Viva la Revolucion (becomes cancer)
from SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 18 May 09:06
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/44560699

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koper@feddit.nl on 18 May 09:34 next collapse

My body is an autonomous collective. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical biological ceremony.

cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 May 10:02 next collapse
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works on 18 May 10:38 next collapse

Bloody peasant!

WanderingThoughts@europe.pub on 18 May 11:30 collapse

We’re only pretending to be in control. It’s like being the spokesperson for an organisation trying to explain what all the different departments came up with. But on the other hand, if the spokesperson makes s compelling argument, the rest might fall in line.

roguetrick@lemmy.world on 18 May 10:14 next collapse

All governments are fundamentally homeostatic but prone to sudden decompensation due to the various feedback loops they contain going wild after a certain threshold is reached. A sufficient external insult can overcome this homeostasis of course, just like underlying cancer, dysfunctional regulatory system, or an auto-immune disorder can. But it will still attempt to compensate until the system breaks down.

MTK@lemmy.world on 18 May 11:01 next collapse

Rule by fear. You do have the power to kill them all, make some threats.

DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world on 18 May 13:48 next collapse

We meet again, MTK, for the first time, for the last time…

atomicorange@lemmy.world on 18 May 20:07 next collapse

That’s why drinking cures my depression. I kill a few brain cells to keep the rest in line.

BlueKey@fedia.io on 19 May 10:33 collapse

That's the motto of Natural Killercells.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 18 May 12:41 next collapse

My body contains several warring factions, each with their own agendas, each conspiring to undermine the other.

Why just last night my hand kept forcing my mouth and liver to process lethal amounts of alcohol, and all the other factions just stood by and did nothing. I believe the brain even cheered, and I wept for I was at their complete mercy.

BossDj@lemm.ee on 18 May 14:36 collapse

There’s an organization that is demanding immediate action to combat body change. All evidence points to regions growing larger than they should, and while some can look in the mirror and straight up deny anything is wrong, most are too set in their ways to change their habits. Some scream that it’s a mental health issue, but they won’t invest time to correct that, either, those hypocrites

mrbubblesort@lemmy.world on 18 May 13:56 next collapse

My cells know better than to start any shit. They saw what I did to the appendix when he started acting up.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz on 18 May 14:20 next collapse

I drown mine with alcohol when they start acting up. Oh you think you can kill me? Well watch me take you fuckers with me!

jet@hackertalks.com on 18 May 15:58 collapse

I’ll drink to that

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 18 May 14:26 next collapse

My cells are governed by light level… mostly.

Zenith@lemm.ee on 18 May 16:05 next collapse

Honestly if you actually accept and embrace this and start treating your body better because you realize it’s actually in charge and taking care of it takes care of you life gets a lot better

Malgas@beehaw.org on 18 May 17:19 next collapse

I thought I was an autonomous collective.

Dagwood222@lemm.ee on 18 May 17:31 next collapse

[off topic?]

bookshop.org/p/books/…/6779499?ean=9780441359172&…

I Will Fear No Evil by Robert Heinlein.

An old man’s brain is transplanted into a young woman’s body. When he wakes up he discovers that she’s still in there…

hummy_bee@mander.xyz on 18 May 17:35 next collapse

My neuro cells now are on the brink of rebellion

dil@hexbear.net on 18 May 18:23 next collapse

This might be the bit already, but I unironically think the body is a great metaphor for how society should run!

E.g. different cells have different specializations, but every cell gets the nutrients it needs.

Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world on 18 May 19:07 next collapse

Autoimmune diseases: ‘off with her head!’

transMexicanCRTcowfart@lemmy.world on 18 May 19:38 next collapse

I’m being held hostage by the cells’ survival instinct.

Almacca@aussie.zone on 18 May 22:08 next collapse

My body is revolting!

ewo@lemmy.sdf.org on 19 May 02:36 collapse

Gonna write itself a Magna Carta!

andybytes@programming.dev on 19 May 04:12 collapse

I really like this hahaha