Airbuddy 🦛
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 01 Jun 13:48
https://mander.xyz/post/31174165

#science_memes

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NONE_dc@lemmy.world on 01 Jun 14:02 next collapse

Researcher: “Well, you see, when hippos run very fast, there are moments when their four limbs are in the air, it’s as if-”

Journalist: “HIPPOPOTAMOS CAN FLY!!! THE FUCKING HIPPOS FLY!!! A HIPPO JUST HIT THE PENTAGON!”

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 01 Jun 14:13 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/b2573196-1109-4ba1-b860-57927fa7163f.jpeg">

BossDj@lemm.ee on 01 Jun 17:07 collapse

Ok Georgie boy, you’ve trained for this. Sit and wait for your handler. Just sit and wait for your handler.

[deleted] on 01 Jun 16:24 next collapse

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ElJefe@lemm.ee on 01 Jun 16:26 next collapse

And it is now the penta gone!

Ok I’ll see myself out…

goddard_guryon@sopuli.xyz on 03 Jun 15:20 collapse
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 01 Jun 14:21 next collapse

Is it even considered running if that doesn’t happen?

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world on 01 Jun 14:32 collapse

Why would it not be?

Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org on 01 Jun 14:38 collapse

race walking ?

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 01 Jun 14:43 collapse

That was in fact what inspired the question

Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 01 Jun 15:21 collapse

That’s much more significant of a difference for bipedal animals, so mostly just humans. 1 of 2 legs vs. 1 of 4 legs touching the ground. Elephants will never get airborne, but you certainly wouldn’t describe a stampeding elephant as “walking”

spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works on 01 Jun 17:01 collapse

A herd of elephants race walked past town today. 1 dead, 3 injured.

It has a weird amount of drama to it

MagicShel@lemmy.zip on 01 Jun 14:42 next collapse

#Yo dawg.

#I heard you like comments.

#So I prefix every line with a hashtag so I can comment my comment while I comment.

exit 1

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 01 Jun 15:00 next collapse

just Tumblr Brain things

4am@lemm.ee on 01 Jun 15:37 next collapse

The user just wanted their post to…

…”take off”.

😎YYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Jun 09:50 collapse

main.cpp:1:2: error: invalid preprocessing directive #Yo
    1 | #Yo dawg.
      |  ^~
main.cpp:3:2: error: invalid preprocessing directive #I
    3 | #I heard you like comments.
      |  ^
main.cpp:5:2: error: invalid preprocessing directive #So
    5 | #So I prefix every line with a hashtag so I can comment my comment while I comment.
      |  ^~
main.cpp:7:1: error: ‘exit’ does not name a type
    7 | exit 1
      | ^~~~
main.cpp:1:1: note: ‘exit’ is defined in header ‘’; did you forget to ‘#include ’?
  +++ |+#include <cstdlib>
    1 | #Yo dawg.
MagicShel@lemmy.zip on 02 Jun 09:58 collapse

Sorry, mate. I dropped this.

#!/usr/bin/env bash

FelixCress@lemmy.world on 01 Jun 15:03 next collapse

Just to chase flying pigs.

gens@programming.dev on 01 Jun 15:07 next collapse

Ahctually it’s not running unless all feet are off the ground at some point.

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 02 Jun 04:54 collapse

Only for bipedals. Quadrupedal animals can well keep a leg on the ground at all times even when moving at speed. To borrow from another comment here: Would you call a stampeding elephant “walking”?

madjo@feddit.nl on 01 Jun 15:12 next collapse

Fly, my pretties! Fly!

lenuup@reddthat.com on 01 Jun 16:32 next collapse

I am very certain that most animals can get airborne, even for prolonged periods of time,when reaching high enough speed. The trick lies in accelerating them to sufficient speed. Safe landing and deceleration can also pose a problem.

P00ptart@lemmy.world on 01 Jun 17:58 collapse

I mean, if you’re just yeeting animals off a cliff, then they can all “fly”.

lenuup@reddthat.com on 01 Jun 18:09 collapse

The OP said “get airborne”. Controlled flight was not part of the discussion.

P00ptart@lemmy.world on 01 Jun 18:13 collapse

Touche

magic_lobster_party@fedia.io on 01 Jun 16:56 next collapse

But can hippos reach escape velocity?

perishthethought@lemm.ee on 01 Jun 17:41 next collapse

Next time on Smarter Every Day!

Jumi@lemmy.world on 01 Jun 18:17 collapse

They can but not by themselves

LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world on 01 Jun 17:01 next collapse

That’s why I sleep with a hippo net around my bed

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 01 Jun 17:53 next collapse

horsesandus.com/the-4-basic-horse-gaits-explained…

Neat breakdown of walk vs trot vs canter vs gallop, for horses.

…org.in/…/hippos-dont-fly-but-the-massive-animals…

Non-nonsensical headline and brief summary of hipoos gaits: evidently they have been observed reaching a trot, which does include moments where two feet are coming up, and two down, thus for that brief moment, the hippo is ‘suspended’ or… “”“airborne”“”.

ftbd@feddit.org on 02 Jun 08:44 collapse

When I woke up this morning, I didn’t anticipate I’d be spending 15 minutes reading about how horses walk, but it was well worth that time!

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Jun 15:58 collapse

Happy to help put a little getty-up in your get-along, haha!

I feel like I am part of a rather rare confluence of relavant demographics here:

Was raised around horses, have dated horse girls, have ridden and cared for horses.

Have been a copy editor for a student newspaper.

Have also done a lot of game modding and aleays been a tech dork, so the kinematics/mechanics of properly animated horses are also interesting that way.

judgyweevil@feddit.it on 01 Jun 19:34 next collapse

I know it’s a comment, but they didn’t have to comment every line

NoPanko@feddit.uk on 01 Jun 19:51 collapse

It’s a screenshot of Tumblr tags, very common on tumblr to hide whole essays in tags

gofsckyourself@lemmy.world on 02 Jun 00:32 collapse

Sure, but that doesn’t excuse or exclude it from being frustrating, annoying, and just generally unpleasant.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 08 Jun 15:25 collapse

i’ve never understood it either, it makes sense to separate out short quips but when it’s a full reply it’s… meant to go in the reply field…

Etterra@discuss.online on 01 Jun 21:39 next collapse

Yeah they can fly when they poop and propeller-spin their tails.

Hupf@feddit.org on 02 Jun 06:11 next collapse

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BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz on 02 Jun 06:27 next collapse

One thing I learned from Kerbal space program is that anything flies with enough boosters

AppearanceBoring9229@sh.itjust.works on 02 Jun 07:16 next collapse

Fun fact: if a hippo runs fast enough they can travel trough time