here there be lions
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 26 Aug 18:16
https://mander.xyz/post/36740508

#science_memes

threaded - newest

Diddlydee@feddit.uk on 26 Aug 18:26 next collapse

Lion: I wouldn’t be where I am without my ladies.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org on 26 Aug 18:26 next collapse

ass

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 18:57 next collapse

Butt

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works on 26 Aug 19:03 collapse

Hindquarters, even.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 26 Aug 19:17 next collapse

You’ve gone too far!

ceenote@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 19:24 next collapse

Tush?

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io on 26 Aug 19:33 collapse

Posterior too.

AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world on 28 Aug 08:49 collapse

Ass.

radix@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 18:29 next collapse

“I’m a lone wolf.”

OK, so you’re too useless and/or immature to pull your own weight among your group and they kicked you out?

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io on 26 Aug 19:06 next collapse

“I’m an Alpha male”

Ah, you’re so stressed, scared and disconnected from your community that you resort to intimidation and violence in some desperate grasp at self respect?

SandmanXC@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 19:11 collapse

Yes I do, but only at my own expense.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 26 Aug 19:44 collapse

Lone wolves are usually sick or unwell … and have usually been made to leave the group because they are a threat … and often are desperate and dangerous because they have to survive on their own which is near impossible and they won’t last very long until they can find a group that will accept them.

Nougat@fedia.io on 26 Aug 18:34 next collapse

https://fedia.io/m/BioLion

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Aug 18:35 next collapse

Also male lions spend an absurd portion of the day sleeping, and leave most of the work for the females

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca on 26 Aug 18:51 next collapse

That’s the dream.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 18:57 next collapse

Feminism has failed in its goal in making me into a house husband who plays vidja all day long while the dishwasher and washing machine do half my work.

OrganicMustard@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 22:41 collapse

Same, I could just have to receive my wife with a glass of whiskey and a pussy munching

flora_explora@beehaw.org on 28 Aug 08:09 collapse

Actually that’s not true, male lions are usually hunting alone and in dense vegetation. Newer studies show that male lions actually hunt as much prey as female lions! It’s just harder for us to track that.

tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Aug 19:28 next collapse

Maybe not the lions? Unless you think men fighting over harems of women is cooperation.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 26 Aug 19:32 collapse

Juvenile male lions have a bro thing going on. Like Disney’s Lion King but with more lions.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works on 26 Aug 19:36 next collapse

Ass

darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Aug 19:54 next collapse

What the fuck is bad::s supposed to mean!?

[deleted] on 26 Aug 20:04 next collapse

.

smeg@feddit.uk on 26 Aug 22:58 collapse

I think bad::5 is IPv6

sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Aug 22:49 next collapse

“my wife chews on my balksack when I can’t keep up with her sexual appetite. this is a cry for help”

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 23:00 collapse

It be that way sometimes (most times)

TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml on 27 Aug 20:04 next collapse

Obviously ants, bees and hornets are way more cooperative animals.

TwilightKiddy@programming.dev on 28 Aug 00:46 next collapse

There is a category of Russian memes known as “волчьи мемы” (literally “wolf’s memes”) where you have a picture of a wolf, often distorted, put some cliche edgy text on it, but swap some words to make it into something hilarious.

Examples

That who is that is that
Others are not that
<img alt="" src="https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/6b342184-a329-4af8-9b16-0d1cc9da02a6.png"> Entrance is entrance
and exit is an entrance
in the other direction
<img alt="" src="https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/04b0274b-e94b-467c-8ddb-a8e1cfe48244.png"> At home among his own,
A stranger among strangers
<img alt="" src="https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/65e03afc-aa32-4ed3-8493-3f9e68d29992.png">

AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world on 28 Aug 08:51 next collapse

And dragons, but they tend to have a confusing energy that makes you question if they have a quiet, submissive side.

pinchy@lemmy.world on 28 Aug 09:07 next collapse

Psychologically accurate lion meme: “As a narcissistic wacko I yearn for a strictly hierarchical system, and I deserve to be at the top of it”

Tiger666@lemmy.ca on 28 Aug 09:37 next collapse

You forgot the word fascist. They are also fascists. All these alpha male wanna be’s are all fascists.

pinchy@lemmy.world on 28 Aug 10:33 collapse

Yep, the Venn diagram for this would certainly be gloomy. Would also have a decent overlap with the “longing for a zombie apocalypse in which I would totally be the leader everyone obeys”-folks.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 29 Aug 09:14 collapse

you want an apocalypse because you want to be a feudal lord
i want an apocalypse because i want to be part of a tightly-knit local community in a world without rich people governing everything

we are not the same

AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world on 28 Aug 09:48 next collapse

To be fair, I’ve met some cool-ass lions that were just hypnotized by Nala’s bedroom eyes.

Soup@lemmy.world on 28 Aug 13:30 collapse

“Also, I will talk about how great I am but the women will do most of the work.”

Edit: actually I just learned that the males hunt as well, more than we thought, but it’s unlikely these people know this fact.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 28 Aug 12:50 collapse

Be like a Capibara, don’t give a fuck

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/3da6fbb8-7a79-482e-93cc-39d2d5c8b14e.png">