Here, have some unpleasant knowledge about Mario.
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to retrogaming@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 13:57
https://lemmy.world/post/27494112

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SculptusPoe@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 14:31 next collapse

does Lemmy have an imsorryjon community?

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 14:38 next collapse

lemmy.world/c/imsorryjon

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 15:13 next collapse

Wtf did I just read

cm0002@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 15:16 collapse

Art my friend, art

cm0002@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 15:17 next collapse

Aaaaannnnd subbed, I need to dig up that SpongeBob horror comic and post it there lol

FooBarrington@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 18:34 collapse

Oh, the Bikini Bottom Horror? It’s great, the ending especially is surprisingly amazing!

Yokozuna@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 22:37 collapse

Don’t forget BertStrips!

SculptusPoe@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 15:47 next collapse

Heh, thanks. Subbed.

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca on 28 Mar 16:37 collapse

….and BLOCKED!!!

Banana@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 15:00 collapse

The fact that I already knew the answer to this embarrasses me

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 15:40 next collapse

Why? I see it on my main feed all the time, it’s just osmosis.

Banana@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 15:46 collapse

It means I don’t touch grass nearly as often as I pretend to

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 15:47 collapse

Leave the grass alone, it’s got dead Marios under it.

Banana@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 17:17 collapse

Oh no!

SculptusPoe@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 20:21 collapse

XD

ilinamorato@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 14:58 next collapse

Hmm. That doesn’t very neatly explain the ones that pop up in places where it’s impossible to die.

thefartographer@lemm.ee on 28 Mar 15:12 next collapse

Migratory

_stranger_@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 15:16 collapse

Are you suggesting 1-up mushrooms migrate?

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 15:18 next collapse

You’ve never had to chase down a 1up mushroom?

_stranger_@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 15:39 collapse

I’ll admit, I was fooled by the lack of a husk, but yes, I see it now.

mangaskahn@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 15:39 collapse

Perhaps they’re carried. It would be pretty easy to grip them by the husk.

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 15:51 collapse

It’s not a question of where he grips it

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 15:41 next collapse

Proof that zombies do exist

Whelks_chance@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 17:01 collapse

Look up ant cordyceps, learn how some fungus can move around, and then have trouble sleeping for a few days.

charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 15:09 next collapse

Unpleasant is not a word I would have used for this information. Informative is the word I would have used

Ofiuco@lemmy.cafe on 28 Mar 16:04 next collapse

A 1996 GAG MANGA*, it’s right there at the bottom of the “meme”.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 17:16 next collapse
CrayonRosary@lemmy.world on 29 Mar 05:39 collapse
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 28 Mar 16:18 next collapse

that means whenever the 1up falls down the pit of death because it went the wrong way out of it’s block it’s just going back to where it came from

philthi@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 17:00 next collapse

So the only wasted lives are the ones you have left when you complete the game…

TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz on 28 Mar 18:15 next collapse

“We still talk about you”

FooBarrington@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 18:33 collapse

“We-a still talkabout-a you, woohoo!”

ivanafterall@lemmy.world on 28 Mar 18:39 next collapse

Does it explain how or why there are so many Marios?

RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 21:58 next collapse

You ever watch Orphan Black? Based on a true story.

SculptusPoe@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 12:39 collapse

Mario is a special breed of mushroom given false memories and a backstory so that they will grow to have a hero complex and protect the mushroom kingdom. Only one sprouts from the mother mycelium at a time.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 28 Mar 18:40 next collapse

Whose job is it to go around burying dead Marios?

anomnom@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 18:54 next collapse

The piranha plants probably.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 28 Mar 19:00 collapse

Oh, sure, make the guys with no hands or feet do it!

voldage@lemmy.world on 29 Mar 20:52 collapse

Sounds like DEI, so I think it’s not going to fly in the current political climate.

_druid@sh.itjust.works on 28 Mar 20:30 collapse

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social on 29 Mar 02:18 next collapse

@The_Picard_Maneuver This... actually kind of makes sense......

Also, reminds me of Super Meat Boy. 😁
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkwbWRPkIo0

match@pawb.social on 29 Mar 06:24 next collapse

tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

wanderwisley@lemm.ee on 29 Mar 20:28 collapse

“what did you do to my brother?!“ (pulls out 9mm)