It's coming
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz on 28 Jan 14:00
https://lemmy.world/post/24836623

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ekZepp@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 14:06 next collapse

[Mushroom global hive-mind] : “Good, good. It’s all going according to plan”

Sergio@slrpnk.net on 28 Jan 14:09 next collapse

Mushroom Robot Army vs OpenAI Robot Army… whose side are you on?

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 14:18 next collapse

Humans lose anyway.

nichtburningturtle@feddit.org on 28 Jan 14:29 collapse

Glory to the human-mushroom-hybrids.

captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 28 Jan 15:10 next collapse

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

thefartographer@lemm.ee on 28 Jan 15:15 collapse

A mushroom overlord sounds like a fungi

qarbone@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 17:07 collapse

You just voluntered to be mulch for the spore beds.

thefartographer@lemm.ee on 28 Jan 18:09 collapse

I’m proud to serve our benevolent leaders

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works on 29 Jan 03:10 next collapse

Mushroom Intelligence vs AI vs Humanity is the RTS I didn’t know I wanted

someacnt@sh.itjust.works on 29 Jan 03:35 collapse

Ngl, it would be good to have 40k orc army (fungi-infected super soldiers) on our side. That is, if siding with orc is ever possible.

NONE_dc@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 14:12 next collapse

This wasn’t the type of GYO adaptation I was expecting…

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de on 28 Jan 14:21 next collapse

Making the dystopia less boring one step at a time.

zante@slrpnk.net on 28 Jan 14:24 next collapse

Well, there’s no easy way to introduce this, so I’ll just get to it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uWNAX2DlmTI&pp=ygUdYXR0YWNr…

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 15:27 collapse

MATANGO!

dogsnest@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 14:30 next collapse

Yet another scary mushroom dick.

Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works on 28 Jan 14:31 next collapse

Anyone who has seen mushrooms grow and multiply knows this is some next level scary shit

alzymologist@sopuli.xyz on 28 Jan 14:48 next collapse

Vangers 2.0

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 28 Jan 15:22 next collapse

Cue the Jurassic Park quote we all know, but for some reason is constantly ignored.

sunoc@sh.itjust.works on 28 Jan 15:37 next collapse

Anyone got the DOI? I promise I won’t build a small swarm of wheeled mushrooms.

[edit]: Found it! doi.org/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

goldenbug@fedia.io on 28 Jan 17:22 collapse

But you didn't promise anything about arachnic legs!

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 16:30 next collapse

I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time a fungus used the body of something else to get to where it needs to go.

21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com on 28 Jan 16:39 next collapse

Neat.

HerrVorragend@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 17:08 next collapse

Wait until they give mushrooms the ability to talk and they call us ugly meatbags and future soil.

neatobuilds@lemmy.today on 28 Jan 22:56 next collapse

My shroom trip vision made me believe that we are just a seed to spread spores and how that is why humankind loves exploring and burying each other in the ground. I also went into the afterlife where my mind connected to the underground network of mycelium and I could see all past memories of people that died and were connected. Before the vision though was the worst experience ever and I won’t do it again

HerrVorragend@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 05:18 collapse

Wow! Very interesting experience I bet! After such an event, I am sure that your outlook on life (and death) changes quite a bit.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 28 Jan 23:20 collapse

Is it strange that I’m less concerned about mushrooms being able to talk than I am about mushrooms being able to see us?

Crashumbc@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 17:26 next collapse

What was that 70s movie?

Night of triffels? Or something?

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk on 28 Jan 17:32 next collapse
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 00:21 collapse

Night of truffles will be the parody version

WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 01:13 collapse

Getting revenge on those pigs for digging up their cousins.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 28 Jan 18:05 next collapse

There’s something heartwarming about using the human ability to use technology to overcome limitations to help another species.

Colalextrast@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 21:06 collapse

Thats basically the premise of the Uplift series by David Brin

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 28 Jan 21:31 next collapse

Cool, it can run for US President next if that’s still a thing.

CulturedLout@lemmy.ca on 28 Jan 22:18 next collapse

Aroo!

WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 01:12 next collapse

Well, the current president already has a mushroom dick

JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz on 29 Jan 13:52 collapse

Actually, mycellium is probably very highly inteligent, if big enough, so it would probably be either great or terrible for humans.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org on 28 Jan 23:04 next collapse

How long until we can play doom on mushrooms?

MrShankles@reddthat.com on 29 Jan 00:18 next collapse

How long until mushrooms can play doom on people?

Chakravanti@monero.town on 29 Jan 01:13 collapse

Right now. On you for ignoring that it started happening before we existed.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 00:23 next collapse

You can play it on gut bacteria, so it seems possible.

b7c431d1823d@lemmynsfw.com on 29 Jan 01:44 next collapse

How long until mushrooms can play Doom?

Revan343@lemmy.ca on 29 Jan 03:28 collapse

I can play doom on mushrooms any time I want

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 23:15 next collapse

Would anybody like some toast?

roguetrick@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 23:23 next collapse

Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.

PowerPuffKat@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 23:35 next collapse

You do have a wonderful way with words!

myrrh@ttrpg.network on 29 Jan 00:43 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://ttrpg.network/pictrs/image/a15e91a6-a3dd-4ee6-bb5c-b2f398960931.jpeg">

kender242@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 01:29 collapse

Juffo-Wup is the power of life… hot warmth in the cold Void. It flows through all things, binding them together, making them one. You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand.

GooberEar@lemmy.wtf on 29 Jan 01:29 collapse

It’s a meme pic, so I’m just wildly gesticulating and making giant assumptions here: I doubt it’s the “mushroom” fruiting body that’s doing anything in this research. It’s almost certainly the mycelium or we’re dealing with something like slime molds or yeast which don’t produce mushrooms at all.

Yes I made this comment without reading the rest of the thread or hunting down the story. Sue me.

roguetrick@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 03:48 collapse

Yeah the reality is they essentially used mycelium as nerve fibers, but I was riffing on the headline. There was also certainly no learning going on. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world on 28 Jan 23:55 next collapse

So, this is real. Very cool.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 00:15 next collapse

A fungus among us, how novel

superkret@feddit.org on 29 Jan 01:19 collapse

I bet he’s a fungi.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 01:26 collapse

At least a good spore to hang out with

0ops@lemm.ee on 29 Jan 02:24 collapse

You know, if they fit the mold

baltakatei@sopuli.xyz on 29 Jan 00:19 next collapse

Trust the Fungus.” –Luigi

Rusty@lemmy.ca on 29 Jan 00:26 next collapse

Let’s just hope that that fungus won’t start worshipping Gork and Mork any time soon.

iSeth@lemmy.ml on 29 Jan 02:48 collapse
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 03:52 next collapse

Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.

Corno@lemm.ee on 29 Jan 04:05 collapse

It’s all fun and games until we’re overrun by cybernetic goombas.