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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 13 Jul 12:08
https://mander.xyz/post/33921017

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melsaskca@lemmy.ca on 13 Jul 12:13 next collapse

Then again, it may not be. Rain overnight as well, unless there is not. The news is all supposition lately. Hail may kill you today, but it may not.

TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 13 Jul 14:01 collapse

uncertainty is the human condition

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk on 13 Jul 12:23 next collapse

Eh. It’s not like we’d be getting anywhere at sub-light speeds regardless and a working Alcubierre drive isn’t exactly right around the corner.

On the other hand, it might make it harder for anybody with working FTL to get to us, which is probably a good thing. If they saw how we’re conducting ourselves at the moment, orbital bombardment would be the best we could hope for.

Reliq@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 12:54 next collapse

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

prex@aussie.zone on 13 Jul 13:30 next collapse

Dammit - I just commented that on another post. This one is better.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 13 Jul 18:04 collapse

Somewhat ironically… actually using an Alcubierre drive has been theorized to…

…well, basically, when you ‘come out of warp speed’, turns out you’ve been accumulating, and energizing, a whole bunch of exotic particles and radiation along the threshold of your ‘warp bubble’…

… so when you uh, decelerate/stop fucking spacetime so hard… you spew out an immense amount of exotic particles and radiation.

arxiv.org/pdf/1202.5708

So you wouldn’t even have to nuke it from orbit.

You just have to come out of warp right next to your target planet, and that’d probably boil off a good portion of its atmosphere, and give everything biological on the side facing you lethal radiation poisoning.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 19:24 collapse

There was a series on Netflix that used this. It was alright though probably got cancelled. Can’t remember the name of it.

janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 22:26 collapse

It was called “Another Life” and it was pretty bad lol

crandlecan@mander.xyz on 15 Jul 10:49 next collapse

It started out pretty bad, but by the end of season 2 it has become really solid 👍

janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 19:07 collapse

oooh I might have to revisit then, Im almost done rewatching king of the hill

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 19:31 collapse

Yeah +1 on “it started slow but got better”. Not amazing or anything, but good enough that I wished there was more when I got to the last ep. But I do remember thinking it was bad early on and just kept watching out of boredom more than anything else.

argh_another_username@lemmy.ca on 15 Jul 11:01 collapse

Even in Battlestar Galactica they talk about the dangers in going into FTL near (or inside) another ship.

janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 19:08 collapse

That show is just so good, I’m not surprised

Cube6392@beehaw.org on 13 Jul 14:45 next collapse

we’re under galactic quarantine until we get over this whole fascism thing we’ve been doing the last 20k years

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 20:57 next collapse

If we’re really lucky, they could also be Ferengi.

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fa73555b-b5a0-4164-af34-05247e27f834.webp">

Zron@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:06 collapse

We are the ferengi

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 22:06 collapse

“orbital bombardment”

They’d punch us in the eye?

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca on 15 Jul 11:48 collapse

Wilson, King of Prussia!

jaschen306@sh.itjust.works on 13 Jul 12:33 next collapse

Good thing everyone and everything I know is here on earth.

Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 13 Jul 12:36 next collapse

It’s also right next to a giant chaos star apparently.

TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 13:32 next collapse

Explains American politics, MAGA = Tzeechian cultists

essell@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 15:37 collapse

Only if you believe their leaders are playing real 4D chess

Otherwise, I’d say they’re more like a nurgle plague.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 22:09 collapse

I sprained my nurgle the other day. Still swollen

Damage@feddit.it on 13 Jul 18:02 collapse
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 13 Jul 12:46 next collapse

Trapped, or imprisoned?

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 13:29 next collapse

Intergalactic time out.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com on 13 Jul 14:20 next collapse

Exiled

grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works on 13 Jul 21:55 collapse

Imagine the answer to the Fermi paradox being that the aliens found us and immediately quarantined our entire planetary system.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 22:08 next collapse

cough

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 16:57 collapse

They didn’t destroy Earth to build a bypass, the bypass was built around us

grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 18:45 collapse

Username checks out

MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml on 13 Jul 12:50 next collapse

Dumb nerds. There’s a fucking crosshair pointed at us and they’re more interested in us in a void. /s

Blackout@fedia.io on 13 Jul 13:03 next collapse

That's why no one ever comes over to visit

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 13 Jul 13:20 next collapse

According to the beliefs of the religion I invented and I don’t usually talk about because no one asks and starting a cult is too much trouble to bother, there’s only one intelligent species per galaxy, you’re only allowed to meet the neighbours once you manage colonise it all.

tkohldesac@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 14:10 collapse

Would you please go into extreme detail about your religion? pretty please?

anarchy79@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 21:29 collapse

I want to send money and start a franchise.

Did they get back to you at all?

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 15 Jul 07:25 collapse

They asked for extreme detail, it could take a while.

anarchy79@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 21:28 collapse

Sure. That’s why.

prex@aussie.zone on 13 Jul 13:30 next collapse

A plural Z void?

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 13 Jul 13:55 next collapse

Some other said that the universe is in a giant black hole, this also explain the acelerated expansion into it. We’ll seeAnyway the Earth don’t exist anymore since a long time, until the spaguetification, not even when Andromeda crashed with th Milkyway, maybe still when we know that we are NPCs in an Galactic WoW computergame.

youtu.be/CvbT4VV6N7Y

phoenixz@lemmy.ca on 13 Jul 15:36 collapse

Can you get me the number of your dealer? You have some good stuff there…

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 13 Jul 20:29 collapse

Nothing to do with it, currently there are a growing numbers of hypotheses about the Universe, since the James Webb Telescope had trashed most of the old astrononical models. I’ve seen more than 5 changes of hipotheses to explain the differences between current observation and what before was taken as valid theory, fucking up the astpnomers and astro-physicists. These for sure had needed some colored pills with an whisky, putting years of work in the trashcan. Now the era of Brainstorming to fix it.

icelimit@lemmy.ml on 13 Jul 15:21 next collapse

You know how the military clears the area of a target for range practise?

Almacca@aussie.zone on 13 Jul 18:20 next collapse

The Vogons will be along shortly to clear out the rest for a hyperspace expressway.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 22:05 collapse

Not if Kronos wins office

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 13 Jul 18:38 next collapse

We’re being shunned by the galaxy.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 13 Jul 20:39 next collapse

<img alt="Death Breathers " src="https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d32e78be-aef0-4f15-bfc0-fe4ecdd85cf2.jpeg">

grrgyle@slrpnk.net on 15 Jul 10:40 collapse

The slow smokeless burning of decay.

anarchy79@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 21:28 collapse

I understand perfectly.

Safeguard@beehaw.org on 13 Jul 18:54 next collapse

So Trump is not just draining my will to live?

multifariace@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 18:57 next collapse

We haven’t even gotten to the dark age of technology yet. This knowledge must be lost pretty soon. Or maybe discovering the Eye of Terror is referring to first contact of some sort.

Erasmus@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 22:15 collapse

Sounds like this discovery places us IN the Eye of Terror.

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works on 13 Jul 19:20 next collapse

Not only that, it’s the biggest void we have ever discovered!

anarchy79@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 21:27 collapse

“We found a hole!”

“Holy shit! Is it like the previous one at all?”

“It’s exactly like the previous one, only BIGGER!”

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 22:04 collapse

Brazzers

qevlarr@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 19:33 next collapse

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anarchy79@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 21:26 next collapse

It is technically remotely their problem.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 13 Jul 22:47 next collapse

Imagine humanity’s ships emerging from “the dark realm” leaving other species’ empires realing in shock.

hopesdead@startrek.website on 15 Jul 07:40 next collapse

E Pluribus Anus?

Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml on 15 Jul 07:46 next collapse

So, if we ever reach the edge of the universe we’ll find out it’s just the inside of someone’s skull.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk on 15 Jul 11:29 collapse
Lemminary@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 10:56 next collapse

I came across this:

bigthink.com/…/lumpy-explain-dark-energy/

Does anyone know if this is related to this void we seem to be in, and if it’s promising at all? The connection to OP’s post is that I’m thinking this void was observed via redshift and this new thinking could change our understanding of our place in the universe as much closer to everything than it appears.

argh_another_username@lemmy.ca on 15 Jul 11:07 collapse

Maybe that’s was the objective. Aliens find a little planet in the middle of a space desert, untouched by any race. It’s a nice experiment, they came here, dropped some DNA (either like that awful movie or by masturbating hard) and left. Now they’re just watching and laughing and laughing.