So if it's not crabs (carcinization), I guess it'll be anteaters?
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz on 30 Jul 13:16
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Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml on 30 Jul 13:58 next collapse

Good ol’ vermilingualization

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz on 30 Jul 14:10 next collapse

Hear me out - a crab shaped anteater

FerretyFever0@fedia.io on 30 Jul 14:15 collapse

What the hell is wrong with you

nis@feddit.dk on 30 Jul 14:31 collapse

Ok, then. What about an ant shaped crabeater?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Jul 18:00 collapse

I’m not sure if he eats shellfish but…

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blackbrook@mander.xyz on 30 Jul 19:46 collapse

Who is that and why is his cranium so large?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Jul 19:57 collapse

It’s Ant of the British tv hosting duo Ant & Dec.

As for the cranium, I assume it’s congenital 🤷

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 30 Jul 14:15 next collapse

It’s the easy way out. Ants are always plentiful.

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works on 30 Jul 14:55 next collapse

If everything evolves into crabs eventually, wouldn’t the next step of evolution be crab-eaters?

MrFinnbean@lemmy.world on 31 Jul 06:39 collapse

The apex crab-eaters would slowly evolve to be more crab-like.

CidVicious@sh.itjust.works on 30 Jul 14:57 next collapse

How many times have they evolved into grass eaters?

FooBarrington@lemmy.world on 31 Jul 06:54 collapse

I’m not aware of any ant-eaters evolving to eat grass

BussyGyatt@feddit.org on 30 Jul 18:40 next collapse

Everyone is bighype about carcinization- crablike this, convergent evolutionary pressures that- nobody ever mentions arborification. Did you know that ‘trees’ evolved independently dozens of times? Trees and crabs, that’s what we’ll find on alien planets I tells ya.

CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world on 30 Jul 19:17 next collapse

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NinePeedles@sh.itjust.works on 31 Jul 06:21 collapse

Cursed glory hole

isgleas@lemmy.ml on 30 Jul 19:53 next collapse

Now I fancy some chicatana and escamoles tacos!

MTK@lemmy.world on 30 Jul 20:16 collapse

I can only imagine the frustration of early anteaters as they have to leave most of the ants because they didn’t evolve long tongues yet.

Like trying to get the last pringles with your hand