The hills are alive with the sound of music! šŸŽ¶šŸŽµ
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 03 May 21:29
https://mander.xyz/post/29281722

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Obi@sopuli.xyz on 03 May 22:12 next collapse

That just makes it all the more beautiful, to be honest.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 03 May 22:16 collapse

and it makes a lot of sense when one thinks of clear cutting in terms of puritanism.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 03 May 22:13 next collapse

And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml on 03 May 22:37 next collapse

Nah its the whole baby, not jizz

It is jizz

mcqtom@lemmy.world on 03 May 23:15 next collapse

Babies are jizz.

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee on 04 May 02:37 collapse

when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 04 May 03:38 next collapse

Millions of little homunculi

superkret@feddit.org on 04 May 04:10 collapse

It’s the only way I can get off.

MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz on 04 May 00:01 collapse

You’re thinking of seeds.

Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin, and is the step before plants produce fruit and seeds.

Hence, jizz.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml on 04 May 01:49 next collapse

You’re so right that ones on me, idk why I said that

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee on 04 May 02:36 next collapse

seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature

mcqtom@lemmy.world on 04 May 05:32 collapse

Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world on 09 May 15:02 collapse

Do we have a /rimjob_steve community somewhere already?

Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee on 04 May 06:03 collapse

Don’t be so hard on yourself Sharkfucker420

GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz on 06 May 12:35 collapse

It’s kind of both

The pollen isn’t the jizz but it produces the jizz

Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com on 04 May 02:41 collapse

I can’t go out in summer cause I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml on 03 May 22:25 next collapse

Or a meal

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 03 May 22:28 next collapse

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trolololol@lemmy.world on 03 May 22:47 next collapse

Or trying to kill each other at lunch time

OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca on 03 May 22:55 next collapse

the sound of millions of animals desperately trying to get laid

And yet when I do it, I’m a pervert and asked to leave the park.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 04 May 01:52 collapse

You need to dress more flamboyantly. Like a peacock.

DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works on 04 May 05:15 collapse

Tehehe, ā€œcockā€!

I’ll show myself out, thank you.

GandalftheBlack@feddit.org on 04 May 01:32 next collapse

This meme implies that birds and insects are not animals

Eiren@lemmygrad.ml on 04 May 06:40 collapse

It’s also just wrong, because quite a lot of mammals and birds use sound for intraspecies communication (a la human language), echolocation is fairly common, feeding and hunting often generate sound… Sound production for mating purposes is a hefty chunk, but the joke here is pretty misleading.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world on 04 May 01:40 next collapse

The hills! They’re alive!!

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 04 May 01:52 next collapse

Sometimes the sound is the animals actually getting laid.

SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social on 04 May 03:15 next collapse

The Girl Who Could Talk to Birds

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 04 May 04:07 next collapse

Some are also like ā€œFuck off, this is my tree!ā€

Lemminary@lemmy.world on 04 May 04:35 next collapse

Well, big same, ya know?

Verito@lemm.ee on 04 May 06:09 next collapse

Birds are generally saying one of two things: ā€œFuck you,ā€ or ā€œFuck me.ā€

hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 05 May 20:13 collapse
woodenghost@hexbear.net on 04 May 08:25 next collapse

Outside of mating season, birds definitely do sing just for fun.

And even in mating season, I wonder if birds really consciously try to ā€œget laidā€ or if they just sing, because it feels like the right thing to do in the moment and then getting laid happens. I mean, some start singing very young. How would they know what it’s for the first time? Not all birds are as smart as crows.

This review paper looks at the motivation for both kinds of singing: intrinsically motivated (just for fun, all year round) and singing that attracts mates. In the latter, it’s unclear, what triggers the motivation. The author supposes, it might be a combination of socially reinforced behavior and the vicinity of a mate, rather then the act of copulation, that triggers the reward.

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 04 May 09:26 next collapse

If you really boil it down, all that any species ever does is in some way an attempt to propagate its genes. We aren’t any different either. The artistic spark that got Davinci to paint the Mona Lisa was there due to such behaviour being an evolutionarily beneficial trait (being good at art increases the social standing of a person and thus increases their chances of reproduction). I don’t want to sound cynical about this because I’m not. That’s just life. It really doesn’t matter. The painting is still beautiful.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 04 May 12:12 next collapse

No, i don’t think there was ever a time where artists had a high social standing because of the art. Not even the greek philosophers we admire today.

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 04 May 18:28 collapse

Fair point, but despite how we as a society treat artists, I still think that the underlying impulse to do art is an attempt to capture the interest and appreciation of others, building social bonds. Rarely is art made without a tought of presenting it to others. This is how art seems to happen with every other species on earth that does it.

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 04 May 13:51 next collapse

I don’t try to propagate my genes ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(ā ćƒ„ā )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 04 May 18:21 collapse

Perhaps not with conscious intent. I suppose even staying alive and contributing to a society still means that you help your relatives pass their genes on. Even gay penguins do this when they adopt an orphaned egg.

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 05 May 15:28 collapse

I don’t even live near any of my relatives, and anyone I would help would be about as related to me as any other human (so, not related). Perhaps in another time period I would’ve helped my tribe, but that is not the society I live in today.

Not that it really matters here, because I have no obligation to help genes.

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 05 May 17:51 collapse

Every other human around you has almost the same genes as you. Just being kind to others is already a tiny contribution to the survival of the species and the genes we share. Pretty sure one would have to be actively suicidial or a Bond villain in order to not to help the genes that survive on with every breath anybody ever takes.

dingus@lemmy.world on 04 May 16:36 collapse

That’s where I’ve always been confused. Every living being wants to propogate their species through innate biological urges and behaviors, whether they realize it or not. Obviously humans recognize these behaviors and are able to choose whether or not to actually have children or to simply act on these urges without procreating (condoms, birth control, etc.). But the innate biological inclinations are still there.

It’s odd for me because I’ve never had these urges or inclinations for sex. Sometimes it makes me feel like I’m not human or something. Because every living being seems to experience this. Even when I discovered the concept of asexuality, I found that a very significant number of these individuals either oddly still had a sex drive or they were sexually traumatized in some way which blocked it. I have never had a sex drive and was never sexually traumatized. I was not a ā€œlate bloomerā€, as I’m in my 30s with the same lack of normal human feelings.

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 04 May 18:35 collapse

It’s not limited to direct reproduction of one’s own genes. Keep in mind that we live in a society. Contributing to that society means helping others of our species (with almost the same genes) pass their genes on. Just being kind to others is already great. You’re valid.

dingus@lemmy.world on 04 May 22:15 collapse

Thank you very much

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world on 04 May 10:50 next collapse

Yes and no. A lot of the sounds are mating calls, but there’s so much more being communicated.

Some sounds are warnings, like when squirrels see a cat and start to chirp. If you watch them, you’ll see them run up a tree and pause upside down on the trunk, chirping an alert to others. Other squirrels in the area will repeat the behavior and amplify the ā€œmessageā€ until the threat (the neighborhood cat) goes away.

Some sounds are intended to trick others. Blue jays mimic the sounds made by birds of prey in order to scare other birds away from their feeding grounds. It works really well - I’ve seen a jay clear a whole flock of starlings from my yard before. He then swooped down and plucked a bunch of worms and bugs from the soil.

There’s probably more, but these are just examples I’ve observed while hanging out on my porch.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 May 12:37 next collapse

honestly i’d expect most sounds to not be mating sounds unless it’s specifically a time of year where most of the animals there are in mating season

i think we humans tend to forget that it’s not very normal to just always be looking to bang, for most animals (and plants even) it’s done very enthusiastically at specific times.

ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee on 05 May 15:05 collapse

Jays in my area well fly around making eagle calls convincing enough to fool plenty humans (myself included). Multiple times I’ve heard that unique shriek and searched the sky for a big bird only to see a cheeky Blue Jay hopping around in a tree 🤣

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 04 May 13:14 next collapse

Yeah, still WAY better than listening to traffic and incessant car noise?

agent_nycto@lemmy.world on 04 May 16:55 next collapse

TIL this waterfalls want to get nasty

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world on 05 May 21:25 collapse

That’s why they’re so wet.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca on 04 May 22:24 next collapse

Enjoy it before Zuck sucks all that water out to cool the computers that bring you Italian brainrot animals and Turbodong 2000 videos.

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world on 05 May 21:26 next collapse

Turbodong 2000

They’re releasing a retro version? Will it say cool catch phrases from a quarter century ago?

NGC2346@sh.itjust.works on 05 May 22:26 collapse

Italian brainrot animals ?? That sounds funny i wanna know what it is

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca on 06 May 02:27 collapse

It was silly and goofy at first but quickly became tiresome. I just wonder if the amount of computing power and resources we throw at such frivolities are worth it.

sqgl@beehaw.org on 05 May 06:14 next collapse

No different to most pop music.

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de on 05 May 21:09 collapse

They should just get tinder accounts and stfu.