScanner scans your Classpath for Beans and sacrifices 12-56 goats to all instances of Godable, to inject bullshit values in all @bullshittable classes?
Seriously though, I hate all the voodoo and black magic going on behind the scenes without any reasonable form of control for me.