How do you do?

rumschlumpel@feddit.org on 24 Jun 19:10 next collapse

Behold, a human child!

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 19:52 collapse

Here is your featherless cephalopod!

living_free@reddthat.com on 24 Jun 19:14 next collapse

Will it ask ‘Why?’

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 24 Jun 19:15 next collapse

About 600x.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 23:01 collapse

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz on 24 Jun 19:38 next collapse

Well, human children are fucking stupid. (A community that has no pendant in the fediverse, it seems)

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 19:51 next collapse

Excellent a cephalopod is qualified to be president.

GIANT SQUID / MURDER OF RAVENS 2028!

OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca on 24 Jun 20:18 collapse

I’d be surprise if the current president could pass it.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 20:28 next collapse

Somewhere else in the news today he’s bragging about having passed it. Again. He’s so proud. Seriously, like just a couple hours ago.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 23:00 collapse

A delayed gratification test? Never.

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 19:52 next collapse

I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

Seriously, they can’t possibly do worse than our current leadership.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 23:03 collapse

TADPOLES FOR EVERYONE!

Nougat@fedia.io on 24 Jun 20:44 next collapse

Cuttlefish are mad smart ... and they only live for two years.

Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net on 24 Jun 21:41 next collapse

Cuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream

Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE!

EDIT: Just found this in the wild:

Fleur_@aussie.zone on 24 Jun 22:01 collapse

Eating dogs is morally good actually since pet dogs are a massive drain on the environment.

nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Jun 22:15 next collapse

The solution would be to spay and nueter them if that were true.

Fleur_@aussie.zone on 25 Jun 04:10 collapse

Only a viable option for rich people’s dogs if they are willing to pay a carbon offset tax. Poor people dogs unfortunately have to be braised and sautéed.

belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Jun 22:23 collapse

Eating Humans is morally good actually since humans are a massive drain on the environment.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 24 Jun 23:02 next collapse

Fleur_@aussie.zone on 25 Jun 04:06 collapse

Yesss exactly!!

belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Jun 11:36 collapse

Gonna fire up the grill, do you wanna be the first steak?

Fleur_@aussie.zone on 26 Jun 11:54 collapse

Oh no, I’m vegan thanks

belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Jun 13:45 collapse

Nono, you’re not getting the first steak, you’ll be the first steak ^^

Fleur_@aussie.zone on 26 Jun 14:42 collapse

Haha aww thanks ☺️, I’m sure it’s reallyyy gooddd🤠 I’m vegan tho😋 haha

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 22:58 collapse

Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 25 Jun 02:43 next collapse

What shit? It’s not like they have to work.

Mac@mander.xyz on 25 Jun 03:28 next collapse

Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.

whostosay@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 03:29 next collapse

That’s racist, are you calling all cephalopods lazy?

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 25 Jun 13:40 collapse

Living is work.

bored_boar_onboard@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 15:36 collapse

Smart enough to get out before they have credit scores.

BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 20:49 next collapse

For anyone wondering, this is the marshmallow test they did.

royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/…/rspb.2020.3161

PS: why are there political comments everywhere including on a science post like this ? Please stop, not everything has to be political.

TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub on 24 Jun 20:50 next collapse

How young a child? My cactus could outthink any newborn.

Zagorath@aussie.zone on 25 Jun 02:39 collapse

Turns out they basically did the marshmallow test. So we’re talking toddlers.

Chakravanti@monero.town on 24 Jun 21:16 collapse

IA! Fthagn!!!