Even the bravest retro gamer fears Sega Genesis' final form
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to retrogaming@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 14:31
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Luci@lemmy.ca on 23 Mar 14:44 next collapse

That’s clearly a Megadrive.

knighthawk0811@lemmy.ml on 23 Mar 14:58 collapse

what’s the difference?

InverseParallax@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 14:59 next collapse

16 bit is gold and not silver.

Also it literally says mega drive on the corner, you have to look at the 4 pixels on the side.

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 15:00 collapse

Locale, and pedantry.

tehmics@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 14:55 next collapse

What actually happens if you try to boot this? Stuck at SEGA splash screen? Error code?

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 15:01 next collapse

You can’t even boot with two 32x units installed, at least based on previous experience the last time I tried. So alas, this 256x assembly won’t work.

crank0271@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 15:40 next collapse

That’s because you didn’t hook up enough of them.

tehmics@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 12:11 collapse

Sure. That still doesn’t answer my question though, what happens?

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 12:30 collapse

Just a black screen when I tried it.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 16:29 collapse

Lights flicker and dim throughout the neighborhood as a white-hot glow builds through the stack of 32Xs. A bright blue flash signals the destruction of the transformer down the block but you spare no attention for the freshly-darkened row of houses, captivated by the scene unfolding in your own living room.

Rather than sputtering out and returning to its previously inert form, the Sega only glows brighter. A voice is whispering to you but dissolves into wordless static against the ambient hum of the room. Your skin tingles and itches, the smell of ozone tickles your nose and you’re starting to think you should have brought some kind of eye protection. Probably too late to worry about that now though.

A crack of darkness forms in the center of the column of light – that, or your tortured optical nerves are finally burning out. The air takes on an unnatural viscosity which seems to conduct the ever-present hum straight into your bones. In an instant, the darkness pulses and ripples along its wispy edges before falling in on itself, carrying with it the last beams of your technological abomination like a mangled lighthouse blasting its warnings into a roiling hurricane.

You wake up in the morning to find a box on your doorstep. Oh yeah, you remember, that eBay listing for an old Sega and collection of accessories. Absently clicking together a stack of 32X modules while examining the contents of the package, you start to wonder if the thing will even power on…

p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Mar 05:25 collapse

> WEAR GOGGLES

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 11:46 collapse

Nothing happens.

> ▌

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 15:59 collapse

> get ye flask

DmMacniel@feddit.org on 23 Mar 14:56 next collapse

now this is what I call redundant memory allocation.

Bhaelfur@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 15:39 next collapse

It’s missing Game Genie and Sonic and Knuckles cartridges

vaguerant@fedia.io on 23 Mar 15:50 next collapse

That was an experiment somebody did on Twitch a few years back, although only with a single 32X. They posted their findings in this Twitter thread.

tl;dr: It works until it doesn't, each cart is adding some extra power draw and eventually there isn't enough juice for the whole stack.

cfi@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 19:58 collapse

IIRC just Sonic & Knuckles plus Sonic 2 or Sonic 3 isn’t happy when plugged into a 32X

deltapi@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 12:48 collapse

Weird. The 32x has its own power supply.

InFerNo@lemmy.ml on 24 Mar 09:11 collapse

And a Honey Bee cartridge

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 15:53 next collapse

256x sounds sweet to me!

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 17:06 next collapse

144 bits?

_NetNomad@fedia.io on 23 Mar 17:59 next collapse

i've seen a few pictures like this before but it only just dawned on me- why is the card 3dge connector for mega drive and 32X games the same? you'd think even if it was all the same signals they'd add a few duds to the 32X card slot so that you don't try to plug a 32X into a 32X or a 32X game into a mega drive. even a piece of plastic like the ones used to keep 3DS carts from being inserted into a DS would get the job done. i guess they wanted you to always leave the 32X in even when playing standard games?

Belgdore@lemm.ee on 23 Mar 18:28 collapse

They did indeed want you to leave the 32x in for regular games. It came with brackets that kept the cart slot open and grounded the 32x to the genesis’ rf shield. They are a pain to put in and they fall out when you take the 32x out.

21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com on 23 Mar 18:38 next collapse

Would be interesting to see somebody get that many coprocessors actually working.

omega_x3@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 18:42 next collapse

Where is the Sega CD?

cfi@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 19:57 collapse

Looks like a Model 1 SCD is set up under the console. The Model 2 SCD is the one that attaches to the side

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works on 23 Mar 20:23 next collapse

The Sega Omega

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works on 24 Mar 00:30 next collapse

Somebody provide context for those of us who have no idea what this monstrosity is?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 01:00 collapse

The Sega Genesis (or Mega Drive) had expansions that were meant to improve the capability of the system and extend its lifespan, but ultimately they weren’t super popular because it didn’t make sense to make games for such a small subset of Sega’s market share.

This is the 32x add-on that allowed for 32bit processing, and someone has just stacked a bunch of them on top of each other to be funny.

(Pictured here is the base system in the center, with the 32x add-on on top and the CD player below) <img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/57dfdcb5-c7d1-45e2-ba33-9de4e21b08f4.jpeg">

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works on 24 Mar 01:54 collapse

The idea of a plug-in processor is wild. Isn’t that most of the console functionality right there?

lime@feddit.nu on 24 Mar 12:32 collapse

everything in most cartridge based consoles is on a bus. CPU, SPU, RAM, ROM, whatever, it’s all on the same communication channel. the SNES didn’t have 3D capabilities but some games like Starfox had a GPU in the cartridge. there are modern mods for the NES that add a raspberry pi on the bus which allows it to do full motion video.

AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee on 24 Mar 13:07 collapse

So he hacks a NES to run Mario Bros? I’m not that impressed…

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works on 24 Mar 13:45 collapse

Someone didn’t get the joke he made in the video

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 24 Mar 14:29 collapse

The SNES had that bizarre bazooka light gun, but the Genesis could do this