Polar bears
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 08 May 19:45
https://mander.xyz/post/29608806

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HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 May 19:57 next collapse

I bet they gives good hugs :3

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 20:13 next collapse

Only once

MintyFresh@lemmy.world on 08 May 20:40 collapse

It will keep you warm and cozy for the rest of your life!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 May 20:47 collapse

Great source of vitamin A!

Mist101@lemmy.world on 08 May 20:57 next collapse

Also vitamin AA, AAA, and AAAA.

tauren@lemm.ee on 09 May 06:19 collapse

Duracel picked a wrong mascot.

Ledericas@lemm.ee on 09 May 03:25 collapse

enough to become toxic to humans.

gedaliyah@lemmy.world on 08 May 20:06 next collapse

Tall snow doggos

FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 May 20:09 next collapse

Fun fact: Grizzlies and Polar Bears are the same species according to the Biological Species Concept.

Meaning they interbreed in the wild (somewhat rare), and produce viable offspring that can have babies as well.

We’re actually noticing this happening more and more with climate change. As Grizzly populations move further and further north, they’re encountering polar bears more often and are more likely to mate. Some scientists actually think within the next couple centuries due to arctic sea ice pretty much disappearing polar bears will either go extinct, or interbreed with grizzlies so much that there isn’t a “pure” polar bear left. Most likely a mix of both.

cRazi_man@lemm.ee on 08 May 20:15 next collapse

Golar bears and Pizzley bears

humanspiral@lemmy.ca on 08 May 21:08 next collapse

Scary… Polar bears comming to my house! Slightly larger whiter Grizzlys still a problem.

FourGreenFields@feddit.org on 08 May 21:28 collapse

The number of confirmed hybrids has since risen to eight, all of them descending from the same female polar bear

She has a type.

chellomere@lemmy.world on 08 May 22:11 collapse

She likes them brown boys

superkret@feddit.org on 09 May 03:48 collapse

fun fact: polar bears have black skin.

HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world on 08 May 20:26 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e5ef7781-3863-4d7b-afef-288e8721fc8d.gif">

AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world on 08 May 21:11 collapse

Hey, Mac! You still have that Halloween costume?

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 08 May 21:29 next collapse

There are tons and tons and tons of species that can do this. It’s not clear to me what the prevailing species concept is nowadays, if we’re even still following one.

Dasus@lemmy.world on 08 May 22:13 next collapse

Biologists wouldn’t say they’re the same species, because biologists are aware of interspecies hybrids and the species problem.

Geetnerd@lemmy.world on 08 May 22:56 next collapse

In the near future, Polar Bears as a separate species will likely disappear, and we’ll have all hybrids.

steal_your_face@lemmy.ml on 09 May 05:41 next collapse

So are Neanderthals and homo sapiens the same species then?

bluewing@lemm.ee on 09 May 11:05 collapse

Close enough that we probably helped bred them out of existence. Neanderthal genetic markers show up with some regularity in certain modern human populations.

Edit to add: While humans didn’t breed them out of existence, we certainly did intermix with them. And that does help to maintain their existence yet today.

xwolpertinger@lemmy.world on 09 May 09:20 collapse

Fun fact: Grizzlies and Polar Bears are the same species according to the Biological Species Concept.

Calling it that gives it too much credit, it is something thought up in the 17th/18th century without any concept of genetics and evolution.

Which might explain why it breaks down almost instantly under any amount of scrutiny.

barsoap@lemm.ee on 09 May 19:08 collapse

It’s a category. All lines are arbitrary to a degree and “interbreeds and produces viable offspring” is not exceedingly arbitrary. You can have arguments around populations which could and would interbreed if they weren’t geographically distinct, you can argue about whether offspring needs to be viable no matter which way around the sexes of the parents are, or how large the percentage of viable offspring needs to be, but in the end, yep it makes sense to have a distinction somewhere around that bunch of criteria.

House cats and European wild cats are considered distinct species not because they’re genetically incompatible, but because they don’t interbreed to any significant degree – too many behavioural differences, and we’re not speaking about culture, here. So even if they could intermingle in theory in practice they don’t, so they stay separate, so they’re different species.

It’s kind of… a behavioural view on the genome? If you have a better idea, field it, there has to be some dividing line because taxa for the taxonomy god.

mathemachristian@hexbear.net on 08 May 20:22 next collapse

Why’s the black bear so sad?

huf@hexbear.net on 08 May 20:27 next collapse

the grizzly is telling him “Ah, Jesus. I wish you could see this. Light’s coming up. I’ve never seen a painting that captures the beauty of the ocean at a moment like this. I’m gonna make you rich, Bud Fox. Yeah. Rich enough, you can afford a girl like Darien. This is your wake-up call, pal. Go to work.”

TankieTanuki@hexbear.net on 08 May 21:20 collapse

It’s forced to play the humiliating role of smallest-by-comparison.

mathemachristian@hexbear.net on 08 May 21:23 collapse

oh anf the human is just a little snack?

I just realised its a photo not a drawing <img alt="picard" src="https://hexbear.net/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fchapo.chat%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fb642072c-3cef-4832-b9a2-6991271b46e7.png">

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 May 21:27 next collapse

Another reference, this time in 3D:

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/2e22cb98-ac02-4a31-82d1-2510f3e8b433.webp">

Me, 6’4" 235lb, that’s a full grown and a cub 1:1 statue

pineapplelover@lemm.ee on 08 May 21:48 next collapse

That cub will fuck me up

Geetnerd@lemmy.world on 08 May 22:54 next collapse

It would.

Off on a tangent, but relevant, I recently watched a video from a big cat trainer, and he stated that lion and tiger cubs are absolutely lethal at the age of 6 months. They can literally play with you to death.

snapoff@sh.itjust.works on 09 May 02:32 next collapse

They mentioned that in Tiger King and I just chuckled thinking that was the source of your reference.

Geetnerd@lemmy.world on 09 May 10:07 collapse

That may be where I heard it. My memory’s not as good as it used to be.

scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com on 10 May 22:51 collapse

They absolutely would, if it wasn’t for that Carol fuckin’ Baskin!

Geetnerd@lemmy.world on 10 May 23:14 collapse

That Jezebel! I know she done it!

neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 May 07:12 collapse

Whatever that little thing laying on the rock would fuck me up.

pineapplelover@lemm.ee on 09 May 16:02 collapse

Is that polar bear turd?

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee on 09 May 02:13 next collapse

I could take the one on the fake boulder

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 May 03:09 collapse

Id say you could even make it 5 feet with the thing before momma caught up and turned you into a fine red mist

StaticFalconar@lemmy.world on 09 May 03:05 next collapse

I need a gummy bear for scale.

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 May 03:10 collapse

Zoom in on my shirt, the ring around my neck is about the height and width of a gummy bear, or at least close enough to work as an average

ladicius@lemmy.world on 09 May 03:17 next collapse

That picture is not in 3D. Not at all.

potjandorie@feddit.nl on 09 May 15:03 collapse

You have to use your 3D monocle for this one

arrow74@lemm.ee on 09 May 11:06 collapse

And there was a time that humans with stone tools were like yep I can kill that

taxiiiii@lemmy.world on 09 May 19:20 collapse

Thats how we made it this far. Some absolute morons charge ahead and get themselves killed, while everyone else shakes their head. With some animals it works, surprisingly. Others we learn to keep away from- until the next moron feels like " hey, lets try that thing again!".

arrow74@lemm.ee on 09 May 21:06 collapse

I mean we basically successfully hunted every animal on the planet. Wouldn’t say it’s fair to call them morons

TheDoozer@lemmy.world on 09 May 21:15 next collapse

Ahead of their time.

arrow74@lemm.ee on 09 May 21:35 collapse

Nah that was their time. If you gave the average group of humans 40,000 years ago and an average group of modern day humans spears and told them to hunt a polar bear, the group from the past would be much more successful.

Obviously our technology today makes it an easier task, but I’m very impressed at what our ancestors were capable of.

Look up cave bears for a treat.

taxiiiii@lemmy.world on 10 May 15:35 collapse

I mean, we likely also hunted every animal on the planet unsuccessfully and got killed by them.

did any society ever rely on polar bears as a major food source? because to me, that would seem like the absolute last resort. Not an everyday-type activity, more something for the desperate or someone crazy. Then again, I’m not into stone age history.

ricecake@sh.itjust.works on 10 May 17:00 collapse

polarbearscanada.ca/…/hunting_polar_bear_in_the_w…

Surprisingly, yes. The Inuit have for generations.

I was honestly expecting the answer to be that they would kill them in self defense, or if the bear was threatening a more sane food source, and eating it was only rational.

taxiiiii@lemmy.world on 10 May 17:51 collapse

thanks for rhe source!

lemon@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 21:35 next collapse

Do not – and I really cannot stress this enough – give any of those bears cocaine

Taalnazi@lemmy.world on 08 May 21:51 next collapse

So…

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 08 May 21:57 collapse

Cocaine Bear 2: Land of the Fresh Powder.

erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 May 22:46 next collapse

instructions unclear, bears are now on pcp

ignotum@lemmy.world on 08 May 23:55 collapse

A gallon of pcp?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 09 May 00:04 next collapse

Didn’t even know they made it in liquid form

Taleya@aussie.zone on 09 May 00:06 next collapse

Everything’s liquid form eventually

ignotum@lemmy.world on 09 May 00:12 next collapse

Science 🤷‍♂️

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 09 May 01:29 collapse

I dissolved it in Absinthe, seemed like a good idea at the time…

UnawareOfAnything@lemmy.world on 09 May 00:19 next collapse

Thanks for reminding me about this m.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUvmZWf4hI

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee on 09 May 03:21 collapse

good memories thanks for the link

erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 09 May 03:16 collapse

why not?

ignotum@lemmy.world on 09 May 05:42 collapse

That’s the spirit

Geetnerd@lemmy.world on 08 May 22:54 collapse

Not even a little, bitty Pick-a-Nick key bump?

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 08 May 21:56 next collapse

Be good if the other bears were standing up straight too

samus12345@lemm.ee on 08 May 23:48 collapse

They are, their arms just aren’t raised.

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 09 May 01:13 collapse

Idk they look slouchy, let’s get em in the same pose

minorkeys@lemmy.world on 08 May 22:14 next collapse

Still rather a bear than a man though, amirite?

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world on 09 May 00:22 next collapse

In the woods. You don’t see polar bears in the woods.

Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world on 09 May 02:52 next collapse

If you see a bear off trail, that’s normal.

If you see a man off trail, you are being followed.

How hard is it to understand?

It’s not about which one women would rather fight, is about which one they would rather encounter when they expect to be alone.

Also, the worst bears can do is maul you to death on the spot. The worst men can do is rape, torture, and maim you for weeks before killing you.

GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today on 09 May 04:50 collapse

Also, the worst bears can do is maul you to death on the spot. The worst men can do is rape, torture, and maim you for weeks before killing you.

Damn, all that fanfiction I read from brother bear is just crumbling…

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org on 09 May 03:41 next collapse

Still mad about that one? xD

minorkeys@lemmy.world on 09 May 05:39 collapse

Yeah, it hurt.

100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it on 09 May 04:26 collapse

Yes, you are. At least bears aren’t neckbeard incels.

Mac@mander.xyz on 08 May 22:45 next collapse

Motorcycle helmets are purposefully not-hard. Odd comparison.

Carl@hexbear.net on 08 May 23:09 collapse

But they are pretty thick, since that means more impact-absorbing foam.

Geetnerd@lemmy.world on 08 May 22:51 next collapse

“I can take 'im. I got my AR-15. Hold my beer…”

“I don’t know about this, Tommy…”

Don’t puss out on me no…"

Crunch. Snap. Scream.

bluewing@lemm.ee on 09 May 11:52 collapse

This is truer than you know. Well, the killing a polar bear part.

When Eskimos really got modern metallic cartridge firearms post WW2, they for some reason decided that the .223 Remington cartridge, (precursor of the 5.56 NATO round), was the best thing ever to hunt with. And you can be positive more than one polar bear got itself killed by the mommy of the the 5.56 NATO. And a bolt action rifle in .223 remains popular with them to this day.

ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world on 08 May 22:56 next collapse

is the fear of this bear why we’re so intent in melting the icecaps?

casmael@lemm.ee on 08 May 23:37 next collapse

*first floor windows don’t go nuts guys no way that lad is reaching all the way to the second floor

v_krishna@lemmy.ml on 08 May 23:39 next collapse

Is the US the first floor is the ground floor, second floor is what is called the 1st floor in many other countries

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 09 May 01:30 collapse

Or “Zeroth Floor”.

GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today on 09 May 04:49 collapse

Just like we have a zeroth century, aye guys?

Deebster@infosec.pub on 09 May 00:41 next collapse

Calling something a “second storey” just sounds weird, although at least because they spelt it “story” we know they mean in the US sense.

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee on 09 May 03:23 collapse

2층인데

dalekcaan@lemm.ee on 09 May 00:14 next collapse

Also, one of the few animals that will hunt humans for food

Sirdubdee@lemmy.world on 09 May 00:48 next collapse

Can’t blame them. They’re running out of options.

taxiiiii@lemmy.world on 09 May 19:23 collapse

its revenge, actually. Justified at that.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world on 09 May 00:46 next collapse

Bear is black, fight back.

Bear is brown, turn around.

Bear is white, say good night.

s_s@lemm.ee on 09 May 01:29 next collapse

Also.

Some black bears are brown.

Some brown bears are black.

Good luck everyone.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee on 09 May 02:12 collapse

Polar bears have black skin. Polar bears are black bears.

lobut@lemmy.ca on 09 May 04:54 next collapse

I remember somewhere they were saying you should remove your clothes (slowly piece by piece) with a polar bear. The bear will get distracted and start sniffing your clothes.

I think it was a QI episode and then David Mitchell said something like that Polar Bear being happier in the fact that the human would be better to eat this time because it didn’t have a wrapper.

ikidd@lemmy.world on 09 May 05:48 next collapse

I think removing your clothes is just so the bear doesn’t choke to death on your Nikes.

ilega_dh@feddit.nl on 09 May 06:11 next collapse

That’s a myth perpetuated by the polar bears, they’re just perverts

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world on 09 May 13:40 collapse

This works because polar bears are super horny. Its desire to rend you limb from limb will be replaced by overwhelming lust. Of course then you’ve got a completely different issue to deal with, but at least you might not die.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world on 09 May 06:18 next collapse

Bear is white, say good night, and tuck it in and tell it a story. Once the bear has fallen asleep snuggle up to it, so it has a fresh morning snack.

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 09 May 09:46 next collapse

Turn around is a bad idea

If it’s brown, lie down

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world on 09 May 12:16 next collapse

I had heard it as turn around, but lie down makes much more sense.

TheDoozer@lemmy.world on 09 May 21:14 collapse

Oh, I had understood that to mean lay down facedown (with your back to it) since people usually have backpacks while hiking/hunting, and it provides some measure of protection.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 10 May 05:20 next collapse

Bear is Kodiak, you are trespassing and you will be shot.

VividNight@midwest.social on 11 May 14:41 collapse

Black bears are pretty skittish, so usually acting big & loud is enough to make them jog away, but I’m not sure someone could take them in a fight if the black bear was cornered.

Speaking of which, bears are extremely protective of their cubs, so if you ever see any cubs, running away from them at full speed is probably the best choice.

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee on 09 May 01:02 next collapse

Your survival time would depend on how far apart you and the bear are, how’s fast you can run, and how angry or hungry the bear is.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world on 09 May 01:49 next collapse

Polar bears hunt even when not hungry because of the general scarcity of food in their environment

100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it on 09 May 04:21 next collapse

Polar bears can reach 25 mph, I don’t see myself outrunning that.

Mossheart@lemmy.ca on 09 May 06:18 next collapse

Don’t run, you’ll just die tired.

ohulancutash@feddit.uk on 10 May 03:28 collapse

Which is why gun ownership and carry is mandatory in some areas where Polar Bears are a risk.

DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net on 09 May 01:05 next collapse

180 seconds feels extremely generous tbh

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 May 14:38 collapse

Bear doesn’t view something our size as even remotely a threat. We’re assuming the bear isn’t hungry and just not that interested.

multifariace@lemmy.world on 09 May 01:44 next collapse

The bear in the mural does not look tall enough to look in a second story window. Is that a young one?

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 09 May 02:56 next collapse

What kind of bear is that wearing the sunglasses?

And009@lemmynsfw.com on 09 May 04:33 next collapse

Mama bear

ikidd@lemmy.world on 09 May 05:47 collapse

Honey bear.

endeavor@sopuli.xyz on 09 May 04:38 next collapse

They may kill SEAL with a slap but how many polar bear slaps does it take to kill members of other special forces?

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 May 06:07 next collapse

One

musubibreakfast@lemm.ee on 09 May 11:20 next collapse

That depends on the bear’s tactical training, if the bear went through bootcamp then it’s one slap, if the bear is also a SEAL then it’s half a slap.

SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee on 10 May 05:15 collapse

I don’t know…Ask Mr. Owl.

Donebrach@lemmy.world on 09 May 05:15 next collapse

Fighting bears isn’t that common of an encounter. I’d be more worried about deer and coyotes or even a single cougar than the off chance of encountering a bear. They will definitely fuck you up but it’s not like they are starting their day to be like “Imma go murder a human” in the same way other urban-adjacent animals are—I think they just wanna get that sweet sweet pick-a-nic basket.

dies from turkey assault

myotheraccount@lemmy.world on 09 May 06:02 next collapse

And the cocaine. Some of them also want that sweet cocaine.

tatann@lemm.ee on 09 May 06:43 next collapse

You mean there are single cougars in your local area ? I always thought these ads were lying

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 09 May 08:56 next collapse

Maybe the targeted advertising got your location wrong?

bluewing@lemm.ee on 09 May 10:59 collapse

There are enough of them that I no longer go in certain areas of the forest unless I’m armed. And I always have 2 arms on me at all times.

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world on 09 May 10:31 next collapse

Moose are not to be trifled with either. If you accidentally put yourself between mama and baby, you’re gonna have a real bad time

Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world on 09 May 17:06 next collapse

Polar bears will absolutely try to hunt you. They’ll eat anything that moves. The only way to deal with a polar bear is a gun.

sus@programming.dev on 09 May 17:54 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/05cbc0cf-c81d-4fca-96b3-062c52be3ee1.png">

kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world on 09 May 21:09 collapse

The ancient drawing was by a caveman trying to convince his caveman bros that he could totally take a polar bear.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 May 02:11 collapse

Tbh, even if you have a gun, your odds are not 100%. You’re firing at essentially a biological tank, small caliber fire might cause pain and eventually kill a polar bear with non-vital shots, but it’s not going to stop one barreling down on you.

Realistically, you need to be a decent enough marksmen to aim for a vital point, all while making your will saves because a giant monster is charging you. I’m pretty sure most humans are still fucked.

Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world on 14 May 09:16 collapse

Yup they’re dangerous as fuck. My mom (kindergarten director) once visited a kindergarten in Svalbard, Norway where there’s a rifle hanging on the wall above where the kids get dressed.
The idea being that if a polar bear wanders towards the village, it’s essential to be able to fight it off and protect the children.

captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 May 04:18 collapse

This is what a bear would say to lull us into a false sense of security.

Donebrach@lemmy.world on 10 May 05:04 collapse

woah woah, bear with me here…

captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 May 22:42 collapse

woah woah, bear with me here…

Is it holding you at gunpoint?

CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al on 09 May 06:24 next collapse

Eeeep!

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 09 May 06:54 next collapse

Here is a black bear, a grizzly, and a polar bear.

And Marcie.

SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de on 09 May 08:44 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/aa2f60ed-e8c7-441d-8a32-78343bd45d66.png">

Klear@lemmy.world on 09 May 13:41 collapse

Snapping out of your fantasy as you’re being eaten alive is a bad move.

Belgdore@lemm.ee on 09 May 19:11 collapse

I feel like the other option is a Jacob’s Ladder experience

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world on 10 May 15:49 next collapse

Yikes.

For the uninitiated, that’s like having your life flash before your eyes but all you remember is every vivid detail from Evangelion.

ulterno@programming.dev on 10 May 15:56 collapse

Or an isekai

[deleted] on 09 May 10:24 next collapse

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bluewing@lemm.ee on 09 May 10:35 collapse

In that kind of cold, body mass matters for keeping warm. You need to be bigger to survive and they aren’t really over powered for their environment.

Case@lemmynsfw.com on 09 May 18:47 next collapse

Worked in Yellowstone for a summer.

Spent some time with the rangers. They got all sorts of questions…

Like which handgun caliber would be best to defend oneself from a bear.

Essentially, the ranger broke it down stating there was a weakness in the skull about the size of a bullet that you had to hit directly to have a chance of dropping a bear with a handgun. While its coming at you and pissed/hungry.

So essentially, you’ve just pissed off the bear before it gets it claws on you.

Well placed slugs from shotguns, rifle rounds, and preferably (according to the ranger in question) a tranquilizer to re-home the bear away from people. That being said, the bears are tracked to an extent and bears who show repeated behavior endangering themselves/tourists tend to be exterminated, sadly.

Hand to claw combat? Human is going down.

This is why in the past, when bears were hunted, they were hunted in their dens during hibernation - at the end of spears to keep that hungry bear as far away as possible from your soft easily rent flesh.

Cort@lemmy.world on 09 May 21:44 next collapse

rent flesh

Are we still doing phrasing?

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world on 10 May 15:47 next collapse

That reminds me of a dirty joke.

Tourist: So, which would you recommend for self-defense against a grizzly: a hunting rifle, or a large-caliber pistol?

Ranger: The pistol.

Tourist: Really? Why’s that?

Ranger: Because it’ll hurt less when the bear shoves it up your ass.

bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works on 10 May 16:14 collapse

Seriously emptying an entire .357 revolver or .44 wouldn’t help? What about hollow point bullets?

That’s insaaaaneee

ricecake@sh.itjust.works on 10 May 16:51 collapse

It entirely depends on the bear species, but in general guns are a last resort defense against bears.

Primary defense is avoidance and making it so they can avoid you. A bear will eat you, but is unlikely to hunt you. For most bears we’re an unknown quantity so they’ll avoid us, since other food is reasonably available with less risk.

A bear has heavy fur, thick skin for storing winter fat deposits, and dense bones. While bullets will injure the bear and perhaps even kill it, it won’t be enough to save you.
Much like how hitting someone on the head with a glass bottle will hurt them, almost certainly injure them, and potentially kill them, the type of injury is likely to be a fractured skull or brain bleed. Extremely serious and deadly, but they have minutes of functionality and hours of bewildered stumbling before they black out.

So it’ll likely die… Later. For now you have a scared, confused and pissed off bear.

I believe hollow points have less penetration power, so it might not even get through the hide. Other bullets will get through fine, but are unlikely to stop the bear dead.

bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works on 10 May 17:12 collapse

Woah. I must ask further in my quest to understand last resort bear encounter gun tips. What about an .45 calibred pistol with an magazine alternating between normal and hollow points? I get the skull take, even some fighting dogs are immune to 9mm skull shots. I don’t live in America, don’t own a gun but know a lot about guns, just very interested in this topic

frostysauce@lemmy.world on 10 May 17:28 next collapse

Dude, you’re not killing a bear with a handgun before it eats you.

sus@programming.dev on 10 May 17:49 next collapse

.44 magnum is barely on par with an intermediate rifle round like 5.56 against large game. And that’s before considering the massively lower felt recoil or the fact that a rifle is much easier to aim

bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works on 10 May 18:27 collapse

So .500 blackout?

sus@programming.dev on 10 May 19:11 next collapse

I haven’t heard of .500 blackout before, and google gives conflicting info on whether it’s “necked down .338 lapua magnum” or “like .510 whisper”

polar bears have historically been felled with “panicked shooting with ar-15”, and the “standard recommendation” seems to be “magnum rifle round”

Pumasuedeblue@sh.itjust.works on 10 May 20:43 collapse

I carry a .45-70 rifle with me when I’m up north. The high powered rounds I have for bears will also fell an elephant. (In theory. I really don’t want to find out.)

madcaesar@lemmy.world on 10 May 18:36 collapse

Your question is 100% valid.

All these people piling on you claiming a bear will just shrug off having a hand gun emptied into it. That just sounds like bullshit to me, they aren’t robots… Bullets aren’t pellets that shit will penetrate and any species with a survival instinct will back up.

I simply cannot believe what people are saying? Is there any proof or is it all just made up speculation people make by extrapolating size and injuries caused by bullets?

ricecake@sh.itjust.works on 11 May 21:04 collapse

Angry humans can take several 9mm rounds to the abdomen and continue to advance.

Bullets also aren’t magical death pellets. A bear has about 20 inches of hair, skin, fat, and muscle to get through before organ damage, assuming you miss a bone.

A bear that hasn’t committed to an attack is entirely likely to decide “fight” isn’t worth it after the equivalent of getting stabbed in the shoulder by a screwdriver.
If it’s already decided that violence is the right way to handle the “you” threat it may continue to attack until it cannot. Then it becomes relevant that many guns don’t have the power to disable a beat before it gets to you and does serious damage. The bear dying in 30 seconds doesn’t help you if it’s last act is to break your arm, and put a two inch deep slash in the side of your neck. The goal isn’t to kill the bear, the goal is to keep it from attacking you. That requires a lot more gun, since the near can move and attack very fast.

This is also deep in the realm of “what if”. Most bear encounters involving a firearm resolve successfully without even shooting the bear. They don’t like loud noises and will run from basically anything. The most encountered bears will usually run from shouting and waving your arms.
But if you’re looking to get a gun for bear defense, you need to consider that they’re extremely durable critters, and to cover what can happen probably requires more than most handguns can deliver.

Avoidance is a better first defense, followed by pepper spray.

BigBenis@lemmy.world on 09 May 21:24 next collapse

180 seconds (3 minutes) is a hilarious overestimation of any fighter’s ability. Unless you’re counting the time it takes to bleed out.

Event_Horizon@lemmy.world on 10 May 04:40 next collapse

10 seconds of fighting, 170 seconds of screaming while being ripped apart.

Ledericas@lemm.ee on 10 May 05:19 collapse

1 swipe from those giant claws will end you in less than 10 seconds.

ulterno@programming.dev on 10 May 15:53 next collapse

Maybe that’s counting the time taken by the polar bear to catch up to the runner fighter from the farthest distance they are capable to lock-onto a target.

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world on 10 May 17:14 collapse

Or total time it takes to be consumed

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world on 10 May 15:45 next collapse

Where’s that “imma fight a gorilla” guy when you need him?

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world on 10 May 17:33 next collapse

Polar bears are very curious animals, so if you back away while slowly undressing they will stop to inspect each piece of clothing, giving you time to get away.

Prethoryn@lemmy.world on 10 May 18:00 collapse

They are also one of the few, next to tigers, land predators that actually have a taste for human blood. The nature of a polar bear thinks it can eat it then it will certainly try. You also absolutely cannot out run them.

Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca on 10 May 21:21 collapse

Are your second story windows at floor height?