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on 27 Mar 16:02
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Griknog, Z. Fipfip, P. (323.523.1). Purpose built radio collars and ear tags mirrored by study participants social circles. Third Journal of Xeno-biology, 55(2), 3330-3335. doi.org/144.113853352
There was one study I vaguely remember reading of, where tagged birds of a certain species were seen as more desirable mates. So the scientists had to change their tagging style. They’d accidentally invented a new bird fashion.
Maybe they implemented something in the brain to censor the detection of the collars and tags, similarly to how selfie sticks camera automatically remove the stick from pictures.
LOL I’m imagining all those political weirdos lining up to get neuralink implants “because they’ve got nothing to hide” and becoming the very sheep they despise.
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Must be a new fashion trend
Griknog, Z. Fipfip, P. (323.523.1). Purpose built radio collars and ear tags mirrored by study participants social circles. Third Journal of Xeno-biology, 55(2), 3330-3335. doi.org/144.113853352
Preview saved me but nice attempt.
Alien scientists never gonna give you up…
They’ll never let you diwn either…
There was one study I vaguely remember reading of, where tagged birds of a certain species were seen as more desirable mates. So the scientists had to change their tagging style. They’d accidentally invented a new bird fashion.
youtu.be/XZBp0aVQpFU The corporate version is middle manager and company cellphone.
Maybe they implemented something in the brain to censor the detection of the collars and tags, similarly to how selfie sticks camera automatically remove the stick from pictures.
Radiocokkars and Eartags are probably the future of US citizens, but not by aliens. I think more of neuralink, implanted by default on the newborns.
“You are arrested, you have the right to remain silent, as everything you THINK can be used against you”, something like this.
LOL I’m imagining all those political weirdos lining up to get neuralink implants “because they’ve got nothing to hide” and becoming the very sheep they despise.
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That’s a high maintenance lawn. Prefer natural environment in the yard.
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