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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 02 Dec 17:49
https://mander.xyz/post/21425762

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themeatbridge@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 18:08 next collapse

Imagine if phrenology caught on as the latest pop-culture dipshit trend.

“My bumpy skull means I’m preternaturally predisposed to be polygamous and misogynist, and I’m just looking for a girl who has a compatible set of head bumps.”

“If you can’t handle me at my alimentivenest, you don’t deserve me at my inhabitivenest.”

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 02 Dec 18:12 next collapse
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml on 02 Dec 18:27 next collapse

Clearly you’ve stayed away from 4chan and I commend you for it.

rtxn@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 18:41 next collapse

Isn’t that just sparkling racism?

drolex@sopuli.xyz on 02 Dec 19:01 next collapse

2dolychocephalic4me

merthyr1831@lemmy.ml on 02 Dec 19:46 next collapse

so I was in the UK’s largest chain bookstore (Waterstones) on Saturday and I found a phrenology cat

RobotToaster@mander.xyz on 02 Dec 20:12 collapse

That’s the cutest pseudoscience I’ve ever seen.

bitchkat@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 23:50 next collapse

Between RFK, Leon, and Trump the odds are pretty good of it coming back b

leftzero@lemmynsfw.com on 03 Dec 04:36 next collapse

I’d get some good hammers and make a (possibly literal) killing as a retrophrenologist

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 09 Dec 09:27 collapse

if our heads don’t slot together like lego pieces the relationship isn’t going to work out

anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Dec 18:20 next collapse

I’m an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I’m not prepared to deal with.

troyunrau@lemmy.ca on 02 Dec 18:26 next collapse

Damn, too early of a release eh?

someguy3@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 19:01 next collapse

Limited release to the world.

MajorHavoc@programming.dev on 02 Dec 19:23 next collapse

I’m a Google Beta.

I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.

pancake@lemmygrad.ml on 02 Dec 19:39 next collapse

I’m a beta-lactam antibiotic.

Good for many tasks, but rapidly becoming useless.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works on 02 Dec 19:41 next collapse

Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.

Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone on 02 Dec 21:27 collapse

They’ll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.

If_Its_Kitsch_I_Sits@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Dec 21:18 next collapse

Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 21:45 collapse

I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I’m awesome.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 21:33 next collapse

And not suitable for public release, obviously

spankmonkey@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 23:35 collapse

I also have a memory leak.

Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works on 02 Dec 18:39 next collapse

To be more precise, Shenkel’s work was discredited by the collective efforts of numerous scientists studying wolf behaviour. Probably the most notable of these was David Mech. His book “The Wolf” was based on Shenkel’s work, and his own research on wolves in captivity, and was really the work that popularized the “alpha” nonsense in the public mind.

After numerous studies of wolves in the wild failed to bear out these conclusions, Mech later concluded that his work was wrong, and got The Wolf removed from publication.

PlexSheep@infosec.pub on 02 Dec 20:16 collapse

Either you or OP wrote Schenkel wrong.

Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works on 02 Dec 20:58 collapse

OP is correct

Utter_Karate@hexbear.net on 02 Dec 18:50 next collapse

I’m an alpha male. If you study me in captivity I will display downright unnatural behavior.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 02 Dec 18:51 collapse

Despite all my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cage.

Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 19:18 next collapse

Carrots improve eyesight…nah, just military misinformation that is now a staple for parents to get their kids to eat their carrots

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 02 Dec 21:09 collapse

Vitamin A is crucial to eyesight and night vision though

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com on 03 Dec 00:48 next collapse

Entirely offtopic but you’re not by chance the same ryannathans that’s involved in the 2009scape project are you?

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 03 Dec 05:32 collapse

The one and the same

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com on 03 Dec 13:18 collapse

Hey small world (wide web)!

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 03 Dec 21:19 collapse

Hey!

psud@aussie.zone on 04 Dec 19:40 collapse

But not everyone can make vitamin A out of beta carotene. That’s why some vegans have eye problems

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 04 Dec 21:54 collapse

And not everyone can digest lactose, maybe that’s why some people become vegan

psud@aussie.zone on 04 Dec 22:31 collapse

You also get vitamin A (and the other fat soluble vitamins) from animal fats

nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Dec 19:28 next collapse

Alpha, beta, sigma, all just types of prison bitch. Scientifically speaking.

MiraculousMM@hexbear.net on 02 Dec 19:47 collapse
TheDoctor@hexbear.net on 02 Dec 19:45 next collapse

The alphas in question

Bonifratz@lemm.ee on 02 Dec 19:59 next collapse

As a lambda male, this doesn’t faze me at all.

lugal@sopuli.xyz on 02 Dec 20:29 next collapse

I, too, love Haskell

IndiBrony@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 20:56 next collapse

I am the hope of the omniverse

I am the lightbulb in the darkness

I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger

I am the alpha and the amiga

I am the terror that flaps in the night

I am Son Goku and I am a Super Saiyan!

nonagonOrc@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 22:27 collapse

Get in there and eat that horse!

hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 21:59 collapse
pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br on 02 Dec 20:40 next collapse

It makes more sense when we assume it’s software development terminology instead. Alpha means the software is immature and full of issues.

I am a release candidate male.

Psaldorn@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 20:44 next collapse

Hello ladies, I’m legacy code nobody wants to refactor and is being slowly converted into microservices.

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 20:58 next collapse

I too am a release candidate, but my marketing sucks.

TheFogan@programming.dev on 02 Dec 21:39 next collapse

I’m just a beta male… they doubt I’m ready for release… but I’m far more stable than any alpha male.

I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org on 02 Dec 22:01 collapse

What’s the difference between beta and release candidate?

EA doesn’t know either.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 02 Dec 22:29 next collapse

I’m Concord. Only out for a week and then swept under the rug like I never existed.

mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org on 03 Dec 00:22 next collapse

I’m barely a proof of concept then. Or minimum viable product. 🙃

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 02:29 next collapse

I think of myself as code-complete but not necessarily bug-free.

buddascrayon@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 02:50 next collapse

I’m an old version male. I’m out of date but stable and used by people who generally know what they’re doing and don’t want something new that’ll likely blow up in their face.

leftzero@lemmynsfw.com on 03 Dec 04:38 next collapse

I think I might be a vertical slice…

Test_Tickles@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 14:30 next collapse

Well, I am a god damn mess as a person. So I’m like pre-alpha. I guess that makes me a proof of concept, or maybe even a thought exercise.

revlayle@lemm.ee on 04 Dec 04:03 next collapse

I am about v4.1 right now

Sylvartas@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 11:00 collapse

I am a minimum viable product male

58008@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 20:41 next collapse

I’ve heard this debunk a lot over the years, and I don’t disbelieve it, but is it not the case that one or two animals (wolves or otherwise) in a group will be the “bosses” or something close to being dominant over the others? Is all of that internal power struggling we see in groups/families of animals not really what it seems? Or is the “alpha” stuff different from that? Or does it only apply to wolves, and “alphas” do exist in other animal species?

Yours, confused and uneducated,

u/58008

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 02 Dec 20:43 next collapse

The behaviour initially exhibited and observed were of wolves in captivity (think prison). Once they were observed in the wild, the theory fell apart. Caged animals act differently, just like people.

lath@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 21:03 next collapse

You can sorta see the alpha thingamajig in hyenas. The chick with the biggest clit gets a possy of white knights trying to please her.

But it’s not obligatory. Dudes just chilling together and biting asses can still happen without a chick to lead them on.

emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works on 07 Dec 04:56 collapse

Different social animals have different social structures. Wolves generally live in family units, led by the parents. Wasps and gorillas have complicated group politics, with alliances, betrayals and backroom deals. Some primitive ants have a ‘might is right’ system, with the strongest becoming the queen and fighting off challengers. Most ants have a highly democratic system, with decisions made using chemical ‘votes’ (cast by the workers; drones and queens don’t have a say).

Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 20:56 next collapse

There are species that do have leader types in the social hierarchies though. Gorillas for example, or orcas.

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works on 02 Dec 21:28 collapse

The problem is that you can’t use info about wolf hierarchies to draw conclusions about human hierarchies. You can’t even use info about extant primates to draw conclusions about humans.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 02 Dec 22:41 collapse

But, but… Apes together strong?

Idontevenknowanymore@mander.xyz on 04 Dec 01:17 collapse

Everyone has a share!

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 04 Dec 03:53 collapse

Thanks Milo!

Empricorn@feddit.nl on 02 Dec 21:00 next collapse

If you were a (regressive, anti-science) female that believed this, wouldn’t you have to be a “beta” wolf in this fictional world?

dustyData@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 12:24 collapse

Thats the funniest part about this belief. The pop version is not even accurate to the original research, just a gross misinterpretation. The original bogus hierarchy started with the alpha couple, who are supposed to be the only reproductive couple of the pack. The rest of the population was simply defined by feeding hierarchy, who ate first. This might sound plausible but it only makes sense when you live in a fenced enclosure and there’s only like 8 of you, no den space for offspring and you can’t leave to find non-family mates. But then people made up a bunch of zodiac style personalities for this shit, and they’re just as scientific.

missgalvin@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Dec 21:24 next collapse

Screw alpha males, I’m an alpha woman with a thing for omega soft guys. 🥰

TurtleTourParty@midwest.social on 02 Dec 21:47 next collapse

I’m a male Bonobo, please keep me in line.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 22:02 next collapse

omega soft

I can definitely manage that.

Bytemeister@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 23:23 collapse

Omega soft

The next step on the Charmin scale those asswiping scientist bears are striving for.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 01:50 collapse

Isn’t that just called a domme?

pjwestin@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 22:15 next collapse

Peter Gibson, the guy who discovered non-celiac gluten sensitivity, retracted his own study a few years later, but it had already become a fad diet, so it just stuck. That being said, there have been some studies that seem to confirm its existence, but the evidence is pretty thin. (To be clear, celiac disease and wheat allergies are 100% proven and can be reliably tested for).

TheSlad@sh.itjust.works on 02 Dec 23:48 next collapse

However, the gluten-free fad diet was actually incredibly beneficial for sufferers of celiac desease because it made gluten-free products so mainstream and really expanded what pre-made foods and snacks they can buy in stores.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com on 03 Dec 00:43 next collapse

My dad joined a local celiac group in the early 2000s not long after his sister developed celiac through pregnancy and his doctor suggested he start the diet out of an abundance of caution. At the time there were about 10 people in the group local to a city of ~250k. They’d swap menu hacks to get safe(ish) food while out and about and trade recipes. Then some specialty stores started carrying more safe stuff as the fad was starting to gain traction and it definitely went mainstream when mainstream groceries and restaurants started officially offering safe options. Needless to say, that gluten-free diet support group no longer exists.

Most interestingly, his other sister tested negative on the celiac blood test and neither I nor my dad have ever had that test done, so there’s a good chance we’re in the clear after all.

I can’t remember now why I felt compelled to share this, or how it tied into your comment but I hope it’s at least interesting!

pjwestin@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 01:30 next collapse

True, although I met a girl with celiac early in the gluten-free fad who claimed that she couldn’t trust a lot of restaurants’ gluten-free options because a lot of them weren’t actually gluten-free. Restaurants were just chasing a trend that they didn’t fully understand. Things are much better now, but I think early on a lot of restaurants were treating gluten-free like the Atkins or Paleo diet, not an allergy.

Saprophyte@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 03:24 next collapse

Sometimes, I have a friend with celiac who often sees “gluten free°” on menus to look down at the bottom of the menu and see “°not for people with gluten sensitivities”

He calls it “Becky gluten free” because Becky doesn’t know what gluten is but she doesn’t want it in her body.

Soulg@sh.itjust.works on 03 Dec 15:30 collapse

Not really though, because it led to many places and cooks not taking it that seriously. Becky won’t have any idea there’s a little gluten on the knife and cutting board, but a person with celiac definitely would.

alekwithak@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 04:09 collapse

A lot of people’s gluten sensitivity is actually a sensitivity to glysophates.

zephorah@lemm.ee on 02 Dec 22:44 next collapse

Someone needs to tell all the authors involved in the wave of trash urban fantasy books that flooded the market a while back, using this to write werewolves. (True Blood, etc.)

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 01:52 collapse

Oh A/B/O is just a genre now. Blame fanfic, mpreg, and primal fetisists

Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works on 02 Dec 23:14 next collapse

TIL!

Deconceptualist@lemm.ee on 02 Dec 23:17 next collapse

The dude from the Scorpions also studies wolves?? When he’s not rocking you like a hurricane?

No wait, that’s Rudolf Schenker.

theangryseal@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 00:53 collapse

Every time I see this band mentioned I can’t help but think of the terrible album cover for virgin killers. That shit is like a stain on my brain that I wish I could clean.

Don’t google it. Please trust me on this one. Could get you put on a list.

ochi_chernye@startrek.website on 03 Dec 04:02 next collapse

What the actual fuck? Now I feel like I had this identical experience like a decade ago, and totally blocked it out. Gross.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 18:22 collapse

Clapton did one of those too. Dude is a POS.

BoxedFenders@hexbear.net on 02 Dec 23:18 next collapse

I wonder if this discourse sounds hilarious to a Greek person wondering why Angloids keep referring to themselves by letters of their alphabet.

Caesium@lemmy.world on 02 Dec 23:21 next collapse

the study is so stupid for anyone who takes it seriously. I however enjoy the tag it birthed on Ao3

parrhesia@sh.itjust.works on 03 Dec 21:51 collapse

I just kinda associate it with smutty werewolf novels at this point

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de on 03 Dec 01:03 next collapse

  1. languages evolve, and the origin is nothing more than a curio today. People use the term “alpha” to mean a thing that exists in humans, even if it never did in wolves.
  2. this thing is called by the rest of the population “being and asshole” and as such i find the self identification of those people very usefull and time saving.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 03 Dec 01:06 next collapse

Shut the fuck up, omega

No /s come at me mods

(Not really though)

SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 13:31 next collapse
tetris11@lemmy.ml on 03 Dec 14:59 next collapse

Guys, can’t we all just get along. You’re upsetting the Gammas.

rasakaf679@lemmy.ml on 03 Dec 15:01 collapse

I’m Zeta Maxx

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 03 Dec 17:41 collapse

Hhyeah yes Daddy Alpha, I’ll be quiet for you UwU~

BluesF@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 08:56 collapse

Does it exist in humans, though? I’m fairly certain that it remains pseudoscientific in humans as well as wolves.

Oh, wait, I read point two. I stand corrected.

masterofn001@lemmy.ca on 03 Dec 01:39 next collapse

Just remember:

An alpha release is unfit for public use, contains bugs, is untested, unrefined, and is likely to crash and may cause system wide issues.

An alpha is the first step, the very basic of basics, an infant in terms of development.

If anything, be an Omega man.

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/968cd3b2-45f7-4d7f-8830-3117bd192eaf.jpeg">

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 14:47 next collapse

So it’s Walter Masterson.

Got it.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 03 Dec 23:07 next collapse

The Omega you want to be

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/5d686389-d239-4aa6-8aaa-5f4e5f724a88.png">

The Omega you actually are

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/e459d3d7-27fd-4a44-a606-cd0041d4f524.png">

masterofn001@lemmy.ca on 03 Dec 23:22 collapse

The omegaman you want to be

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/d87a9088-9584-458c-b307-917fc8667741.jpeg">

The omegaman you are

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/92c0c1be-3bde-4413-9a01-1898b235ada3.jpeg">

This is fun. Let’s play more.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 04 Dec 11:00 collapse

(You’re on!)

The Omega you want to be:

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f2fd62e3-d368-4c3e-8c0b-76e3ab16278e.jpeg">

The Omega you are:

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/4007c0b1-7920-4fbf-ab60-af25962d1a2e.jpeg">

masterofn001@lemmy.ca on 04 Dec 17:26 collapse

The omega you want to be

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/031f2e46-bc4e-45f7-87b7-87aed3b8a2e1.jpeg">

The omega you are

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/aa17ade1-84a9-475b-8531-5b0c73c854ef.jpeg">

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 05 Dec 00:04 collapse

(nice pivot, but I gotta go with what I know!)

The omega you want to be:

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/9a6d30fb-69b6-401c-a10f-3f0406850a92.png">

The omega you are:

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/d72b25cd-bea1-4f68-bb49-9e360fae1e59.png">

lunarul@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 04:17 collapse

Ultimate power move: be both.

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b0ea3d68-d5ca-4531-8731-cb44a925ea59.jpeg">

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 02:15 next collapse

Did Schenkel deliberately make up that alpha shit (which would justify calling his paper “bogus”) or was he just bad at research?

buddascrayon@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 02:45 collapse

From what I’ve heard it’s just bad research. He looked at family units and thought the father was designated as the leader due to size and strength but really he was just a dad.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 03:16 collapse

I was also under the impression that the captive wolves were in mixed- that is forced- packs.

All the fighting that was observed came from that rather than any sort of natural behavior.

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de on 03 Dec 21:31 next collapse

Rudolph Schenkel (yes really)

What? What is weird about that name? Maybe I’m too German native speaker to get this.

portuga@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 21:43 next collapse

Schenkel translates to “deer fucker” in german, I dunno I’m just making this up

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Dec 08:48 collapse

“Thigh”, actually :-)

eronth@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 04:39 next collapse

I think probably you’re too German. It’s kind of a goofy name from an English point of view. And, for clarity, we don’t necessarily generally think German names are particularly goofy.

Either that or I’m missing what the guy is referencing.

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Dec 08:50 collapse

Thanks for your perspective.

For a moment I was wondering if it’s the similarity to the Israeli currency Shekel, but that doesn’t make sense to me either.

eronth@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 18:20 collapse

Shekel also sounds funny to us. It might be related to how it sounds kinda similar to shekel, but I think he’s just noting that the goofy-sounding name is real.

madcaesar@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 11:45 next collapse

Isn’t Schenkel thigh in German?

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 04 Dec 12:08 next collapse

I don’t get it either. It’s not like he’s called Wanker or anything.

Rubanski@lemm.ee on 04 Dec 12:13 collapse

I was thinking maybe because of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, being kind of the alpha of the reindeer herd? No idea, really

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works on 04 Dec 01:57 collapse

Don’t “alpha males”, as they describe themselves, typically prefer submissive women?