Cetaceans
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 06 Dec 21:16
https://mander.xyz/post/21607065

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thejml@lemm.ee on 06 Dec 21:39 next collapse

Verified. It’s on the table entry for en.wikipedia.org/…/Tamanend's_bottlenose_dolphin

kamenlady@lemmy.world on 07 Dec 01:05 next collapse

Approved and vetted.

It’s official.

lengau@midwest.social on 07 Dec 12:24 collapse

The current page contains two [cetacean needed] blocks, one of which is Tamanend’s bottlenose dolphin. The other is Deraniyagala’s beaked whale.

However, neither of those is the one in the picture, which shows the cetacean in question living in the coastal waters of South America. I believe this is Burmeister’s porpoise, which now has a fairly disappointing image attached.

tetrachromacy@lemmy.world on 07 Dec 00:06 next collapse

Not pictured: The dynamic and eternal back-and-forth in the comments section of that article where Wikipedia purist nerds do battle with Wikipedia’s cadre of silly gooses.

Purists hate that “cetacean” is used here and feel that the silly gooses are diluting the information on Wikipedia for a pun. They also complain that visitors to that page will be confused by the term, and that it will cause the social credit of Wikipedia as a whole to wane in the eyes of the world.

The gooses want the purist nerds to take a chill pill. I’m with the gooses. If the purists knew how often scribes in ancient times doodled pointless things like mounted snail combat and wildly exaggerated dick drawings on illuminated manuscripts then I’d presume they’d be okay with allowing a minor joke like this one, but I guess you can’t please everyone.

SARGE@startrek.website on 07 Dec 00:28 next collapse

Humans never change.

Romans carved and painted grafitti on plenty of things over the centuries they were around.

Let the silly gooses be goofy goobers, I say. Maybe humans in 1500 years will have a chuckle.

nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br on 07 Dec 15:03 next collapse

That if Wikipedia survives 1500 years. Digital media tends to be much more fragile than traditional ones in that aspect.

Well, that if we survive 1500 years, but I’ll let that for another discussion.

gens@programming.dev on 08 Dec 05:22 collapse

Fun fact: you can download the whole wikipedia and use it offline.

nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br on 08 Dec 13:51 collapse

But how long will your storage media last? Will the technology required to read it still be available in 1500 years?

blazeknave@lemmy.world on 07 Dec 16:16 collapse

Mmmerican, first time in Europe, in Brussels, graffiti all over centuries old statues. Like wtf?? Right… there shit is just this shit, so it’s where they do their shit

callyral@pawb.social on 07 Dec 15:15 collapse

Also (a picture of) a cetacean is literally needed.

Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 07 Dec 07:45 next collapse

Is this a pun ? I don’t get it.

lemon@sh.itjust.works on 07 Dec 07:54 next collapse

It’s a play on ‘citation needed’ Because cetacean (sih-TAY-shun) sounds like citation (sigh-TAY-shun)

psud@aussie.zone on 10 Dec 18:36 collapse

You must pronounce cetacean very differently to me

tautalas@lemmy.world on 07 Dec 07:55 next collapse

“Citation needed”

Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 07 Dec 08:31 collapse

Ooooh OK. I feel stupid.

woodenghost@hexbear.net on 07 Dec 10:22 next collapse

It sounds similar to [citation needed], which is often used on Wikipedia.

zagaberoo@beehaw.org on 07 Dec 12:42 collapse

It’s a play on [citation needed].

synae@lemmy.sdf.org on 07 Dec 08:56 collapse

Needs more saddam