Become The Intellectual Blade
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 23 Aug 14:15
https://mander.xyz/post/36536282

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Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net on 23 Aug 14:30 next collapse

While you were watching Rick & Morty reruns, I studied the calculus

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DarkCloud@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 14:44 next collapse

Come back a lot older.

four@lemmy.zip on 23 Aug 15:05 collapse

Study time travel. Come back younger

kamenlady@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 20:57 collapse

Younger, stronger, better

four@lemmy.zip on 23 Aug 22:45 collapse

Faster, harder

tdawg@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 14:58 next collapse

Lose all your social skills. Forget basic hygiene. Insult people ignorant of your craft. Become stronger

Admetus@sopuli.xyz on 23 Aug 15:47 next collapse

Joined a cult. Took years to leave. It was all lies.

5in1k@lemmy.zip on 23 Aug 16:12 next collapse

Tom Scott looking rough.

StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr on 23 Aug 16:29 next collapse

First step: stop looking at the ceiling/ the fediverse and get out of bed

Second step: to be discovered once first step is achieved (impossible)

salacious_coaster@infosec.pub on 23 Aug 18:49 next collapse

Second step is be independently wealthy

Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Aug 08:06 collapse

Stop calling me out

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 23 Aug 17:05 next collapse

My math prof told me he did his undergrad because he loved math. When he graduated, there were no jobs for undergrads, so he did his masters to see where he would end up. He found the same thing happened. No jobs for a masters of math. He did his Phd and some postdoc work for starvation wages.

He became a professor at my Uni and despite still loving math, was the biggest proponent of students not pursuing pure math degrees. " It should only be pursued in small doses in pursuit of other fields, except in the case of the independently wealthy."

Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de on 23 Aug 18:27 next collapse

I worked with a guy who had a doctorate in mathematics… He wrote documentation for the software the company produced.

Fredselfish@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 19:58 next collapse

My step mom has a master’s in math. She is also dumb as they come. She of course wss a math teacher at a private school. I tnimk its only thing you can do with such a degree. I should of stayed in college and got my English degree. Nor to teach just because I love it. But fuck student loans and how expensive higher education is to pursue.

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 02:43 collapse

I’m just glad that you didn’t inherit any of her stupidity.

Gustephan@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:16 next collapse

What’s the difference between a phd mathematician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl on 24 Aug 06:44 collapse

I would say π , unless the PhD mathematician is also well rounded.

chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 04:25 collapse

I have a math degree. I am far from independently wealthy. There are plenty of math-related jobs out there if you’re willing to stoop from the lofty perches of pure math. Statistics, data science, risk management, actuarial science, finance, accounting, operations research, optimization, computational mathematics, machine learning/AI.

The list goes on and on and on. Many of these jobs might be quite boring for someone who just wants to work on difficult proofs all day but they’re generally a lot better pay than any academic job below the tenure track (and way better pay than Starbucks).

Life is a lot tougher if you’re into physics or chemistry or biology. There you really do need a PhD to do anything and the research positions are extremely competitive to get.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 04:35 collapse

Bless you for chiming in as first hand experience of my third hand story. However, I think your post reinforces my professor’s point more than it refutes it.

As someone in the field, you tell me how it really is. I interpret your post as reinforcing my professor’s point, rather than detracting from it.

chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 10:19 collapse

Well it’s hard for me to say what your professor really meant. If he meant “there are no jobs paying math undergrads to write proofs” then yes of course, no one but professors or rich parents would pay for that. But all he said was “there are no jobs for undergrads/masters/PhDs” which to me implies that math grads are no better off than high school grads at getting a job, with which I would strongly disagree.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 13:09 collapse

He said the only jobs for math grads were teaching math. High School Teachers in his country didn’t pay well. There weren’t enough professor positions for all the math grads and he struggled for a long time piss poor.

He saw his friends who took business, comp sci or engineering get high paying careers. He discouraged anyone from taking pure math, unless you were rich because it was a “luxury” to study it.

chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 13:34 collapse

Ahhh, I dunno what country he’s from but in my country (Canada) there are loads of jobs for math grads. The one thing you have to give up on is pure math. No business is interested in paying someone to write proofs.

I did a major in computational math with a joint pure math. I took a lot of pure math courses and loved them but there’s no practical use for them outside of academia. It’s like learning to write poetry.

However, the skills of a mathematics grad and the broad applicability of mathematics to many areas of business, engineering, and science are undeniable. Even someone who has only studied pure mathematics has a huge advantage over someone who has an unrelated arts degree, for example, all else being equal (personal hygiene, social and communications skills).

All else is rarely equal though. But that’s another matter entirely!

ikidd@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 19:39 next collapse

When they were studying physics, I was studying the sword.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 01:18 next collapse

This guy has the best messages I just wish he didn’t sell AI-generated books.

Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 04:32 next collapse

Who is he?

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl on 24 Aug 06:41 collapse

wizard

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 12:19 collapse

Uhm Actually™ he is a sorcerer because…that’s the name of his channel

BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 13:32 collapse

Got it. *Downloads Chat GPT.