āItās important to note that special care must be taken to ensure that the vapor generation and delivery system has absolutely no leaks, because otherwiseā¦ What were we talking about again? In conclusion, lobster is very tasty, especially served with butter.ā
Skullgrid@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 12:26
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Cannabis basted lobster.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
on 17 Sep 01:03
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seems like it would be faster to just make cannabutter, melt it, and dip mr lobster inā¦
but science is sometimes mysterious
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
on 16 Sep 13:03
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Sir, could you repeat that. It is very hard to hear what your saying when the vapour delivery system is on your head.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 13:28
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Bruh
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 12:15
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Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jellyfish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 13:32
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Lots of bubbles
(oooh waaaahh)
Lots of trouble
(oooh waaahh)
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 12:26
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Dude certainly prefers the bong to the wok.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip
on 16 Sep 13:09
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Donāt get me wrong, I love science too. But also, āonly minimal anti-nociceptive effect of THC exposure was confirmed.ā
aka
āit turns out getting lobsters high doesnt really make them that much more chill about being boiled aliveā¦ā
So like, good on them for trying but like, whats the goal here even anyway? To ease our guilt about the whole having to kill something to eat it thing? Is it really that much better if the thing was high and didnt really know it was dying? IDK this has some pretty deep ethical holes to fall into if weāre not careful. We should also all definitely be high while we discuss thisā¦
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 16 Sep 20:25
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Yes, they are, but why not minimize any possible pain? Theyāre not going to taste any different.
The way to go is oysters. They have no pain receptors or even a cluster of nerves that could be considered a rudimentary brain. You can eat them still alive (raw on the half shell) and theyāre none the wiser.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 23:34
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i thought that was sea squirts. they eat their own brain after they pick a spot to grow
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 17 Sep 00:40
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Thatās dope, thanks. You might like this article
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 17 Sep 00:46
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oh thatās 100% a āiām āveganā but i miss oysters and need an excuseā article
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 17 Sep 01:17
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To be honest I picked the first result. I read something along similar lines, a bit more sciencey, from a non-vegan years ago. I understand two of the lines drawn by vegans are pain and consent. But oysters cannot feel pain or consent any more than a potato.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 17 Sep 01:21
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i dunno, i remember reading some research (that i have no way of finding now) that plants scream when we cut them
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 17 Sep 04:09
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Some do. Some emit smells that tell other plants to turn bitter. Some communicate and even pass nutrients through the mycelial network. So letās all agree on mushrooms maybe?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 17 Sep 16:03
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i find it hard to eat something with more sexes (or is it genders? i havenāt finished that paper) than sense. not like emotionally, physically. they pass straight on through. i should just drop them right in the toilet and skip the middleman.
normalexit@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 19:19
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I have experimented on myself quite a bit with THC. It isnāt a pain reliever in my experience. I have had a headache or body pain, used some, and then I was just like āfuck, thatās all I can think about now.ā
Itās great to distract from general malaise or boredom, but wonāt help if anything painful is actually happening.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 16 Sep 19:30
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Conversely, Iām a medical user exclusively for pain. I take 50mg twice a day and have very little effect on the mind but it stops my pain nearly completely.
thatās awesome! Iām glad it is helping you ease your pain. It helps a lot with my anxiety and sleeping, but Iām a weirdo and Iām in my head a lot, so even if Iām super deep it doesnāt shut off that part of my brain.
I do imagine if I was being boiled alive it would still hurt a lot, but Iād prefer to be on some strong edibles if that āhadā to happen.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 23:32
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why are we boiling them alive anyways? a knife through the brain first is standard now
Some people ask āwhy are you hotboxing a lobster?ā
Others ask why not. Others dare to wonder, to dream.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 13:29
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Srs itās probably time to rethink oneās interest in science when you get to this point.
Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online
on 16 Sep 13:30
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Iām wondering how I become this lobsterā¦
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 23:35
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build a hotbox container, buy a volcano for 500ish USD, hook it up to the hotbox, call volcano and ask how to reprogram it for a 50 gallon container instead of a 1 gallon container
iām sure thereās cheaper ways, but iām most familiar with the volcano
Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online
on 17 Sep 00:26
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Instructions unclear, is a house a hotbox container? How many gallons is a house? Iām smoking weed about it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 17 Sep 00:50
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the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 15:57
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We get it. You vape. Lobsters. For science.
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 17:20
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Poor guy š
VladimirLimeMint@lemmygrad.ml
on 16 Sep 18:36
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I know itās a meme, but thc is toxic to many animals including lobster as their liver canāt process the chemical. They will get the high but because they canāt absorb thc these animals will become suffocated.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world
on 16 Sep 21:34
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So youāre saying theyād get so high they die, and the THC will still be in their systems when the human cooks and eats them. Might have an idea why they were doing this āexperimentā then.
VladimirLimeMint@lemmygrad.ml
on 16 Sep 22:11
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Our most underrated evolutionary advantage is the liver ability to process ungodly amounts of compounds that normally would be toxins for other animals, sometimes multiple substances at once.
Iām vegan and gave never partookā¦could I get my tofu in the THC chamber to calm it down? Its for a friend.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 16 Sep 23:41
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in all honesty if i was wanting āmagic tofuā iād make my own tofu, probably by adding some thc extract to the soy milk before i curdled it and processed it into tofu.
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āItās important to note that special care must be taken to ensure that the vapor generation and delivery system has absolutely no leaks, because otherwiseā¦ What were we talking about again? In conclusion, lobster is very tasty, especially served with butter.ā
Cannabis basted lobster.
seems like it would be faster to just make cannabutter, melt it, and dip mr lobster inā¦
but science is sometimes mysterious
Sir, could you repeat that. It is very hard to hear what your saying when the vapour delivery system is on your head.
āAh sayd pass meh teh pizza!ā
Leon is getting high
R.I.P
Aww this is how I learn? Sad times indeed, but at least that lobster lived 3.5 years longer than if anyone other than Brady took him
It was an epic saga, Leon will be missed.
āBaked lobsterā
Top.
You win.
Twice baked
Bruh
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jellyfish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Lots of bubbles
(oooh waaaahh)
Lots of trouble
(oooh waaahh)
Dude certainly prefers the bong to the wok.
āI need $5000 to get a lobster high as fuck.ā
āWhy?ā
āScience.ā
granted.
Wait can I go in there when the lobster is done?
I need to read the paper that resulted from this experiment.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34197845/
I love science
Donāt get me wrong, I love science too. But also, āonly minimal anti-nociceptive effect of THC exposure was confirmed.ā
aka
āit turns out getting lobsters high doesnt really make them that much more chill about being boiled aliveā¦ā
So like, good on them for trying but like, whats the goal here even anyway? To ease our guilt about the whole having to kill something to eat it thing? Is it really that much better if the thing was high and didnt really know it was dying? IDK this has some pretty deep ethical holes to fall into if weāre not careful. We should also all definitely be high while we discuss thisā¦
Yeah especially because countries like Switzerland and New Zealand have banned the practice.
ā¦cnn.com/ā¦/switzerland-lobster-boiling-banned
Restaurants can use en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CrustaStun for the most humane option
Why? Arenāt they basically sea bugs?
Yes, they are, but why not minimize any possible pain? Theyāre not going to taste any different.
The way to go is oysters. They have no pain receptors or even a cluster of nerves that could be considered a rudimentary brain. You can eat them still alive (raw on the half shell) and theyāre none the wiser.
i thought that was sea squirts. they eat their own brain after they pick a spot to grow
Thatās dope, thanks. You might like this article
oh thatās 100% a āiām āveganā but i miss oysters and need an excuseā article
To be honest I picked the first result. I read something along similar lines, a bit more sciencey, from a non-vegan years ago. I understand two of the lines drawn by vegans are pain and consent. But oysters cannot feel pain or consent any more than a potato.
i dunno, i remember reading some research (that i have no way of finding now) that plants scream when we cut them
Some do. Some emit smells that tell other plants to turn bitter. Some communicate and even pass nutrients through the mycelial network. So letās all agree on mushrooms maybe?
i find it hard to eat something with more sexes (or is it genders? i havenāt finished that paper) than sense. not like emotionally, physically. they pass straight on through. i should just drop them right in the toilet and skip the middleman.
Whether or not they feel pain is a huge ongoing debate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_crustaceans
I have experimented on myself quite a bit with THC. It isnāt a pain reliever in my experience. I have had a headache or body pain, used some, and then I was just like āfuck, thatās all I can think about now.ā
Itās great to distract from general malaise or boredom, but wonāt help if anything painful is actually happening.
Conversely, Iām a medical user exclusively for pain. I take 50mg twice a day and have very little effect on the mind but it stops my pain nearly completely.
thatās awesome! Iām glad it is helping you ease your pain. It helps a lot with my anxiety and sleeping, but Iām a weirdo and Iām in my head a lot, so even if Iām super deep it doesnāt shut off that part of my brain.
I do imagine if I was being boiled alive it would still hurt a lot, but Iād prefer to be on some strong edibles if that āhadā to happen.
why are we boiling them alive anyways? a knife through the brain first is standard now
Some people ask āwhy are you hotboxing a lobster?ā
Others ask why not. Others dare to wonder, to dream.
Srs itās probably time to rethink oneās interest in science when you get to this point.
Iām wondering how I become this lobsterā¦
build a hotbox container, buy a volcano for 500ish USD, hook it up to the hotbox, call volcano and ask how to reprogram it for a 50 gallon container instead of a 1 gallon container
iām sure thereās cheaper ways, but iām most familiar with the volcano
Instructions unclear, is a house a hotbox container? How many gallons is a house? Iām smoking weed about it.
HOW BIG IS A BREADBOX DAMMIT
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f53ad3bb-bc15-49f2-9a09-767e0d993d2d.jpeg">
Science isnāt about why, itās about why not?
Anyone have the details behind this experiment?
Haha animal abuse. So funny.
Not.
We get it. You vape. Lobsters. For science.
Poor guy š
I know itās a meme, but thc is toxic to many animals including lobster as their liver canāt process the chemical. They will get the high but because they canāt absorb thc these animals will become suffocated.
So youāre saying theyād get so high they die, and the THC will still be in their systems when the human cooks and eats them. Might have an idea why they were doing this āexperimentā then.
Our most underrated evolutionary advantage is the liver ability to process ungodly amounts of compounds that normally would be toxins for other animals, sometimes multiple substances at once.
Can confirm, have done multiple drugs at once multiple times and only died once.
Since weāre in science memes, I feel the need ro point out that lobsters donāt have a liver, and have a hepatopancreas instead.
Also it tastes good
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomalley
Iām vegan and gave never partookā¦could I get my tofu in the THC chamber to calm it down? Its for a friend.
in all honesty if i was wanting āmagic tofuā iād make my own tofu, probably by adding some thc extract to the soy milk before i curdled it and processed it into tofu.
Thatās a cruel way of testing, I volunteer instead.
This chills the crab.
Relaxing?
Lobster humidor?
If I was going to die in a horrible wat like a lobster I would love to be high first fo sure
Are they making lobster edibles? What the fuck
āthis bisque is really giving me the munchiesā
HUH?
Lobster in a Vapor Chamber, wasnāt that a song by The Smiths?
And we cook the lobster after that?
Does it affect the flavor of the lobster and do the consumers get a secondhand high off of it?