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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 16 Aug 14:52
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ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 14:58 next collapse

I’m removing so much plastic, this will make me healthy sips coke from bottle

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml on 16 Aug 15:46 next collapse

sips coke from bottle

I prefer to snort it but you do you

PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 15:50 collapse

Cocaine turns me into a new man.

The trouble is that he wants a line too!

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 16:29 next collapse

So get him one?

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml on 16 Aug 17:10 next collapse

Right? It’s not cool to hold out

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip on 16 Aug 18:31 collapse

Only after confirming he’s in no way related to a Bogart.

saltesc@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 16:31 next collapse

🤦

Fuck’s sake.

Let me get the black mirror so we can have more of this shit .

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml on 16 Aug 17:09 collapse

Well that makes 3 of us then 😠

user224@lemmy.sdf.org on 16 Aug 18:36 collapse

Could be glass bottle.

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 19:47 collapse

There was an article posted recently about those having a surprising amount of microplastics in them as well. It turns out the production line machinery scratches the bottle cap and microscopic fragments make their way into the drink.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca on 17 Aug 01:36 collapse

The surprising thing is that they had more microplastics than the plastic bottle.

technologynetworks.com/…/drinks-in-glass-bottles-…

Hylactor@sopuli.xyz on 16 Aug 15:25 next collapse

If human blood has plastics at a rate of ~ 1.6 µg/mL and a typical volume of blood donated during a whole blood donation is approximately 470-500 mL you’re looking at a reduction in plastics of a cool .0005 grams per donation. That’s 1/40th of a grain of rice!

woelkchen@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 15:35 next collapse

Baby steps

FireRetardant@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 15:39 next collapse

Thats why i donate 3 times a day

InnerScientist@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 15:41 collapse

Too inefficient, I’m just going to pump it all out and start again with fresh blood.

kautau@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 15:46 collapse

The trick is to find a blood boy like Peter Thiel

Deceptichum@quokk.au on 16 Aug 17:36 collapse

Why would I want Peter Thiel as my blood boy?

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 19:49 collapse

Nowhere was it said that you had to give any blood back.

kautau@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 23:37 collapse

Plus you get free experimental life extension drugs and maybe after it’s done your retinas directly interface with Palantir

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 16 Aug 15:48 next collapse

Don’t think of it like that, think of it as 10% of your total blood plastic!

I wonder if doing plasma instead of whole blood is better or worse. Does microplastic stay behind or go back in?

reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net on 16 Aug 15:59 collapse

Damn apparently giving plasma might be better according to this small study of aussie firefighters

cannon_annon88@lemmy.today on 16 Aug 16:16 collapse

Ooh maybe I should donate again. Get some extra cash, get rid of micro plastics. Win win win.

reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net on 16 Aug 16:17 next collapse

Go drinking after for an extra efficient sesh

user224@lemmy.sdf.org on 16 Aug 18:41 collapse

I’d argue it’s better to call it ā€œsellā€ when you get paid to do so.

Just like I am not donating money to Lidl to buy sour gummy worms.

yogurtwrong@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 17:31 next collapse

So you gotta do a full flush when you donate. Got it.

TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Aug 19:47 collapse

why would you use absolute values for something measured in such small quantities? show us the percentage that comes out. or the fraction of the grain of rice associated with kidney / liver damage

grue@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 15:58 next collapse

Medieval-style bloodletting…

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djsaskdja@reddthat.com on 16 Aug 16:27 next collapse

Wait, would this actually work?

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Aug 16:29 next collapse

Yea it really does. It’s the only way we know to get rid of plastic in blood

shneancy@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 17:54 next collapse

how do i know how much plastic is in my blood?

user224@lemmy.sdf.org on 16 Aug 18:36 next collapse

A lot if it looks like rainbow.

Lightor@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 19:49 next collapse

Weigh it

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Aug 23:57 collapse

Well supposedly there’s enough in the tissue in your brain to make a credit card or a plastic disposable spoon depending on what article you read

If you want an actual answer, there is blood work you can have done to determine that. Veritasium did a video on it recently

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone on 16 Aug 17:57 next collapse

Some recent study also found that mucilaginous fiber binds with PFAS the same way that it binds with cholesterol to keep the body from absorbing it. PFAS already in your system is believed to be reintroduced to your digestive system through bile excretion, some binds with the fiber and leaves your system, the rest is absorbed.

If you don’t eat a lot of food with mucilage, the main ingredient in Metamucil has mucilaginous fiber, as the name suggests.

The study author in the interview I read emphasized it wasn’t like ā€˜take fiber for a few months and PFAS is all gone,’ she and her husband just incorporated a mucilage supplement into their diets because of how prevalent it is in the environment.

RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Aug 18:18 collapse

Got link any chance? Would help me in telling my friends and loved ones to take poop pills with me because of the plastic in bodies (I’ll take my poop polls with or without a link just because I like the cut of your jib)

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone on 16 Aug 18:26 collapse

I don’t think this was the exact article I read, but here’s another discussing the research: https://www.uml.edu/news/stories/2025/pfas-detox.aspx

RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Aug 18:29 collapse

May the wind always be against your back now and always! Thank you

Little8Lost@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 22:18 next collapse

Does this also mean woman after their period have less plastic?

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Aug 23:59 collapse

Yes. Also during pregnancy. A lot of it is diverted to the fetus

Little8Lost@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 13:26 collapse

so babies have already a high amount of plastics pre-birth?

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Aug 17:28 collapse

Yep! It’s also a great way for the mom to remove some lead from her system. It ends up in the babies’ teeth

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 17 Aug 13:54 collapse

Keeping in mind that you’re getting rid of the plastic in your blood by getting rid of her blood

ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net on 16 Aug 18:35 next collapse

Technically, sure, it would reduce the microplastics in your body, but they’re everywhere in your body, so it wouldn’t be by a significant amount.

vodka@feddit.org on 16 Aug 19:39 next collapse

I does! It also reduced heavy metal levels.

Thankfully the bad type that shouldn’t be your blood, and not the cool type that should be playing on your speakers.

MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca on 17 Aug 00:33 collapse

Only if your exposure in the future is less than in the past. Otherwise it will just go back up again. And considering plastic use is going up, you would have to use air filters and avoid micro plastics as much as possible.

WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works on 17 Aug 03:35 collapse

so it works, because in any case there will be less than otherwise would be

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Aug 16:53 next collapse

And PFAS!

squalless@reddthat.com on 16 Aug 22:40 collapse
Haarukkateroitin@sopuli.xyz on 16 Aug 17:13 next collapse

So everybody wins?

scarilog@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 00:54 collapse

Well, not the person in need that’s getting transfusions of blood filled with microplastics.

L1to@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 03:20 collapse

I mean the person that is taking in the blood has already lost blood and the plastic within as a prerequisite. So, at the end, they should stay within the same amount of blood plastic as before.

scarilog@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 03:51 collapse

I know haha was just joking

mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org on 16 Aug 18:12 next collapse

Bad news: Todays needles are coated in PFAS to make punctions more painless.

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone on 16 Aug 18:29 next collapse

As someone who takes a weekly shot, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME 😭

Uuugh I don’t want to switch to daily gel or patches, it’s such a pain in the ass.

mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org on 16 Aug 18:53 next collapse

Unfortunately no. Afaik even regular exposition is (for now) considered relatively harmless, with medical professionals bearing the highest risk.

JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Aug 21:08 next collapse

NOT REGEX NOOOO

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 17 Aug 00:37 collapse

Regex won’t hurt you hehehehehehahahahhahshshrhehahaggdbdhegsjskmdnrisk

moseschrute@lemmy.ml on 17 Aug 02:29 next collapse

Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp.

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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works on 17 Aug 05:36 collapse

Wow, that was glorious!

RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com on 16 Aug 23:44 collapse

Exposure*?

Noodle07@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 08:29 collapse

I thought the injection would be the one that is a pain in the ass šŸ¤”

ronigami@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 02:00 next collapse

whose fucking goddamn idea was that

SuperIce@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 06:30 collapse

That’s kinda misleading though. Large molecule PFAS are harmless to us (Teflon for example). It’s the small molecule PFAS are dangerous and those aren’t really used for any kind of non-stick surfaces.

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 17 Aug 13:24 next collapse

What are they used for

Revan343@lemmy.ca on 17 Aug 19:25 collapse

They’re part of the waste of producing non-stick coatings. So you aren’t exposed to them by the needle or your Teflon frying pan or the Teflon tape in your plumbing, you’re exposed to them by the Teflon plant dumping their waste in the river, legally or otherwise

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 17 Aug 23:12 collapse

Which kinda PFAS do they use for hydrophobic coatings

icelimit@lemmy.ml on 18 Aug 06:53 collapse

Apparently the small ones.

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 15:13 collapse

I’ve never really looked into this, do you have any good sources you recommend looking at?

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Aug 18:36 next collapse

whatever it takes to get you to donate

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Aug 22:56 next collapse

Donating my microplastics to people in need.

doingthestuff@lemy.lol on 17 Aug 00:45 next collapse

Does ejaculation remove micro plastics? Asking for a friend.

rbm4444@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 02:43 next collapse

.A friend used to donate blood when he had sex with a random girl, he said that if he contracted HIV, they would contact him.

Noodle07@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 08:28 collapse

That’s pretty bad

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 17 Aug 13:53 collapse

Also wouldn’t work.

Interesting that someone would downvote that.

Noodle07@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 16:31 next collapse

🤷

Patches@ttrpg.network on 17 Aug 17:34 next collapse

Why not?

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 17 Aug 18:55 collapse

Incubation periods and rampant illegality and unethical behavior resulting in anyone that deserves to live in the first place shooting themselves in the head out of shame.

rbm4444@lemmy.world on 20 Aug 21:41 collapse

Well, I wasn’t supporting it. It’s pretty stupid of him, including regarding the incubation time, as someone already said below.

HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 05:52 next collapse

I’m doing the same, but for PFAS

SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 17:38 collapse

What about those who sell their seeds regularly?