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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 10 Apr 19:06
https://mander.xyz/post/27938668

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Kolanaki@pawb.social on 10 Apr 19:09 next collapse

The left most study was only conducted because they failed to understand what that reddit post meant by “poop knife.”

motor_spirit@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 19:30 next collapse

the tifu and diy sub posts were absolute gold though

OpenStars@piefed.social on 10 Apr 19:50 next collapse

I think that means that we need to repeat the study then?

For science?

ebolapie@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 00:20 collapse

That one has seven names attached to it

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org on 10 Apr 20:26 next collapse

I am going to look up 3 of those when I get home they sound interesting

xorollo@leminal.space on 11 Apr 02:25 collapse

Let us know how the ovulation cycle impacts tips please.

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org on 11 Apr 04:52 collapse

tl;dr:

Normally cycling participants earned about US$335 per 5-h shift during estrus, US$260 per shift during the luteal phase, and US$185 per shift during menstruation. By contrast, participants using contraceptive pills showed no estrous earnings peak.

Note: the sample was 'professional lap dancers' working at 'gentlemen's clubs', not a smattering of all tipped positions like I was wondering about.

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 05:21 collapse

Sample size was like 18, self reported where they were as far as ovulation (which, yeah, the vast majority of women have no fucking clue) over 60 days.

Someone run this through G*Power for me, Jesus Christ.

Also, humans don’t have ‘estrus.’ This is like basically someone’s weird fetish pretending to be science.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 10 Apr 20:38 next collapse

Could be worse

Could be that paper about masturbating to shota porn

Infynis@midwest.social on 11 Apr 00:15 next collapse

My fiancee learned about that poop knife one in her archaeology class last year

ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 03:40 next collapse

Not me misreading “human feces” as “human faces” 💀

tiredofsametab@fedia.io on 11 Apr 03:52 next collapse

I've seen the stamps thing mentioned before, heh.

JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works on 11 Apr 06:28 next collapse

Hey, I have a book written by the guy of the bottom paper. It’s called “de eendenman(the duck man)” and although he derails really quickly it’s a pretty fun and interesting read. I think he starts talking about penis shorteners halfway through and a guy who is legally dead at some point?

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today on 11 Apr 07:13 collapse

If that’s not a New York Times Best Seller book jacket I don’t know what is!

Agent641@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 07:10 collapse

Hey science, what seems to be the fuck?