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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 03 May 20:20
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Faydaikin@beehaw.org on 03 May 20:45 next collapse

Hyenas are fucking terrifying

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social on 03 May 20:59 next collapse

yet also kind of cute

Faydaikin@beehaw.org on 03 May 21:03 next collapse

At a distance with thick bars between me and them, maybe.

At night on the open savannah? Pure nightmare fuel

mathemachristian@lemm.ee on 03 May 21:22 next collapse

dont look up hyena births

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 May 14:34 collapse

one of the less cute animals i’d say, considering that all mammals just kinda default to being cute.

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social on 04 May 15:10 collapse

eh, Id say theres some pretty ugly mammals out there, at least in my opinion. most primates for instance, mole rats, some but certainly not all bats…

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 03 May 22:37 collapse

be not afraid

/watch?v=EoQbjNlJ_0w

TTH4P@lemm.ee on 03 May 20:47 next collapse

It’s close, but aren’t hyenas technically feline?

Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net on 03 May 20:52 next collapse

Theyre their own genus.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world on 03 May 20:57 next collapse

Nope, they are in a different group than felines or canines.

RandomStickman@fedia.io on 03 May 21:14 collapse

They are under felifomia which are cat like, but includes stuff that are not true cats as well. But they are closer to cats than dogs, yes.

TTH4P@lemm.ee on 03 May 21:20 collapse

Oh that’s so cool, thank you!

don@lemm.ee on 03 May 20:48 next collapse

Hyena: better to have and not need Wolf: I have what I need

lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org on 03 May 20:48 next collapse

My, what nice teeth you have, Mr Wolf. Mr Hyena is overdue for a cleaning, maybe some invisaligns.

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 03 May 20:53 next collapse

Aren't hyenas both scavengers and bone crushers?

tdawg@lemmy.world on 03 May 21:15 next collapse

The teeth would seem to suggest that yeah

Faydaikin@beehaw.org on 03 May 21:47 next collapse

They are “everything-they-can-sink-their-teeth-into’res”.

They’ll take down lions if they know they have them out numbered.

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 03 May 21:54 collapse

Poor Scar. Shared the same philosophy with Hopper in Bug's Life. Keep the ants down and not aware of their numbers, you can be king.

_LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org on 03 May 21:55 next collapse

Heard this too, our guide on safari in Etosha National Park (Namibia) said Hyenas have the strongest biting power - comparative to their overall sizes - in the world.

EDIT: okay, just fact checked myself - that’s not entirely true. when measuring BFQ (comparative to size) the order goes:

  1. Tasmanian devil
  2. Jaguar
  3. Wolverine
  4. Spotted Hyena
CreatingMachines@fedia.io on 03 May 22:58 next collapse

Hmm, a Tasmanian Devil looks like someone crossed a bear and a rat.

Cypher@lemmy.world on 04 May 05:33 collapse

You should hear them… in the middle of the night in the forest. Always good for a laugh.

_LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org on 04 May 08:48 collapse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW27vpK4ALQ

sounds like when my dentist power sprays the fuck out of my rear teeth and asks when I’m next going on holiday

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 04 May 02:55 next collapse

+1,000 for Wolverines … I have a whole bunch of old family including my father who were hunters and trappers in northern Ontario. We’re Indigenous Cree / Ojibway and I’ve never seen a wolverine ever in the north but all my old relatives either talk about them with fear or animosity. These old hunters and trappers respected bears, revered wolves and were absolutely terrified of wolverines … they describe them as being as intelligent as a wolf, as powerful as a bear and as arrogant and fearless as a skunk. There was a reason why these animals were hunted to near extinction in the Canadian wilderness … they had no equal and these animals were not afraid of anyone including humans. They were hunted and killed on sight because they were actual competition to traditional hunters and they will even tear apart any trapped animal and ruin a kill.

Bears will stand their ground but have a timidness to anything unusual and will often gauge a situation and more often than not just leave. Wolves will actively try to avoid even meeting people and they will sense you before you even seen and disappear. But if you ever come across a wolverine, you are in trouble.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 04 May 04:22 next collapse

If you know an animal can’t be reasoned with it instantly becomes much scarier.

They were hunted and killed on sight because they were actual competition to traditional hunters

Same in large parts of Northern Europe btw. Can’t say I’m sad about it 😅

Glemek@lemmy.world on 04 May 05:08 collapse

I’ve had a lot of wildlife encounters, including bears, wolves and moose, but seeing a wolverine is the only time I’ve ever removed the safety from my bear spray, and one of the few times I’ve started to psych myself up mentally to fight an animal.

Luckily it was pretty much a non story, I was hiking up a forest service road in western Montana on the Pacific Northwest Trail, and heard a noise behind me. I turned to see what looked like a 4ft tall badger trundle out of the bush about 40 feet back. It kinda stood or sat up on its back legs and we locked eyes for moment as I drew and readied bear spray. The moment passed and it slumped back to all fours and just ambled away down the forest service road away from me.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 May 14:25 collapse

“oh fuck is that a wolverine? nope nope nope”
“oh fuck is that bear spray? nope nope nope”

beejboytyson@lemmy.world on 05 May 01:06 collapse

Funny thing about your list is 3 of those animals are in the same family

kshade@lemmy.world on 03 May 23:29 next collapse

They do eat bones, but spotted hyenas scavenge/hunt about as much as lions do.

Dasus@lemmy.world on 04 May 14:56 next collapse

It’s usually actually the lions which scavenge hyena kills, not the other way around.

It was, until recently, believed that Lions were the so called ‘king of the beasts’ and that they lauded over all but studies have found that in many areas Hyenas are dominant over Lions.

In many areas of Africa the Hyena hunts more food than it scavengers and Lions scavenge more than they hunt. Hyenas react very differently to male and female Lions.

www.botswana.co.za/…/the-predator-chain.html

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works on 04 May 15:10 collapse

Why yes,

Hyenas are what you get if you take a cat build and use a mix of dog and vulture play style.

Pretty OP, not gonna lie

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 04 May 17:30 collapse

More a mix of cat, wolf and a bear trap. Terrible to be killed by Hyenas, Lions kill you fast before they eat you, Hyenas not, they begin to eat directly, beginning with your belly and other soft parts. You’ll die sometimes while they eat you 🥶☠️

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub on 03 May 23:06 next collapse

Hyenas teeth are scary

Hyenas reproductive system is terrifying

Devdoggy@lemm.ee on 05 May 01:22 collapse

Hummm, their reproduction system? Tell me more…

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub on 05 May 01:28 collapse

It involves giving birth through a “pseudo penis”.

Devdoggy@lemm.ee on 05 May 01:29 collapse

Wait, whaaaaat??!?!

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub on 05 May 01:30 collapse

Not great. I said it was terrifying.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works on 03 May 23:35 next collapse

I “heard” that title to the tune of “Immigrant Song”

blackbrook@mander.xyz on 04 May 00:38 next collapse

Hyena teeth look like something AI would generate .

gedaliyah@lemmy.world on 04 May 02:37 next collapse

Awww sleepy forbidden puppies 🥹

dalekcaan@lemm.ee on 04 May 20:43 next collapse

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ICastFist@programming.dev on 04 May 23:33 collapse

Mmm, yes, I can see that they both have pointy teeth