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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 02 Jul 11:32
https://mander.xyz/post/14865925

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DickFiasco@lemm.ee on 02 Jul 11:47 next collapse

Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.

vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 13:19 next collapse

Followed by X-Files of course.

Aremel@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 13:52 collapse

They’re only mammals after all.

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca on 02 Jul 13:59 collapse

As an added bonus, I can also use my wife’s lower back to rest my poutine. She says it provides a nice warming sensation.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 02 Jul 15:02 collapse

That way you enjoy your poutine as you enjoy poutine.

DickFiasco@lemm.ee on 02 Jul 16:37 collapse

Yo dawg, I heard you like poutine…

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk on 02 Jul 12:21 next collapse

Football pitches are often for size comparisons here in the UK.

ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee on 02 Jul 13:22 next collapse

We use American football fields here in the USA.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 14:34 collapse

India where you at?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 14:44 next collapse

Right next to China, Pakistan and Bangladesh. If you head West from North Korea, just take a left after Mongolia!

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Jul 15:45 next collapse

Metric system

idiomaddict@feddit.de on 02 Jul 17:04 next collapse

…the Mexican cartel is always watching India

jaybone@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 19:15 collapse

Dental plan

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 02 Jul 16:50 collapse

cricket?

emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works on 03 Jul 13:22 collapse

If I remember correctly, cricket fields don’t have a fixed size. Also football is popular enough that people will understand what ‘x football fields’ is. But mostly we use square kilometres, hectares and so on.

manucode@infosec.pub on 02 Jul 13:34 collapse

Same in Germany, and, for much larger areas, Saarlands are used as a comparison

Patrizsche@lemmy.ca on 02 Jul 13:58 next collapse

Can’t even enjoy a sport anymore😮‍💨

Mango@lemmy.world on 03 Jul 09:51 collapse

Could you ever?

nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Jul 14:35 next collapse

Neutral Zone Kush hits hard.

friendly_ghost@beehaw.org on 03 Jul 06:02 next collapse

Did someone say turnover? 'Cause I’ve got the munchies

nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 03 Jul 13:48 collapse

They should start calling Canadian pre rolls ‘one timers’

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee on 03 Jul 12:17 collapse

Personally I’m all about that Exclusion Zone kush

nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 03 Jul 13:48 collapse

If thats a STALKER refrence Im playing through those now to get ready for the new one.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee on 03 Jul 13:54 collapse

Hell yeah. In Anomaly after I’ve been some brain destroying psi fields and having mutants fuck with my mind I like to wind down with some premium quality Exclusion Zone kush.

Kecessa@sh.itjust.works on 02 Jul 14:36 next collapse

Because saying “A square 14m x 14m” is too confusing somehow… I hate when they do it for huge surfaces though, like for forest fires as people don’t comprehend big numbers like “100 000 football fields”, but they sure can understand that 100km is a long distance so a 100km x 100km square is fucking huge.

robocall@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 18:43 collapse

Did you see that astroid that was hundreds of lions wide?

jaybone@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 19:19 next collapse

It weighed the same as the amount of jello ppwder required to make five Olympic swimming pools full of jello.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 02 Jul 20:13 collapse

No, but I did see the one that was a million antlions across.

DrBob@lemmy.ca on 02 Jul 15:31 next collapse

It’s…beautiful. Sniff.

wizzor@sopuli.xyz on 02 Jul 18:18 collapse

On behalf of all Nordic countries, I approve of this.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 02 Jul 16:43 next collapse

Makes sense. I’ll never know how big ‘a football field’ is as I’ve never seen one. I assume it’s just under half a hectare (which is 1 hectometer on a side).

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 02 Jul 16:53 next collapse

I know they’re at least 100 yards long. And a yard is about the same as a meter.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 02 Jul 17:07 collapse

Including end zones, an American football field is precisely 360 feet long and 160 feet wide, or approximately 110m x 50m. The area is 1.32 acres.

It’s precisely defined so I’m okay with it being used as an area of length or area, especially since virtually all Americans have personal experience with football fields, having at the very least been required to run four laps of the quarter-mile track you usually find wrapped around one.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 02 Jul 18:02 next collapse

standard North-American sized

Can we please standardize handling of dashes in multi-word adverb-adjective phrases?

Option 1: North American-sized (most common)
Option 2: North-American sized (as seen in the article)
Option 3: North-American-sized (makes most sense to me)
Option 4: North American sized (Edit: added based on @robocall@lemmy.world’s comment)

robocall@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 18:44 next collapse

None of them need dashes. I guess two is my favorite if I have to have a dash.

ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Jul 19:00 next collapse

Phrases containing a proper noun should not be hyphenated.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 02 Jul 19:06 collapse

Joke’s on you, there is no noun

ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Jul 19:09 collapse

America

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 02 Jul 19:13 collapse

The phrase does not contain the word “America”. Look again.

UlfKirsten@feddit.de on 02 Jul 20:31 next collapse

Did you just denoune America?

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 03 Jul 08:08 collapse

I see what you did there.

“America” is indeed a proper noun. However, the phrase does not match the Regex expression \b(America)\b, where \b means a word boundary.

ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Jul 23:34 collapse

You win this round

Telodzrum@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 20:03 collapse

There is a standard, compound modifiers preceding the noun. There are also exceptions, proper nouns and their transformations don’t get hyphenated.

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip on 02 Jul 18:45 next collapse

Or just say 14 by 14 meters?

Umbrias@beehaw.org on 02 Jul 20:56 collapse

The regulation appears to be based on the area of the plot, not the dimensions. By assigning explicitly annotated dimensions it can confuse the intended message more than using a goofy but useful analogy.

franklin@lemmy.world on 02 Jul 21:45 next collapse

I can’t dunk too hard on a country with federally legal weed.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca on 03 Jul 01:06 collapse

What a terrible measurement. They have to put in the title and margins the size of the rink just so people can understand it