Let's hear it, little lemmings.
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 23 Aug 14:24
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unconsequential@slrpnk.net on 23 Aug 14:34 next collapse

Hedy Lamar and Mileva Marić-Einstein

DaddleDew@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 14:35 next collapse

Probably Edison but only to tell him how much of a fuckhead he will be remembered as.

zakobjoa@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 14:37 next collapse

Marie Curie three times and Imma sit real close to her so I can check out early and miss a whole lot of what’s currently going on.

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works on 23 Aug 15:23 collapse

“I have spare pockets if you want me to help carry your tubes”

alzymologist@sopuli.xyz on 23 Aug 15:39 collapse

sounds like 10/10 workplace harassment

Maeve@kbin.earth on 23 Aug 14:40 next collapse

Tesla. I feel there's so much we don't know, let alone understand, about his ideas. Have we overly sane/crazy washed him?

huf@hexbear.net on 23 Aug 14:42 next collapse

both, i think. also, wasnt he a big showman who made up a lot of bullshit? i feel like his actual working inventions are all well understood

genau@europe.pub on 23 Aug 15:13 next collapse

He was probably a bit crazy.

bigfondue@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 15:21 collapse

True, but probably more interesting than Newton, who would just keep talking about god the whole time.

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works on 23 Aug 15:22 collapse

and apples

ClathrateG@hexbear.net on 23 Aug 16:27 next collapse

coo coo 🕊️

cynar@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 16:54 collapse

Apparently he didn’t trust patents etc. He would come up with fanciful ideas, that sounded vaguely plausible, as cover for what he was actually working on.

At this point picking apart the Good, the bad and the cover is an …interesting exercise.

Maeve@kbin.earth on 23 Aug 17:02 collapse

Look what Edison did. I don't blame him for not trusting how the business world works.

cynar@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 17:11 collapse

Fully agree with that. Tesla got thoroughly screwed over.

antsu@lemmy.wtf on 23 Aug 14:40 next collapse

Can I pick 2 and have them talk to each other instead? Would love to watch Hawking get Newton up to speed on some stuff.

Eiri@lemmy.ca on 23 Aug 14:44 next collapse

Curie looks tired. If I’m gonna embarrass myself with anyone anyway, I’ll invite her and we’ll have a relaxing cup of herb tea at least.

fckreddit@lemmy.ml on 23 Aug 14:46 next collapse

Leonhard Euler, without a doubt.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 23 Aug 16:52 collapse

Ask him to help you move a sofa.

HiobsTriops@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 15:12 next collapse

Hawking was probably way more familiar with the works, achievements and maybe even personal anecdotes of everyone in this post than I could ever hope to be. Thus, sitting down with him feels like the best deal.

cynar@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 16:56 next collapse

He could give lectures, but the computer massively slowed conversations. He also apparently had a bit of a temper. Some of his colleagues took to wearing steel toe cap shoes because of him (electric wheelchairs are heavy).

lunarul@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:22 collapse

Exactly what I was thinking. Plus he seemed to have a good sense of humor too. But on the other hand, it would take him much longer to respond to questions on the spot (usually he’d prepare answers ahead of time for interviews and such).

ohulancutash@feddit.uk on 25 Aug 08:23 collapse

He had a good sense of humour when it was about how great he was. A bit of a notorious asshole in other regards.

kometes@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 15:18 next collapse

Dick and I are heading to the strip club!

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Aug 15:26 next collapse

Feynman, over a beer, at a strip club.

Dicska@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 15:47 collapse

I’ll be the dancer. Just make sure I can hear your conversation.

Jarix@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:49 collapse

Can I be the bartender also in earshot?

halvar@lemy.lol on 23 Aug 15:27 next collapse

from a scientist’s point of view i’m not sure, but if i wanted to make a lot of money then definetly edison

alzymologist@sopuli.xyz on 23 Aug 15:38 collapse

nah he is just a lucky slop

Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works on 23 Aug 15:34 next collapse

Even putting aside the science, Einstein just seems like he was a really good dude. I feel like he’d be a chill person to hang with.

FundMECFS@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Aug 22:04 next collapse

Yes exactly. Plus he was literally a socialist. I think I’d enjoy chatting with him the most.

Crashumbc@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 23:24 collapse

I’d almost be worried about being disappointed. He has been portrayed very favorably. Was he really like that though…

Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works on 23 Aug 23:48 collapse
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz on 23 Aug 15:35 next collapse

Newton to talk about philosophy Leonardo to talk about art Feynman to tell each other funny jokes about lock picking and messing with people; hate each other at approximately 2:15, not enough time for fist fight, ah well

glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz on 23 Aug 15:40 next collapse

Leonard Euler. He invented the basis for all of their works, besides Newton and Leonardo I guess.

4grams@awful.systems on 23 Aug 20:16 collapse

Excellent choice, would be amazing, a perfect pick. I’d toss Riemann or Ramanujan into the mix if I could pick anyone and ignore the language barrier.

Echolynx@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 20:09 collapse

Didn’t Ramanujan write to a Cambridge professor? His English would be great. Colonial India—a lot of elites would’ve had knowledge of English.

4grams@awful.systems on 25 Aug 01:39 collapse

Lol, I meant Reimann too since he’s German, but mostly because I’m an idiot.

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 15:50 next collapse

“What did you do on Epstein Island, Steven?”

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 23 Aug 15:52 collapse

Studied young black holes.

kureta@lemmy.ml on 23 Aug 16:21 collapse

God dammit!

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Aug 15:56 next collapse

It’s definitely Newton for me, I wanna know how far he really got on the Philosopher’s Stone!

dihutenosa@piefed.social on 23 Aug 16:08 next collapse

AI deepfake? Meh.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 16:38 next collapse

Tesla. Gotta know about the death ray.

yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Aug 17:08 next collapse

And the pidgeon too!

SwimmingInTheeStars@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 17:33 collapse

Tell me more about this pigeon.

yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Aug 19:12 collapse

As far as I know, Tesla never had any relationship, that is, with a human. But at some point he got obsessed with pidgeons and the story goes that he fell in love with one. But I don’t remember many details anymore, or the veracity of it. So take it with a grain of salt.

SwimmingInTheeStars@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 18:19 collapse

Darwin

kinther@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 20:03 collapse

He also had an earthquake machine iirc

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 16:43 next collapse

To make it fair you should get extra time with hawking

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 23 Aug 17:40 collapse

To ask him what he saw on the island

anomnom@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 12:10 collapse

I am by no means excusing anything. In fact, Feynman, Einstein and Edison have their issues too.

Bohr, was Dutch…

Leonardo was left handed?

Anyway Marie Curie would be at least as interesting to talk to as any of them, just maybe bring personal dosimeter for peace of mind.

CubitOom@infosec.pub on 23 Aug 16:48 next collapse

Leonardo so I can tell him “Non capisco l’italiano”.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Aug 16:55 next collapse

I would love the chance to make fun of Feynman for 3 hours

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Aug 16:57 next collapse

How, they’re all dead.

essell@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 18:04 collapse

Gonna be a one sided conversation for sure.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Aug 19:12 collapse

You’ll be the smartest person in the room (graveyard) as their brains have rotted away and you will win any discussion. They’ll have nothing to challenge your arguments. I don’t think this will have any scientific value though. Except maybe from a psychological perspective, as you’re an idiot trying to argue with a grave.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 23 Aug 16:57 next collapse

Davinci for sure because of the breadth of genius and imagination seems more approachable to a casual conversation, plus history has less on him.

Other’s have so much depth in their fields that I wouldn’t be able to converse intelligently on anything they are famous for. Having a chat with Feynman would be my second choice because his talks to laymen audiences are quite good.

A pint or five with either would be fun.

silasmariner@programming.dev on 23 Aug 17:00 next collapse

I don’t speak medieval Italian so sadly he’s off my list

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 23 Aug 17:11 collapse

Presumably if we figured out how to bring back the dead and thoroughly decomposed, we could solve the language barrier.

silasmariner@programming.dev on 23 Aug 17:20 collapse

Babel fish, you say?

But actually I intended to indicate something more here… Almost all of these will have spoken English and it’s a bit slanted y’know? I’d take Aristotle lol

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 23 Aug 19:57 collapse

I thought about him, but IIRC he was a bit of a jerk.

silasmariner@programming.dev on 23 Aug 20:17 collapse

Yeah but imagine if he were personally a jerk to you

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 23 Aug 20:51 collapse

Get him drunk and coax him into a fistfight/barbrawl over symantics.

Ok. I see the appeal.

silasmariner@programming.dev on 23 Aug 21:20 collapse

I strongly suspect peak Aristotle would fucking wreck me but when he’s old and rotten? Yeah I reckon I have a chance

Akasazh@feddit.nl on 24 Aug 08:36 collapse

Also he’s the oldest and not much of his ideas are retained.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip on 23 Aug 16:58 next collapse

As an art and anatomy person, DaVinci of course!! („ಡωಡ„) Could I even formulate a coherent sentence? Who knows! Surely he has somthing we could cut up and poke around in if words fail… Or just to see him work on whatever, Oh man, what a dream.

lunarul@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:26 collapse

Could I even formulate a coherent sentence?

Do you speak Italian? Or maybe Latin at least.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip on 23 Aug 22:01 collapse

I don’t, (I speak spanish though, so that could do?) but I was actually just imagining being like… Star struck and nervous? Ha. But I would make it work either way. maybe we could communicate through drawing . Imagine sketching for him like… Idk a mecha suit, or some sci fi stuff… Or drawing a dinosaur or a microbe or something.out of the scope of the science at the time. what would he come up in return?

SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works on 23 Aug 17:15 next collapse

Edison. For 3 hours, in a padded room, where no-one can hear his screams.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 23 Aug 18:53 collapse

The irony is at least three of these people would make you want to do this to them by the end while Edison was able to do what he did because he could hold a conversation

SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works on 23 Aug 19:18 collapse

Very true.

DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Aug 17:18 next collapse

No Turing?

very_well_lost@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 17:22 next collapse

I’d happily chat with Marie Curie for 3 hours while Einstein and Bohr argue with each other in the background.

potoo22@programming.dev on 23 Aug 21:59 collapse

Take some iodine pills before you talk to her.

shneancy@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 17:29 next collapse

Davinci, Einstein, and Skłodowska-Curie

i want to have a walk with Davinci and see how he sees the world

i want to vibe with Einstein and see how well we click (i think he’d be a good friend)

and i want to chillout with Skłodowka-Curie and chat in Polish about stuff

i like science, but i’m nowhere near a level where i could make a conversation about their passions they’d find interesting, so i’m happy to listen and see their mind work

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 23 Aug 17:39 collapse

You don’t get to pick 3. Which is the top one?

shneancy@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 23:16 collapse

oh dang i misread the prompt. hmmm, well, if i can understand Davinci’s Italian then him, if not, then Skłodowska-Curie. though we have many Davinci’s journals time is time, things get misplaced, lost, forgotten, i’d love to know if he’s written something nobody’s ever found. Skłodowska-Curie as amazing as she is has written down all of her work, no mystery there

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 23 Aug 17:43 next collapse

I’d let DaVinci hit my vape

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 23 Aug 17:51 collapse

I’d share a blunt with Sagan.

bhamlin@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 23:06 collapse

With how blitzed he always seemed, I don’t know that any mere mortal could handle what he was rolling…

But also, me too

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 24 Aug 13:22 collapse

My favourite Sagan quote, just for you: mander.xyz/post/36596062

bhamlin@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 14:12 collapse

Delightful

mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org on 23 Aug 18:21 next collapse

Feels like there is an imposter between those eight scientific greats

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 23 Aug 18:30 collapse

Damn pigeonfucker.

mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org on 24 Aug 10:33 collapse

I’m speaking of the elephant killer

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 26 Aug 00:20 collapse

Damn, AC

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 23 Aug 18:31 next collapse

Feynman. Dude must have some crazy stories. Seriously, who cares about science?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev on 23 Aug 18:59 next collapse

Have you ever read his non science books like Surely You’re Joking Mr Feinman? They’re fun.

Cenotaph@mander.xyz on 23 Aug 19:32 next collapse

100%. Not only can he explain all this physics to an idiot like me, he’s got more stories than anybody there

beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com on 23 Aug 19:38 next collapse

Feynman 100% as a man of the scientific community, I love having someone draw ridiculous diagrams to teach even crazier things.

mholiv@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 19:42 next collapse

Why? He was relatively contemporary and lived a pretty normal life relative to most of us compared to the historical figures.

That and he was a mega sexist who made the lives of women in science much worse for literal decades.

youtu.be/TwKpj2ISQAc

outerspace@lemmy.zip on 23 Aug 20:05 next collapse

Good video, knew what it was before clicking haha

4grams@awful.systems on 23 Aug 20:12 collapse

To be frank, if you put Angela on this list my answer would be her a thousand times over. Shes just so damn engaging, love her content.

4grams@awful.systems on 23 Aug 20:10 collapse

Agreed, not the person I respect the most or believe is going to reveal the most truth. But he’s the best one on the list to keep you engaged and entertained for 3 hours.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 19:09 next collapse

clearly leonardo

Fredselfish@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 20:11 next collapse

Tesla, I want to know all he knows.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz on 23 Aug 20:11 next collapse

Feel like I would just disappoint 3 different people. What a cruel thing to bring someone back from the dead for.

Jarix@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:45 collapse

That’s why I went to have Feynman step in for me and I’ll just sit quietly in the corner listening

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 23 Aug 20:20 next collapse

None. I give my spot to someone who wouldn’t waste it.

I can’t speak on their level, and I’m okay with that. I’ve worked around some absolutely amazing geniuses in my career and I’m happy to be the worker bees in the arrangement. I’m no slouch, and I’ve done my own share of really cool stuff, but I wouldn’t waste such an opportunity on me.

Give it to the Steve Baumels, the Tomas Bartas and the Jeff Linds of the world, the unsung bright spots in our tech march forward.

I’ll save everyone a spot at lunch and try to get in on the group photo.

ns1@feddit.uk on 23 Aug 21:19 collapse

This was my first thought as well, sadly I’m probably not clever enough to fully appreciate and understand any of these people. If I’m not allowed to transfer my place then at least I can have some fun telling Da Vinci about planes and stuff

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 25 Aug 18:07 collapse

I spoke with Mr Baumel, socially for instance, on a few occasions.

He carries on two conversations actively, about completely unrelated subjects, and can speak with authority on any of them in turn. And he’s listening to another conversation so if economics of late Sumeria or gauges of railways in Europe vs China get boring to him, he can ditch one and talk about artwork of early Iceland as vikings adapted their style with the change in local materials; or something.

It’s dizzying to hear. He’s just not on our level.

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz on 23 Aug 20:53 next collapse

i would imagine interview with leonardo could help historians quite a lot.

Gustephan@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 20:54 next collapse

Curie three times. Her work was so groundbreaking that she got name recognition on the same level as the rest of them as a woman in the late 1800s. Based on my experiences with modern women in stem, I’d expect she worked way harder to get where she did than any of the rest of them and as such I’d expect her insight to hold a lot more value. I’d pick Pierre too if he was also on the list

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 23 Aug 20:56 next collapse

Leonardo. We both are AuDHD so it’ll be a semi-productive 3 hours.

bazzett@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:08 next collapse

As a biologist, I’m offended that there isn’t Darwin, nor Mayr, nor Lesquereux, nor Jay Gould nor Margulis.

So I take Leonardo. I also like to draw and paint. I would like to say Marie, but unfortunately I’m not immune to radiation.

Crashumbc@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 22:52 collapse

My first thought was Marie pre or post radiation?

Lol

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 23 Aug 21:17 next collapse

Can you give it away ? If so, can you divide the time ?

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:17 next collapse

Are they time traveling to see me, or am I time traveling to see them?

Because if it’s the latter, Hawking on June 28, 2009.

Jarix@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:45 next collapse

Lol

Crashumbc@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 22:51 collapse

Was that his famous time travel party?

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 02:05 collapse

Yes. Would be rude to turn down an invitation.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:34 next collapse

Seems like it will be a one sided conversation. They’re all dead.

Jarix@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 21:43 next collapse

I would like to have a conversation with Leonardo, Newton and Eisntein, but I would like to be an audience member and have Feynman actually have the conversation with them

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space on 23 Aug 21:45 next collapse

Bohr, for sure.
I’ve read Feynman’s biography, which, for the record, I would not recommend to everyone.
But he’s witnessed Einstein and all of these early physics luminaries, and by his memorable account, everybody was in awe of Bohr, and Bohr only.
So I’d like to hear what the ruckus was about.

agavaa@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 09:17 collapse

Why wouldn’t you recommend it to everyone?

MTK@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 22:21 next collapse

I would need like a decade of prep to have any meaningful discussion with any of them 😅

Worx@lemmynsfw.com on 23 Aug 23:29 next collapse

“Hey, I just raised you from the dead to talk to you. Fuck your physics, who’s the smart one now, huh??”

FinalRemix@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 23:29 collapse

See, I’d pick Feynman, and have him teach me bongos.

Pulptastic@midwest.social on 24 Aug 00:14 collapse

He’d teach you sex, the man was a walking hardon.

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 01:38 collapse

wanna see my large hardon collider mmmmm

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Aug 23:20 next collapse

Edison but instead of talking to him, I Rick Roll him for three hours.

Almacca@aussie.zone on 25 Aug 00:54 collapse

Same, but it’d be 3 hours of punching him in the dick.

Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml on 23 Aug 23:32 next collapse

If I wanted three hours of being reminded that I’m not the sharpest tack in the box, I can just go talk to my wife.

lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml on 24 Aug 00:11 next collapse

Feynman hands down also we get to play the bongos

stelelor@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 00:14 next collapse

Feynman, mainly because he was an amazing professor and knows how to talk to people.

Einstein and Newton disliked people, so they would be terrible conversationslists outside their areas of expertise. I think that was true of Leonardo as well. Edison is also out because he was a dick.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 00:49 next collapse

You could absolutely blow leonardo’s mind away with modern knowledge such as “washing hands before performing surgery is good actually”

adhocfungus@midwest.social on 24 Aug 02:22 next collapse

I was going to say Feynman for the same reason. Outside his classes it sounds like the guy was a lot of fun to be around.

Hadriscus@jlai.lu on 24 Aug 05:22 collapse

I liked the part from his autobio where he recounts cracking safes open. Pretty fun stuff indeed. Less so the ones where he invents modern plastic and helps with the atom bomb

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 05:43 next collapse

Yeah I was just reading a book that mentioned something Feynman said and it’s something I feel is true for me as well.

Don’t remember word for word but it was something like “Any subject is interesting if you look deep enough.”

I feel like Feynman and I could have a riveting conversation about knitting for 3 hours even though neither of us are passionate about it.

Those are the people I want to talk to.

Echolynx@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 19:55 collapse

Interesting that he supposedly said that, given how much he dunks on philosophers.

drath@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 07:42 next collapse

Feynman’s way overrated, though. Sure, he was a smart enough guy to land a job on Manhattan project and university prof afterwards, but the only reason people know him are the books written by batshit crazy groupies (he didn’t write any) and based on his elderly ramblings, so none of the stories in those are even remotely true.

j_overgrens@feddit.nl on 24 Aug 16:47 collapse

While not exactly on par with Einstein, Newton or Tesla, he did win a Nobel prize and is considered a luminary quantum physicist.

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 19:19 collapse

Yep, this is the guy who might be able to teach me something. The rest of then would be used to talking to their peers, which I am not.

princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 Aug 00:18 next collapse

Curie, obviously.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 00:26 collapse

But from behind a lead lined window, please

Professorozone@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 00:45 next collapse

Hmmm tough choice. I doubt I would be able to understand DaVinci or Newton. I would prefer to berate Edison. I wouldn’t want Curie to irradiate me. Tesla was awesome but kind of nutty. I didn’t know Enough about Bohr. So probably Feyman or Einstein. I read Feyman’s book so I think I would have a lot to talk about. But I think the win would go to Einstein for me. I just have to know how he came up with it all by just sort of thinking about it. I would hope he would have the best chance of explaining it in a way I could understand. Plus I speak German, so if all else fails we can just talk about spetzle.

krunklom@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 00:58 next collapse

I pick the tenth option: yo momma. Except we don’t talk.

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thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz on 24 Aug 03:08 next collapse

I think Tesla. I want to ask him about a bunch of the rumors and conspiracy theories about him. I’m sure almost all of them are bogus, but I’d love to know.

My son picked Einstein. He’s curious what his last words were.

Adalast@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 04:39 next collapse

God, I literally cannot choose. That list is probably my perfect list of scientific figures in history. Aside from Edison, he can burn in hell.

The only ones I might add would be Goodenough and Gauss.

smeenz@lemmy.nz on 24 Aug 20:01 collapse

Finally, someone with a good enough answer

Nikls94@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 05:09 next collapse

Edit: I misread it. I read it as “you can talk to 3 of these”

Einstein – German and English

Hawking – English

Edison – English

Tesla – Serbocroatic

Curie – Polish

Newton – English

Feynman – English

da Vinci – Italian

Bohr – Danish

I‘d love to see the Tesla, Da Vinci and Einstein - all of them being incredibly smart but no one speaks the Same Language. Heck I think they’ll just switch to Latin to understand each other lol

angrystego@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 05:38 next collapse

Did Tesla speak no second language?

Nikls94@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 06:24 collapse

Oh my bad, he spoke 7 languages. Please add Czech, Hungarian, German, Italian, French and English.

God that man was smart

angrystego@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 06:46 collapse

Oh, wow, so in case of need, he could act as an interpreter for the others!

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 24 Aug 13:11 collapse

Skłodowska-Curie also spoke Russian, French, English and likely German.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 05:13 next collapse

Does this interaction change history? If not, none of them.

Hadriscus@jlai.lu on 24 Aug 05:20 next collapse

Probably Leonardo. I’d love to hear him recount how many models he fucked while wearing his signature bandana

DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 05:39 next collapse

Leonardo.

I have a long held theory based on the history of the Mona Lisa (Being recognized as a genderswapped self portrait he literally entitled “the Happy one” carried around by the artist and gifted to his gay lover after death) that the artist was trans.

I would absolutely love to potentially verify this because the idea that one of the most famous paintings in the world has been a trans gender affirming portrait in plain sight of art historians this whole time with nobody cluing in and writing a proper paper about it - is just kind of the best.

uniquethrowagay@feddit.org on 24 Aug 08:10 collapse

Leonardo seems the most interesting of the bunch.

Artist, scientist, inventor, wizard appearance gay icon all in one package.

Echolynx@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 19:56 collapse

Literally a Renaissance man.

angrystego@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 05:40 next collapse

Where’s Hedy Lamarr?

individual@toast.ooo on 24 Aug 06:35 next collapse

none; boring AF.

khaleer@sopuli.xyz on 24 Aug 06:43 next collapse

None, I do not want tl chat with AI lol

Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net on 24 Aug 06:51 next collapse

How about Tesla and Edison halfway thru I hold down Edison so Tesla can give him an ass whooping.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 07:01 next collapse

Da Vinci, I will show him modern technology and get his opinion. Actually I’d just show him planes and tanks.

demizerone@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 07:17 next collapse

Which one has more therapist training? 😂

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 Aug 07:28 collapse

None said these 3 hours are for free. Actual therapist may still be cheaper ;c

Matriks404@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 07:20 next collapse

Probably the ones which worked in fields that advanced the most. Although I probably would not be able to explain shit.

glitchdx@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 07:28 next collapse

Tesla. let’s talk about the bird.

aramova@infosec.pub on 24 Aug 07:30 next collapse

Carl Sagan

Agent641@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 13:33 collapse

I miss Carl

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 Aug 07:33 next collapse

Tesla, to check on many mysteries (totally not to get actual death ray).

Or maybe Skłodowska-Curie, to get self radiated.

Or Bphr, for beer.

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 Aug 07:35 next collapse

We can get to talk with any of them… like, it is a time machine to transport us into times when they were 5yo at their times? None said what age these persons would be.

Or maybe it is more like necromancy? yes please!

mstrk@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 07:47 next collapse

Leonardo for sure! I want to know if his 4 hour cycle was true and how did he manage to do it. Did it actually helped with his studies, art and inventions?

Ok we can also talk about Mona if we have time.

drath@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 07:49 next collapse

No love for my boy Newton?

ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 07:49 next collapse

“So, did you ever have any plans to build that helicopter thing you drew?”

“Chi sei? Dove sono? Come sono arrivato qui?”

“Sorry, what?”

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 13:24 collapse

You could use a phone to translate what people who speak in modern languages are saying, but I don’t know how well it would translate to and from 15th century Italian.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 07:57 next collapse

So that’s like 3 questions with Hawking.

Fedizen@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 08:00 next collapse

Feynman, he’s the one you can drink a beer with.

Though if I spoke German I would show up for Einsteins last 3 hours.

Lemminary@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 08:28 next collapse

Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science. I’d also probably s his d because he’s technically a dilf. 🫦

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net on 24 Aug 14:12 collapse

Seeing your answer made me go "oh damn, yeah, I can’t believe I didn’t say Turing in my answer (I chose Einstein), because he would definitely be my choice. I must’ve missed that he was on there. After going back up to check the image, I conclude that you cheated, because Turing wasn’t an option :P

I’ll allow it though, because it’s a good answer

Lemminary@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 15:59 collapse

Oh, shoot, I forgot to check the image and went straight into horny goblin mode. Whoops. 😅

woodenghost@hexbear.net on 24 Aug 08:54 next collapse

Definitely not Feynman. He developed his whole public clown persona only to distract from his guilt over participating in mass murder. Curie was (still is) literally too radioactive to safely get anywhere near to. Her remains are sealed in lead. Which of the other ones had least toxic masculinity?

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 09:09 next collapse

Tesla. From what I have heard, he was eccentric ( paranoid possibly? ) so it’d be fun to see if I could get him to think I’m some sort of government agent looking to stop him from doing what he does.

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peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 10:55 next collapse

Newton

SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml on 24 Aug 11:29 next collapse

I wanna talk to Isaac Newton about his wizard alchemy hobby

jol@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 Aug 13:07 next collapse

With Marie Curie but perhaps via zoom.

m33@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 16:38 collapse

I was about to say one of them should be allowed 30h but hell yes

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 Aug 13:16 next collapse

I’d ask nikola tesla three times what he thinks about Tesla using his name for an inferior car that shouldn’t even be a thing.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 13:29 collapse

This guy put my name on his shitty car company??”

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Bloomcole@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 18:58 collapse
randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Aug 13:20 next collapse

The answer is Feynman

Agent641@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 13:32 next collapse

Tesla but I’d just let him talk about Martha the whole time.

TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz on 24 Aug 14:08 next collapse

Why does only “Leonardo” get the first name

Bloomcole@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 19:07 collapse

That’s the full name he had at birth.
He was an illegitimate child, his father, Ser Piero, acknowledged him later so he became Leonardo di ser Piero

“da Vinci” meaning “from Vinci” came later.

So Leonardo is accurate, calling him da Vinci is not

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net on 24 Aug 14:09 next collapse

Probably Einstein, because he seems like an interesting dude beyond his physics. He liked philosophy, for example, and is one of the examples that I invoke when I argue that university level science education should involve more philosophy — Einstein wasn’t an anomaly in this respect, but a good symbol for discussing how the practice of scientists doing philosophy seems to have waned over the 20th century.

He was also pro-socialism, and had sensible takes about how science isn’t a universal solution to stuff, but a specialised tool that is good for some problems but not for others.

Related: those who enjoy long video essays may enjoy this one from an awesome ex-astrophysicist: Einstein Was a Socialist; Should We Care? (1h16m)

Bloomcole@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 18:56 collapse

pro-socialism

Some people really can’t say the C-word.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net on 24 Aug 19:07 collapse

I mean, Socialism and Communism are different things. Regardless of one’s own personal perspective on the matter, it’s certainly plausible that someone could be in favour of socialism, but not communism (I can’t speak to Einstein’s views on communism specifically, given that much of what I know of his political views in this vein comes from his essay “Why Socialism?”. He may well have been a raging commie, but chose Socialism because he was aiming his piece at a particular audience.)

Edit: forgot to close my parentheses

Bloomcole@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 19:33 collapse

(I can’t speak to Einstein’s views on communism specifically, given that much of what I know of his political views in this vein comes from his essay “Why Socialism?”. He may well have been a raging commie, but chose Socialism because he was aiming his piece at a particular audience.)

He already had to leave one country before, it’s probably more him being careful.

The FBI had opened its file on Einstein in 1932, , when he was seeking to immigrate to the United States, with a long report by the Woman Patriot Corporation (WPC), which in its extreme anti-Communism, claimed that Einstein was inadmissible to the country. “Not even Stalin himself,” the WPC charged, “is affiliated with so many anarcho-communist international groups to promote…world revolution and ultimate anarchy, as ALBERT EINSTEIN.”3 The FBI continued to collect everything it could on Einstein’s numerous socialist connections for the remainder of his life.

Couldn’t work on the atomic bomb bcs the military considered him a security risk.
Nobody is going to out themselves as communist in those circumstances

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net on 25 Aug 01:05 collapse

In order to properly comment, I think I’d need to learn more about the differences between socialism and communism as understood when Einstein wrote his essay. I have a good sense of how we understand and use those terms nowadays, but a lot has changed since then in terms of the development of political theories, but also the wider cultural context.

What is clear though is that the essay was a ballsy move, even if Socialism was regarded as less dangerous than communism

moseschrute@lemmy.ml on 24 Aug 14:13 next collapse

Me: So why did you kill the elephant

Edison: AC bad

Tiger666@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 14:27 next collapse

I’ll take Richard Feynman for nine hours please.

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 Aug 14:34 next collapse

Hawking. No chair.

agent_nycto@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 15:03 next collapse

Leonardo to blow his mind and maybe make a time paradox

Tesla to explain to him that he really needs to take some financial advice because it’s not about him, it’s about people using his techniques.

Edison to punch in the face repeatedly for an hour

ragas@lemmy.ml on 24 Aug 16:54 next collapse

Einstein.

He was a generally great guy and had very progressive social views, so it would be fun to talk to him about the current state of the world.

Also a lot of his theories around relativity and theories of quantum physics have been proven recently. It would be amazing to see his mind be blown when he realises both sides were right and what that means for how a theory of everything needs to look like.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 17:18 next collapse

Yeah I’d love to discuss just the world and life with him.

Curie would be fun too.

Keep Newton away from me. And wasn’t hawking on the epstein island?

phx@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 18:45 collapse

As far as ones who actually did things there I’m not sure that Hawking would have even been physically capable at a point where he was famous.

Bloomcole@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 18:54 next collapse

Hawking was such a feminist he didn’t want to see women get on their knees.
And he was so smart he figured out kids don’t have to!

ohulancutash@feddit.uk on 25 Aug 08:29 collapse

Hawking left his wife for his much younger nurse. Then, 20 years later, he left her for another much younger nurse. Proving that not only does nature abhor a vacuum, but that some people are only happy when someone else is doing the sucking.

parricc@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 18:36 collapse

To say he was a generally great guy really overlooks how awful he was to women. He was no doubt brilliant, but he had some very serious character flaws. And unfortunately, he had an echo chamber of peers and a rockstar celebrity status that only worked to reinforce his shitty behavior and backwards views. It’s not super uncommon for brilliant people to be absolutely nightmares on a personal level. Imagine being an absolutely brilliant scientist that gets married only to be completely forbidden from science and the things you love, and then reduced to being a maid for a madman with tons of insanely particular demands.

richardmtanguay@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 16:55 next collapse

Tesla :-)

neuroneiro@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 16:56 next collapse

Everyone but that guy in the bottom right.

What a Bohr…

phx@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 18:47 next collapse

I’d go for Leonardo. The others - while I understand things at a basic level - I’d likely not be able to understand most of their fields.

Maybe Tesla but I’m not sure if the conversation would end up centered around some of the neat science stuff I could grasp or pigeons with laser-eyes …

Echolynx@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 19:49 next collapse

Agreed, Leonardo had that natural sense of curiosity and wonder that I can imagine being completely infectious.

Tweet@feddit.uk on 24 Aug 20:40 collapse

while I understand things at a basic level

… including Italian, right? Otherwise it could be a brief chat.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 22:25 next collapse

I mean it will be three hours either way, even if your are shouting broken Spanish at him.

phx@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 22:50 collapse

Ok… well we are discussing the fictive ability to speak with somebody who is dead. I’m assuming that whatever necromancy/chronomancy is involved included some sort of translation.

Hell, if it’s necromancy then the only thing we might get out of poor Leo is a “cerveeeeeeelli” before he lunges across the table :-)

Bloomcole@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 18:47 next collapse

Who’s gonna tell Tesla what his name stands for now?

Jela@lemmy.today on 25 Aug 07:13 collapse

Tesla would be my answer just to help him sue Musk for using his namesake. I’m petty like that though…

bbb@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 19:35 next collapse

Newton so we could talk about both being life-long virgins.

Shanmugha@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 19:38 next collapse

Really? Only one woman? Marie Curie is my choice

varyingExpertise@feddit.org on 24 Aug 20:27 collapse

3h in a room with her might put you over your annual allowed radiation limit though.

Shanmugha@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 06:54 collapse

True, thanks for the heads-up

GreenShimada@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 20:04 next collapse

Consent?

As if any of these people want to talk to ME for 3 hours?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 04:59 collapse

Maybe Hawkings wheelchair battery died, and you are at the bus stop. What’s he going to do? Say no? See, he would never say no…because of the implication.

laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Aug 21:31 next collapse

Feynman didn’t even write his books

garlicandonions@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 22:23 next collapse

Where’s Von Neumman?!

HereIAm@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 08:02 collapse

We need to get Euler in there as well!

Alloi@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 22:33 next collapse

hawking may try to finger you.

Tinidril@midwest.social on 25 Aug 01:39 collapse

I may let him.

tiredofsametab@fedia.io on 24 Aug 22:40 next collapse

I think Feynman would be interesting based on the videos of him I've seen. It probably also aligns best with where my knowledge is. Einstein is probably too theoretical and too much math I don't know (or have long forgotten in the decades since I learnt it).

I have zero Polish and my French is mostly forgotten so Curie is out, though she would be my second choice of those listed (I don't recall if she spoke English off-hand).

im_me_but_better@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Aug 01:37 collapse

But we have so many “quotes” from Einstein. It would be fun to go one by one asking if he really said that.

Zaptosis@monero.town on 24 Aug 23:13 next collapse

Newton, because he was a revolutionary thinker for his time & it would be most fulfilling to just show him the wonders of the modern world & see the excitement in his eyes. Their all way to smart for me to gain any scientific knowledge of value that others hadn’t already, so might as well make Newtons day & show him some cool stuff.

Tinidril@midwest.social on 25 Aug 01:39 collapse

Newton had massive social adjustment issues and deep religious convictions. I’m not so sure he would react well to the modern world.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 23:22 next collapse

Feynman, he was a blast to listen to

WanderWisley@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 23:24 next collapse

Hawkings, how was Epstein island?

biotin7@sopuli.xyz on 25 Aug 05:02 next collapse

Bohr

Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net on 25 Aug 05:38 next collapse

Feynman because at least he’d talk on my level

JetpackJackson@feddit.org on 26 Aug 02:19 collapse

Tesla or Curie I think