Into the meat grinder!
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 27 May 11:45
https://mander.xyz/post/30840477

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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 27 May 12:05 next collapse

Pretty much any animal. AFAIK, no burger has ever reorganized itself into a cow.

expatriado@lemmy.world on 27 May 12:08 next collapse

yes, that cow is me

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 27 May 12:24 collapse

is the grass good over there?

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world on 27 May 15:23 collapse

Well it’s always better on the other side

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 27 May 17:18 collapse

I am going to have to chew on that for awhile thnx

spirinolas@lemmy.world on 27 May 16:28 next collapse

That’s what they want you to think. Wake up!

ExtantHuman@lemm.ee on 27 May 21:55 collapse

However, I’ve seen plenty of butter cows

TheFogan@programming.dev on 27 May 12:08 next collapse

No actually works on more. If you grind a human into a seive into salt water, pour the salt water into a busy walkway.

After forensics is done in there… the cleanup crew also organizes it into sponges, Mops… and all kinds of tools.

Dagnet@lemmy.world on 27 May 15:45 collapse

Crime Scene Cleaner is such a great game

peto@lemm.ee on 27 May 12:13 next collapse

You probably don’t want to know the details of any science done before… What? the 90’s?

SARGE@startrek.website on 27 May 16:16 next collapse

You know, it’s always funny when sci-fi shows have doctors that refer to current year medical practices as “barbaric” or “Savage”, but honestly looking back just 50 years? Same feeling.

200 years ago, the local “doctor” will probably tell you to take a swig of the bottle he just dumped on your wound, because he’s gotta saw it off. Hopefully they at least washed it since it’s last use.

200 years from now? Eh. Doc will wave a light over it, you’ll be fine.

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 May 16:46 collapse

We still have jokes and common knowledge about being sent to the psych ward if you reveal anything weird about your mind. I’ve heard stories only a few years old of doctors refusing to refer trans patients to gender clinics, which quite often means either needing to circumvent the system or death. Only last year I had the revelation that doctors are supposed to help me, not just tell me what I must do.

pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 May 19:30 collapse

Gays and Lesbians were institutionalized until the late 1960s.

mmddmm@lemm.ee on 27 May 17:06 collapse

I’d restrict it to the 2010s to be sure. But it varies from one specialty to another.

When again did medicine discovered that woman benefit from anesthetics when inserting an infra-uterine device? Oh it was by 2025…

peto@lemm.ee on 27 May 18:01 collapse

The lack of pain-empathy in healthcare is mind-blowing. I’m a white man in an excellent position to be listened to, but when I had appendicitis last year getting people to understand that no, I am in crippling pain and I think it’s urgent was far to much hassle for someone in crippling pain. I can’t imagine what it’s like for women.

I can understand folk getting jaded eventually but I often get the feeling that many people start out not caring.

slothrop@lemmy.ca on 27 May 12:14 next collapse

how many…?

Sieveral

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 27 May 12:25 collapse

Where are the mods!? This comment should have been screened!

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 May 13:57 collapse

Please don’t turn this into reddit.

nihilomaster@lemmy.world on 27 May 14:04 next collapse

Man, let people make puns.

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 27 May 17:30 collapse

Puns let people make man

Tina@lemmy.world on 27 May 23:32 collapse

People, let man make puns

piranhaconda@mander.xyz on 29 May 00:07 collapse

Let make man people puns

Idk what I’m saying I just wanted to rearrange them alphabetically

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 27 May 14:04 next collapse

Well too late, this is a mesh network.

0ops@lemm.ee on 27 May 14:10 next collapse

Puns ain’t a reddit thing, they’re a human thing. Believe it or not but go outside, it turns out people make puns in real life

Necroscope0@lemm.ee on 27 May 14:15 next collapse

Go outside? shudders

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 27 May 14:33 collapse

We do, but only inside, where we can hide our shame from God.

LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 May 14:23 next collapse

What a… grating comment.

0ops@lemm.ee on 27 May 21:38 collapse

Ay! You shredded them with that one

chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 May 17:32 next collapse

in addition to the various iterations on “reddit didn’t invent puns”, I think it bears pointing out that this place is a reddit imitator, built to be an alternative to reddit, by and for disaffected redditors, with a userbase comprised of people who either switched from reddit or use them side-by-side. i think you should adjust your expectations.

pyre@lemmy.world on 27 May 22:13 collapse

yeah please don’t use this platform that was entirely modeled after reddit to do reddit things

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 27 May 12:22 next collapse

Humans

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samus12345@lemm.ee on 27 May 22:30 collapse
Zerush@lemmy.ml on 27 May 12:50 next collapse

But we can morph grinded meet in another animal

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Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 May 18:52 collapse

Also morph grinded art into “art”.

20cello@lemmy.world on 27 May 12:55 next collapse

I hope spongebob never read this

nihilomaster@lemmy.world on 27 May 14:07 next collapse

Have you ever seen Spongebob? Way worse things happen to him.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 27 May 14:14 next collapse

Right? I wouldn’t be surprised if this has happened to him. He works in a fast food restaurant ffs. With a cheap boss and no concept of OSHA or food safety regulations, no less.

If y’all knew what went down in the back of similar restaurants in the real world, you’d probably never eat at a diner again. And that’s with OSHA and Health Codes.

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 27 May 22:54 collapse

I feel bad about the one time he tried to start a fire and it worked until he realized he was hopelessly underwater.

Zip2@feddit.uk on 27 May 15:23 next collapse

Why? It might be kind of reassuring. Nasty car crash? Pull yourself back together.

Shawdow194@fedia.io on 27 May 16:05 next collapse

RedAggroBest@lemmy.world on 27 May 16:59 collapse

Iirc they make jokes about sponges regenerating multiple times. Stephen Hillenburg was a marine biologist and educator, which is what led him into making SpongeBob.

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 27 May 17:32 collapse

spongekyle I will END YOU if you tell Dr Robert Khakis.

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 May 13:43 next collapse

the only one? what about slime molds?

BossDj@lemm.ee on 27 May 13:47 collapse

Not an animal

wischi@programming.dev on 27 May 15:15 collapse

Honest question. How is that sponge an animal and how is “animal” defined? If we grind something through a sieve and it reassembles surely the lifeform can’t be too complicated.

multifariace@lemmy.world on 27 May 15:47 next collapse

Sponge are some of the most simple animals alive. Jellyfish are comparatively not too far off.

wischi@programming.dev on 27 May 21:50 collapse

Thank you. But are jellyfish really not that far off. Looks like a pretty huge step to me. Jellyfish look complex enough to not just magically reassemble if we grind them through a sieve.

I personally (but I’m not a biologists 🤣) definitely would consider a jellyfish an animal because different cells (at least ot very much looks like that) have different functions and thus throwing it in the meat grinder (even if individual cells are not damaged) I can’t imagine how ot could reassemble itself.

But a sponge seems so homogeneous it (I guess) almost doesn’t matter what goes where and that’s why it can reassemble. That why (I personally) wouldn’t think of that as an animal.

Are there other things that are technically animals that are that homogeneous?

multifariace@lemmy.world on 27 May 22:21 collapse

Little pieces of a jellyfish can become new jellyfish. They can reproduce sexually or asexually. The Immortal Jellyfish is even weirder. They are some of the simplest multicellular animals after sponge and coral.

RedAggroBest@lemmy.world on 27 May 16:45 collapse

Animals are members of kingdom Animalia. One of the unify features of this kingdom is multicellularity. Slime molds are members of the mostly-single-celled protists and they themselves are some of the most complex single celled organisms. Sponges, being very basal animals, are one of the phyla that retains a high degree of regenerative ability that simplicity facilitates while being very much a multicellular organism with all the organization that comes with.

wischi@programming.dev on 27 May 21:43 collapse

Thank you.

huf@hexbear.net on 27 May 13:45 next collapse

has this person ever heard of the sausage industry?

TankieTanuki@hexbear.net on 27 May 13:58 next collapse

Only the Polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds!

psycho_driver@lemmy.world on 27 May 15:46 next collapse

All of them.

MeatPilot@lemmy.world on 27 May 15:51 next collapse

Get that grinder fired up! We might have to feed some of the bigger ones through a wood chipper…

For science!

rumba@lemmy.zip on 27 May 17:17 next collapse

Human attempt #32,324,568,693

fail

Human attempt #32,324,568,694

fail

Opisek@lemmy.world on 27 May 22:13 next collapse

99% of mad scientist stop immoral human trials right before the big breakthrough!

orbitz@lemmy.ca on 27 May 23:18 next collapse

When Leeto got bored of the Duncans and didn’t use his prescience. Don’t mind me been listening to the Dune series for the umpteenth time again. Just the core ones of course.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 27 May 23:32 collapse

The Aperture Science Enrichment Center welcomes you to the Aperture Science 3 meter sieve. The only exit from this hermetically sealed chamber is through the carbon nanotube mesh covering the doorway. If you are not able to negotiate the carbon nanotube mesh on your own, an Aperture Science 90 kiloton hydraulic persuasion piston will assist you in the experiment. Testing protocols require us to inform you that in some rare cases the carbon nanotube mesh may irritate your skin, eyes, bones, and central nervous system.

ramirezmike@programming.dev on 28 May 00:55 collapse

perfect

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 28 May 01:17 collapse

I was going for a Portal 1 GLaDOS there. Portal 2 GLaDOS be like:

Today we are focusing on material integrity–YOURS to be more precise. In this chamber you will encounter a long track of propulsion gel, at the end of which you will encounter an Aperture Science Particle Filtration Grid. The goal isn’t to stop you; it is to see precisely which parts of you stop. For science.

Now, try not to disappoint. Or do; it really doesn’t matter to me. And if you somehow manage to reassemble yourself on the other side, do let us know. It would be…unexpected

Cave Johnson be like:

Alright, listen up down there! This next experiment we call The Sift. Now you might be thinking, “Cave, why am I being forced through a giant cheese grater?” The answer is very simple: Because you signed the waiver.

We’re throwing science at the wall to see what sticks. And by ‘the wall’ we mean the Aperture Science Particle Filtration Grid, and by ‘science’ we mean you. And by ‘throw’ we mean 'fire out of a giant pneumatic cannon."

Some of you might be worried about the finer points, the technical details. Don’t! That’s our job. Your job is to be the organic matter. I’ll be honest, some of you will make it through, and some of you won’t. You won’t have any tumors left after this, so you’ve got that going for you. Caroline, start the compressor.

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works on 28 May 07:09 next collapse

why are you this good at this?

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 28 May 16:24 collapse

I played the shit out of those games.

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works on 28 May 22:01 collapse

Aye, fair enough. Well it was a fun read, so keep it up

dustyData@lemmy.world on 29 May 00:11 collapse

To be accurate, they will all make it through. One way or another.

edinbruh@feddit.it on 27 May 17:43 next collapse

If I chop you up, in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out becomes you again… You are probably a sponge

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 27 May 18:13 next collapse

adjunct professors express the same adaptation if you ask any university

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world on 27 May 18:26 next collapse

All of them?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 27 May 22:07 collapse

not all of them.

Only the tasty ones

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world on 27 May 22:12 collapse

How you think we know which ones are tasty?

NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml on 27 May 18:26 next collapse

Aperture science intro

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 27 May 21:39 next collapse

My brain totally omitted the first instance of sponge and for a moment I thought we were making sponges out of military personnel from a specific branch of the military.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 27 May 22:06 next collapse

given the history of experiments on military personel, it wouldn’t surprise me if we did

pappabosley@lemm.ee on 28 May 03:05 collapse

I read sponge, but thought it must be a term for new recruits or something like that, which made the rest horrifying.

TeddE@lemmy.world on 27 May 22:30 next collapse

But is it the same sponge? Inverse ship of Theseus!

damdy@lemm.ee on 27 May 22:57 next collapse

Not after I’m done, never be the same again…

TheFogan@programming.dev on 27 May 22:59 next collapse

I think the star trek transporter debate is more apt.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 27 May 23:19 next collapse

I forget which episode it was, but on Last Week Tonight someone compared some process to “turning a fried chicken nugget back into a live chicken.” To which John replied “If you managed that, that chicken would be FUCKED UP. Imagine the poetry it would write, ‘the things that I saw, buck buck bacaw…’”

A sponge can un-puree itself but I bet there’s a kind of scream we can’t hear that it would never stop making.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 28 May 02:52 collapse

It’s like the metamorphosis of a caterpillar into a butterfly. It basically melts into a goo inside it’s chrysalis, but apparently it’s been demonstrated that they can retain things they learned before metamorphosis, so…🤷‍♂️

tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz on 28 May 16:50 next collapse

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Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works on 28 May 17:20 collapse

Thanks for the lab meme picture. I miss r/labrats :'(

tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz on 29 May 05:38 collapse

I too was doing an analytic chemistry course when this first popped :) Never forget!!

Hit extra hard because a friend was in a performing techno duo called Polytron.

essell@lemmy.world on 28 May 23:12 collapse

Some of you will be fighting for your planet. Some of you will be dying for your planet. Some of you will be forced through a fine screen mesh for your planet. Those will be the luckiest of all.

whitelobster69@lemmynsfw.com on 28 May 23:32 collapse

Shut up and take my upvote!