poaceae
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 18 Jul 11:38
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jet@hackertalks.com on 18 Jul 12:06 next collapse

Patrick is correct he just doesn’t realize how correct he is

Sunshine@lemmy.ca on 18 Jul 12:20 next collapse

Yes we vegans eat all those various types of grass.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 Jul 19:23 collapse

And non-vegans

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works on 18 Jul 12:40 next collapse

I mean… what if they would create gut bacteria that enables us to eat literal green grass and leaves? I’d like that with my leaf Wellington.

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz on 18 Jul 15:58 next collapse

Have you ever tried grass or not-bred-for-eating-leaves? I think they taste awful.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de on 19 Jul 02:46 collapse

Then you’d spend 20 hours a day chewing grass, i guess

Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org on 18 Jul 13:22 next collapse

bananas are also a grass

edit: nope, im wrong

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 18 Jul 13:24 next collapse

What?

brucethemoose@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 13:27 collapse

Palms trees are technically grass, AFAIK.

I figured this out in florida because targeted yard “weed spray” kills them, too.

Gladaed@feddit.org on 18 Jul 13:32 collapse

Your plain wrong. Poaceae does not contain muss.

brucethemoose@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 14:00 collapse

Touche. Seems the common clade is commelinids?

en.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_commelinid_families

Gladaed@feddit.org on 18 Jul 14:42 collapse

A palm is not a grass.

brucethemoose@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 14:44 collapse

True.

Gladaed@feddit.org on 18 Jul 13:32 next collapse

Your plain wrong. Poaceae does not contain muss.

qaz@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 13:45 next collapse

Aren’t they a berry?

bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Jul 19:09 collapse
Alaik@lemmy.zip on 18 Jul 18:26 next collapse

Bananas are a berry, palms are kinda a grass, and large swath of grains are grasses.

flora_explora@beehaw.org on 18 Jul 20:27 collapse

What kind of fruit a plant develops is something entirely different to what a grass is though. And these are all taxonomically different groups (palms, bananas and grasses).

flora_explora@beehaw.org on 18 Jul 20:25 collapse

At least both Musaceae (Bananas) and Poaceae (Grasses) are both monocots. But that’s where their taxonomic proximity ends. They are not even in the same order (Zingiberales vs Poales)…

Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org on 18 Jul 22:46 collapse

your username is fitting

Bubs@lemmy.zip on 18 Jul 15:09 next collapse

I mean, sure, those are all grasses, but no one is really eating the grass part of them besides bamboo shoots. Unless they’re doing something more specific like ethnic or cultural food, the average person isn’t gonna be eating the leaves of these.

Sure you can gnaw on sugar cane. I can see corn husks being eaten in some dishes. lemon grass I don’t really know about beside being used to add flavor in stuff like grilling.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 16:01 collapse

I mean you aren’t eating the stem of an apple tree or the bones of a cow either.

Lumisal@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 16:08 next collapse

Jest, gelatin is the bones.

So are many soup stocks

grue@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 16:49 collapse

Gummy worms have more bones than real worms.

thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 17:30 next collapse

sure, but they also don’t call eating an apple “eating trees”. it would still be fair to call applewood based products “beaver food” or “cardboard” if someone told you to eat it.

tdawg@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 19:49 collapse

The bones are for soup

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 16:48 next collapse

It’s all grasses, lilies or watercabbage.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 18 Jul 17:51 next collapse

Weed is grass? Asking for a friend

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 19 Jul 09:14 collapse

Quinoa! Oh wait, nobody eats that.