Hotdog for Scale
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 30 Apr 20:19
https://mander.xyz/post/29082114

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cm0002@lemmy.world on 30 Apr 20:40 next collapse

A deadipede if I ever see one

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 30 Apr 22:20 collapse

noooo it just wants to fertilize your hotdogs it didn’t do anything wrong

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 30 Apr 20:52 next collapse

That centipede is hung

dohpaz42@lemmy.world on 30 Apr 21:05 next collapse

Is that a hotdog or are you just happy to see me? 🥹😍

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 30 Apr 21:57 next collapse

Yes

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 03 May 10:56 collapse

let’s do a taste test to find out, nomnom
tom and jerry scream

nexguy@lemmy.world on 01 May 01:53 collapse

You aint kidding… HUNGry

Una@europe.pub on 30 Apr 21:11 next collapse

That’s not centipede, I counted only 17x2=34 legs! Its thirtyfour-pede

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 30 Apr 21:30 next collapse

This guy pedes!

steal_your_face@lemmy.ml on 01 May 08:09 collapse

This guy pedos

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 01 May 08:46 collapse

Calm down Elon

Akasazh@feddit.nl on 01 May 09:19 collapse

Well, to be fair, a centurion commanded les than one hundred people…

unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml on 01 May 10:30 collapse

And no such century lasted for a century either.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 30 Apr 22:25 next collapse

Scolopendra subspinipes

…the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.

…it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States…

I think it’s actually Scolopendra alternans because the one pictured has only 4 segments on it’s antennae, but subspinipes has many.

Scolopendra alternans is a species group found in the whole Caribbean island and northern South America, with the Florida population reevaluated as a distinct species Scolopendra longipes.[1] They have also been reported as far north as Georgia.

Zip2@feddit.uk on 30 Apr 22:32 next collapse

Is it a hot dog when it’s neither cooked or in a bun??

TwentySeven@lemmy.world on 30 Apr 23:24 next collapse

Yes. You are describing a sandwich, not a hot dog.

Zip2@feddit.uk on 01 May 10:23 collapse

Nope. That’s just an uncooked sausage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_dog

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net on 01 May 01:35 collapse

Depending on your definition of ‘bun’, the centipede could be the bun here.

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 01 May 05:42 collapse

Needs more fur to be a bun.

EvilBit@lemmy.world on 01 May 01:30 next collapse

Knowledgeable identification of an insect arthropod from the photo with cited reasoning: nice.

Dick joke : 4x the upvotes.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 01 May 07:49 collapse

It’s not an insect.

EvilBit@lemmy.world on 01 May 21:47 collapse

Corrected. One pedant point awarded.

RubberElectrons@lemmy.world on 01 May 02:21 next collapse

Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.

Where the what the fuck??m

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee on 03 May 17:36 collapse

The car was alive?

RubberElectrons@lemmy.world on 03 May 19:16 collapse

Yes. Haven’t you read Stephen king’s From a Buick 8?

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca on 01 May 02:43 next collapse

Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can’t even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 01 May 08:15 next collapse

Like the stretched limo of a beetle. But also with the most horriblist type of spider legs

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works on 01 May 11:32 next collapse

Imagine how they’d all feel making purchase on your soft throat tissue as it forces its way down your throat

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca on 01 May 15:05 collapse

I saw a video once of a giant centipede devouring a live mouse, and it still fucks with me every time I think of it. I still remember that mouse’s eyes.

frigidaphelion@lemmy.world on 01 May 11:34 collapse

🤓uhm ackhtually centipedes are not insects but are members of a different group of arthropods called Myriapods, along with everyone’s favorite detritivores the millipedes

edit for additional infodumping: their venom injecting apparatuses are modified legs called forcipules or toxicognaths, and they are the only known animal with such features.

CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world on 01 May 14:27 collapse

My favorite myriapod is Arthropleura. Imagine a millipede the length of a car!

xorollo@leminal.space on 01 May 20:25 next collapse

Have you ever gotten to see one IRL?

CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world on 01 May 22:42 collapse

Not yet!

_cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 01 May 22:23 next collapse

no, I don’t think I will.

El_Scapacabra@lemm.ee on 02 May 10:03 next collapse

Thanks for making me google that ;_;

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world on 02 May 11:16 collapse

“Arthropleura (Greek for ‘jointed ribs’) is an extinct genus…”

Thank fuck

Hikermick@lemmy.world on 01 May 03:09 next collapse

Looks like a dick with a toupe

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 01 May 03:13 collapse

ur a dick with a toupe

Hikermick@lemmy.world on 01 May 03:18 collapse

No I’m a dick with a full head of flowing lovely hair

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 01 May 11:28 next collapse

Hmm… very mammalian.

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world on 02 May 11:11 collapse

Thank you for reminding me that Lemmy needs a “Fierce Flow” community, for men with long hair to celebrate their amazing locks.

Nounka@lemmy.world on 01 May 08:50 next collapse

Not a clue… But it is his hotdog/sossage/wiener now.

JokeDeity@lemm.ee on 01 May 10:57 next collapse

The kind that killed an idiot mukbang streamer in China.

snailboy@lemm.ee on 01 May 15:38 next collapse

For a second I thought this said “Hotdog for Sale”.

No, I would not purchase it.

Comment105@lemm.ee on 01 May 19:52 next collapse

Gicho is a delicacy, you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it.

AeonFelis@lemmy.world on 01 May 22:06 collapse

I’m more worried about that thing turning up my nose.

Comment105@lemm.ee on 01 May 22:39 collapse

It’s cooked to a perfect crisp, you have nothing to worry about.

AeonFelis@lemmy.world on 01 May 22:06 collapse

I do understand why they want to sell it thought.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 01 May 19:31 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/5879c129-b743-4497-98d5-9cd0af11327b.jpeg">

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net on 02 May 10:27 next collapse

A wild false eyelash appears

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 03 May 04:59 collapse

House centipedes are entirely harmless. I would be happy and honored to see one skittering around in my home. They eat harmful things.

WhatSay@slrpnk.net on 01 May 20:20 next collapse

That’s an exotic condiment

isame@hexbear.net on 01 May 22:02 next collapse

No, hot dog for centipede. It can fucking have it.

Godric@lemmy.world on 01 May 22:08 next collapse

Wow I sure don’t like that:(

Hupf@feddit.org on 02 May 09:57 next collapse

Not my proudest fap.

mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org on 02 May 10:12 collapse

That’s a scalopendra, very venomous.