#science_memes
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Thank you Porn
How many times to avoid cancer completely?
It’s probably asymptotic.
However many is fatal.
42 times a day if I recall correctly
Edit: remembered correctly
theboxhouston.com/…/brazilian-teenager-dies-after…
How did they count though…
he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics
I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.
I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women
One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise… Ouch.
The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight
CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).
I’m European, so FEPA probably though I don’t really know
I feel like it means he’s happy with a pretty sprite
“regardless of texture physics…” If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!
You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?
No, keep going. Then you’ll have negative cancer. Doctors call it anti-cancer.
A capricorn?
So you’re saying it stacks? Dang!
That’s a minimum, not a limit
Sigh.
**unzips**
~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~
In the right hand?
No, with the left so it feels like someone else is doing it.
And only after sitting on it for awhile, so your hand goes numb.
Never use the wrong hand
But it feels like someone else is doing it…
So sorry about your hand cancer.
Check.
Rookie numbers
Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand???
What’s a vampire hand?
I guess the man’s hair makes her fingers look more pointy. If you’re eternal and out to drink blood, you’ve got pointy fingers y’know.
fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack
I’m doing my part!
I choose to believe that you’re getting 1 guy a day to 21 every day of the month.
Summary of studies for anyone interested.
So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).
So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6d6bd69b-296f-4959-a140-f94bc583f7b6.jpeg">
Guess I’m gonna die of cancer.
Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?
Yes that’s pretty unique.
Damn, I just cum and pass out if it’s just me. Partner gets after care, I get "zzz"s.
Fyi, you spelt sheep wrong
I didn’t attend a Trump rally, I’m all good.
No, I used to be in that phase but things change
Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.
At least 21 times. It was found that not ejaculating often increased the risk of prostate cancer. Really a use it or lose it type of thing
Shit back to work.
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Thank you Porn
How many times to avoid cancer completely?
It’s probably asymptotic.
However many is fatal.
42 times a day if I recall correctly
Edit: remembered correctly
theboxhouston.com/…/brazilian-teenager-dies-after…
How did they count though…
I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.
I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women
One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise… Ouch.
The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight
CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).
I’m European, so FEPA probably though I don’t really know
I feel like it means he’s happy with a pretty sprite
“regardless of texture physics…” If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!
You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?
No, keep going. Then you’ll have negative cancer. Doctors call it anti-cancer.
A capricorn?
So you’re saying it stacks? Dang!
That’s a minimum, not a limit
Sigh.
**unzips**
~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~
In the right hand?
No, with the left so it feels like someone else is doing it.
And only after sitting on it for awhile, so your hand goes numb.
Never use the wrong hand
But it feels like someone else is doing it…
So sorry about your hand cancer.
Check.
Rookie numbers
Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand???
What’s a vampire hand?
I guess the man’s hair makes her fingers look more pointy. If you’re eternal and out to drink blood, you’ve got pointy fingers y’know.
fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack
I’m doing my part!
I choose to believe that you’re getting 1 guy a day to 21 every day of the month.
Summary of studies for anyone interested.
So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).
So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6d6bd69b-296f-4959-a140-f94bc583f7b6.jpeg">
Guess I’m gonna die of cancer.
Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?
Yes that’s pretty unique.
Damn, I just cum and pass out if it’s just me. Partner gets after care, I get "zzz"s.
Fyi, you spelt sheep wrong
I didn’t attend a Trump rally, I’m all good.
No, I used to be in that phase but things change
Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.
At least 21 times. It was found that not ejaculating often increased the risk of prostate cancer. Really a use it or lose it type of thing
Shit back to work.