„It is scientifically proven that you’re so salty because I’m getting some” is a line that you’re now allowed to use.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
on 17 Mar 23:02
collapse
As someone who isn’t getting any, but isn’t actually salty about it (because effort), thinks pro-life is a universally stupid movement, and still doesn’t understand why the fuck it matters who does and doesnt have casual sex
It’s 100% because they ain’t getting any and they jelly
I meant the ranking, not certain body parts hahaha.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
on 18 Mar 03:06
nextcollapse
Without casual sex how do you think people arw going to find they can compete in competitive sex? Casual sexers go to amateur leagues and get recruited for competitive and professional leagues.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world
on 20 Mar 16:05
collapse
OK but sometimes I want to have a lazy fuck and don’t want to have to smurf
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
on 17 Mar 18:56
nextcollapse
So tuxedos and ball gowns are required now?
ETA: The more I think about this, I’m down with having a sex tiara.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
on 27 Mar 19:42
collapse
no funny business until i put on the sex hat
captainlezbian@lemmy.world
on 20 Mar 16:04
collapse
threaded - newest
„It is scientifically proven that you’re so salty because I’m getting some” is a line that you’re now allowed to use.
As someone who isn’t getting any, but isn’t actually salty about it (because effort), thinks pro-life is a universally stupid movement, and still doesn’t understand why the fuck it matters who does and doesnt have casual sex
It’s 100% because they ain’t getting any and they jelly
A study was needed for this?
yes, to make clarity
Have we considered that maybe they just want a ranked competitive sex league?
It’s more like men can have all the sex they want, women can only have sex to create more babies.
But no gay sex though, that’s strictly not allowed.
Unless it’s with two women, because that’s totally hot.
Bur only if they’re conventionally attractive and open to men fetishizing them
I agree that we should discourage casual sex.
We should only encouraged ranked competitive sex, otherwise you end up matched with people outside your MMR.
Although at what rank do you actively have to meet it up? B, A, S?
Yes
I meant the ranking, not certain body parts hahaha.
Without casual sex how do you think people arw going to find they can compete in competitive sex? Casual sexers go to amateur leagues and get recruited for competitive and professional leagues.
OK but sometimes I want to have a lazy fuck and don’t want to have to smurf
So tuxedos and ball gowns are required now?
ETA: The more I think about this, I’m down with having a sex tiara.
no funny business until i put on the sex hat
Yeah that’s obvious by talking to them