My Advanced Retro Simulation Environment brings all the boys to the yard
from icerunner_origin@startrek.website to retrogaming@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 21:40
https://startrek.website/post/21201387

I’m proud to reveal my Advanced Retro Simulation Environment which you’re all going to be playing with soon. My A.R.S.E. is going to be so big that it will take dozens of magazines to cover it.

The best thing about my A.R.S.E. will be the content that comes out of it. Not a mere trickle, like for other platform launches. No, there will be a raging torrent of content, all exclusive to my A.R.S.E.

With it’s evolutionary industrial design drawing from nature, the curved profile of my A.R.S.E. will be a feast for the eyes.

Get your hands on my A.R.S.E. on April 1, and be the envy of your friend group.

#retrogaming

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Grangle1@lemm.ee on 31 Mar 21:45 next collapse

I like big content and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny

DmMacniel@feddit.org on 31 Mar 22:24 next collapse

I’m intrigued yet disappointed by the release date.

icerunner_origin@startrek.website on 01 Apr 00:22 collapse

Then you’ll also be really disappointed to hear that I’ve been sitting on this for over 40 years.

veeesix@lemmy.ca on 31 Mar 22:45 next collapse

Is it backwards compatible with other systems?

icerunner_origin@startrek.website on 01 Apr 00:29 collapse

It has high integration with both the Capcom Hyper Advanced Intensity Rig and the Sony Optical Firmware Adapter

forgetful_fox@lemmy.world on 31 Mar 23:59 next collapse

Is it compatible with the Digital Interconnect Laser Diode Output expansion module?

icerunner_origin@startrek.website on 01 Apr 00:18 collapse

Yes, if you have the Logic Unit Base Expansion

thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org on 01 Apr 23:45 next collapse

Well done. This made me literally laugh out loud. Haven’t read a 4-1 post this fun in years.

Redkey@programming.dev on 02 Apr 04:44 collapse

How do you think your A.R.S.E. compares to Microsoft’s planned Binary Universal Technology Translation System, and Sony’s upcoming Original Software Heuristic Inter-platform Real-time Interpreter?

I like the big offering from MS, I cannot lie. Sony’s outline looks well-rounded, too. I searched online, but I haven’t seen any real details about your system. Even after I put down my phone and got on my desktop to type on a proper keyboard, I couldn’t find A.R.S.E. with both hands.