Today in "Things that exist instead of a new Castlevania game"
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to retrogaming@lemmy.world on 18 Aug 2023 21:55
https://lemmy.world/post/3406967

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simple@lemm.ee on 18 Aug 2023 21:58 next collapse

If your food isn’t cooked on the Symphony of the Night stove then I don’t want it

Pistcow@lemm.ee on 18 Aug 2023 22:03 next collapse

What is a Range!?

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social on 18 Aug 2023 22:11 collapse

A miserable bowl of crumbs.

Pumpkinbot@lemmy.world on 18 Aug 2023 22:30 collapse

[tosses aside bottle of olive oil]

Spat_U_Later@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 00:45 collapse

Now have at you!

CarlsIII@kbin.social on 18 Aug 2023 22:20 next collapse

Burnt? No, dinner has just gone through a DARK METAMORPHOSIS

Drusas@kbin.social on 18 Aug 2023 22:27 next collapse

Now that's a dedicated fan.

Pumpkinbot@lemmy.world on 18 Aug 2023 22:29 next collapse

Castlevania: Circle of the Front Burner

Castlevania: Simon’s Lunch

Castlevania: Dawn of Supper

legion@lemmy.world on 18 Aug 2023 22:43 next collapse

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO BURN THE PASTA

[deleted] on 18 Aug 2023 23:15 next collapse

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Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee on 18 Aug 2023 23:51 collapse

THE MORNING
PASTA HAS
VANQUISHED THE
TERRIBLE NIGHT (PASTA)

impiri@lemm.ee on 18 Aug 2023 22:52 next collapse

It’s all fun and games until you get to the Inverted Range

Maultasche@feddit.de on 18 Aug 2023 23:07 next collapse

That’s a weired looking pachinko machine.

flango@lemmy.eco.br on 18 Aug 2023 23:07 next collapse

Obra prima de algum brasileirinho iluminado!!

ChaosAD@lemmy.world on 18 Aug 2023 23:55 next collapse

!ithadtobebrazil

brasileiro@lemmy.eco.br on 19 Aug 2023 02:09 next collapse

não foi eu

clutch@lemmy.ml on 19 Aug 2023 20:10 next collapse

tinha que ser

demonsword@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 2023 18:28 collapse

ué, não vi nada na foto que entrega se é daqui mesmo ou nao

Psythik@lemm.ee on 18 Aug 2023 23:55 next collapse

What’s the point of putting a design on the sides that no one will see once the stove is installed?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 00:08 collapse

I think you just have to leave it freestanding like an arcade cabinet.

Marmanvii@lemmy.one on 19 Aug 2023 01:24 next collapse

This edit is so bad lol

Moshpirit@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 02:00 collapse

How do you know?

Marmanvii@lemmy.one on 19 Aug 2023 05:00 collapse

Just look at the front, really badly cut image and the perspective is all wrong, besides I’ve already seen the original

GrappleHat@lemmy.ml on 19 Aug 2023 01:27 next collapse

Ummm… This is fake people

isVeryLoud@lemmynsfw.com on 19 Aug 2023 02:26 collapse

Fake people? All I see is an oven with Castlevania photoshopped all over it.

PBCrisps@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 01:56 next collapse

It was not by my hand that I am once again baking cake. I was brought here by my wife, who wished to make her dessert.

mercano@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 02:19 next collapse

Who needs a stove? If you’re hungry, have some wall meat.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 05:05 collapse

Wall chicken 🍗

Ticktok@lemmy.one on 19 Aug 2023 05:14 next collapse

You new castlevania game was Bloodstained:Ritual of the Night, and it’s amazing!

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 05:33 next collapse

I still haven’t beat that one, but I own 2 copies somehow. I really liked their 8bit one that they made a stretch goal for the Kickstarter.

Ticktok@lemmy.one on 19 Aug 2023 06:50 collapse

yea, I love the hidden 8 bit levels and getting the pixelated items and such.

brsrklf@compuverse.uk on 19 Aug 2023 06:18 next collapse

Unless you got tricked into getting the terrible switch version. Utter crap, I definitely regret backing the game. They had the gall to tell us the game would work on Wii U and Vita back then. In the end it was almost unplayable on the Switch.

I got a PC version long after that (only because it was cheap), and yeah, that one is good.

Ticktok@lemmy.one on 19 Aug 2023 06:50 collapse

yea, I did the same thing. Switch version is garbage. PC version is fantastic, and it runs great on the steam deck.

Seytoux@lemmy.one on 19 Aug 2023 17:24 next collapse

Blasphemous is so good too

demonsword@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 2023 18:24 collapse

I love the randomizer mode, it never gets old for me

gothicdecadence@lemm.ee on 19 Aug 2023 07:59 next collapse

Hey don’t worry! The new Castlevania is cookin :)

orphiebaby@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 17:31 next collapse

What would you rather have though

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 17:37 next collapse

This is tempting

Isthisreddit@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 20:05 next collapse

If I have to pick, this range and a copy of dracula X and SOTN rather than a probable disappointment from present day Konami

MonkderZweite@feddit.ch on 19 Aug 2023 20:34 collapse

Induction.

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz on 20 Aug 2023 00:35 collapse

I personally prefer ceramic, though it might just be that i have only cooked with really bad induction ones.

Erasmus@lemmy.world on 19 Aug 2023 17:59 next collapse

Wife saying we need a new range.

My eyes light up as I tell her - for her money is no object, I will get her the bestest one ever!!

ErinCrush@lemm.ee on 19 Aug 2023 22:26 collapse

Ahhh alucard, still cooking with gas I see? I’ll not ask you to switch to an electric stove, but I demand you stop baking at once!