fake it til you make it
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 04 Jan 18:08
https://mander.xyz/post/22960632

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Naich@lemmings.world on 04 Jan 18:48 next collapse

That is me. No notes.

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com on 04 Jan 18:49 next collapse

ouch

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 04 Jan 19:00 collapse

I like to joke my science is a bit vibes based.

Balthazar@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 19:16 next collapse

If you’re not a big fish, find a small pond.

Infynis@midwest.social on 04 Jan 19:34 next collapse

Forget ponds, I prefer a coastal ecosystem in the upper coastal intertidal zone between land and open saltwater or brackish water that is regularly flooded by the tides.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 19:56 collapse

This person sounds like they know what they are talking about. Certainly I don’t know all of those words together in one sentence. Must be an expert.

Balthazar@lemmy.world on 06 Jan 02:29 collapse

Thus demonstrating the post title.

Comment105@lemm.ee on 06 Jan 11:24 collapse

If you’re the biggest fish in the pond, you’re in the wrong room Doris. This is a shelter for krill, Doris. Please leave.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 06 Jan 02:33 next collapse

Sooo… Jack off all trades

HFMo@lemm.ee on 06 Jan 11:15 collapse

What if I don’t wanna jack off all of them?

Comment105@lemm.ee on 06 Jan 11:22 next collapse

Not much wriggle room unless you want to specialize or end up homeless.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 06 Jan 11:29 collapse

Your choice

irenesteam@mander.xyz on 06 Jan 10:09 next collapse

… and you are so unique as to be virtually unemployable. Many jobs these days want you to be siloed and do not want to pay for extra skills. Replaced by a fresh grad who does only one thing but does it well.

Naz@sh.itjust.works on 06 Jan 11:48 collapse

Employment Contract, Pay Grade: $134,700.

“I can conjure objects out of thin air”

Materializes a stack of gold bullion bars

“We offer a signing bonus of 20% for extraordinary talent such as yourself”

meep_launcher@lemm.ee on 07 Jan 01:44 collapse

Not in Science but this is true in entertainment. Not the best musician, not the best actor, not the best comedian, but being pretty good at all three makes me a sought out music director.