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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 14 Jul 18:38
https://mander.xyz/post/34002818

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logicbomb@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:08 next collapse

Why don’t people read before they respond?

It takes a small fraction of the time and effort, and they still have to read the responses to their comment to get the benefit.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:15 next collapse
Kabaka@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Jul 20:53 collapse

The joke is that they know it is an egg. The user, somewhat like myself, is clearly trans, and “egg” means something important to the trans community. The extra question marks and the “:3” set the rest of the humorous/teasing tone. The post on here is itself the same kind of subtle meme, with the post text just saying, quite plainly: egg.

I imagine this wouldn’t be intuitive or amusing unless you’re really in the loop.

lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com on 14 Jul 21:16 next collapse

So, unrelatable & mildly infuriating? Cool.

jaybone@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 23:29 next collapse

egg

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Jul 23:51 collapse

Haha, classic

Etterra@discuss.online on 15 Jul 04:27 collapse

As an outsider I can say that I didn’t even know that was a trans reference. I hadn’t linked their trans status with the joke because that’s not my arena and there’s zero context clues. So I read it literally.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:16 next collapse

Is it a young Chicken?

robocall@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:18 next collapse

This is how I eat eggs too

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 19:24 next collapse

I dont get how snakes breathe

Edit: yes I do now

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/9a44a10f-ae73-4df6-b359-ef937780f3d1.jpeg">

His lungs apparently are somehow just warping around it

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 19:58 next collapse

That’s interesting, I’m having a hard time picturing their diaphragm.

littletoolshed@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 20:55 collapse

What diaphragm?

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 21:36 collapse

Uhh, they should have covered this in school even if your parents neglected to do so, but here you go.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 23:46 next collapse

They’re saying snakes do not have diaphragms.

Ed: it’s their own alt, they could have just said that and not reveled in the drama they caused but whatever.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 00:12 collapse

Access mostly relates to socioeconomic factors, but you’re largely correct. Use is notably higher in more affluent areas, but snakes are largely homeless and unsupported through reproductive legislation so that rarely matters.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 00:15 next collapse

The fuck are you talking about.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 00:20 next collapse

It’s a pun, you goober

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 00:29 collapse

It’s word salad.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 00:35 collapse

Can you legitimately not understand or are you just upset? I’m willing to explain the correlation between contraceptive use and economics, if it’s the former

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 01:57 collapse

Your dogshit diaphragm joke is a pun. Whatever that jumble of shit is would be word salad.

TheTetrapod@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 01:58 collapse

He’s referencing a legitimate talking point about birth control, and in that light his comment made perfect sense. The whole second half of this thread reads like you got whooshed and then double downed after you realized what happened.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 02:12 collapse

That’s neat, no one gives a shit about the shitty joke. People care that they decided to punch down on some random to set up a terrible fuckin joke and instead of being like “hey my bad I could have waited for literally anyone who got the joke to set me up instead” they decided to double down on being a condescending dickhead.

reptar@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 03:45 next collapse

And what are you doubling down on?

There’s so many silly puns out there, your job must be exhausting!

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 03:53 collapse

Not being rude to strangers for your own personal amusement.

No one cares about the pun.

littletoolshed@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:20 next collapse

Nobody got punched down, please

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:29 collapse

That’s literally how they setup the joke, they even admit that.

LwL@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:47 collapse

Dunno, the joke becomes obvious if you check the link, and the link being “diaphragm (birth control)” is effectively the joke indicator. The comment works as a joke all on its own, it’s not a setup.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 13:21 collapse

I get the joke, the person they’re being rude to didn’t. Simple.

TheDoozer@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 00:21 collapse

Diaphragms are a form of birth control. They are making a joke by deliberating misinterpreting the specific meaning of the word used in an absurdist way, in the Mad Hatter style.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 00:34 collapse

Yeah we all get that, we don’t get why they felt the necessity to set it up by being rude to a random.

It seems like a bad attempt to cover-up a mistake but whatever.

littletoolshed@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:19 next collapse

I definitely did not think they were being rude, and thought their reply was hilarious.

Sometimes I reply with these bland and lifeless replies, knowing full goddamn well what the OP is saying, just to get the conversation juices flowing. This one went great till I noticed all the downvotes 😵

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:31 collapse

That’s nice, it seems a lot of people feel otherwise.

That’s nice.

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net on 15 Jul 12:31 collapse

That is a good question. Why are you being rude to randoms?

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 13:21 collapse

Who have I been rude to that wasn’t rude to me or someone else first?

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net on 15 Jul 13:39 collapse

You were deffo rude first, sorry.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 14:27 collapse

That’s how you feel, that isn’t however factually sound even by the jerks admission.

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net on 15 Jul 14:35 collapse

Ah, looking at your comment history, you just look for reasons to argue. Not my scene, have a good day.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 17:15 collapse

Yes yes, I sought you out and implanted the idea for you to speak to me, I’m just so damned nefarious like that.

oo1@lemmings.world on 15 Jul 04:37 collapse

These snakes both lay and eat eggs, so they can get abortion with breakfast.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 05:55 collapse

I think I’ll leave the snake jokes to you. That was really good

[deleted] on 14 Jul 23:47 next collapse

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Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 00:18 next collapse

It’s entirely necessary when I set myself up for that punchline. Was it a bit conspicuous when I mentioned a very specific body part they lack, and then made a joke?

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 00:31 next collapse

If it’s a joke it’s a shitty joke.

If it’s not you’re just doubling down.

Barring all that being a douchebag to people who don’t “get” your brilliant fuckin joke is… Douchebag activity who could have guessed?

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 00:41 next collapse

You’re clearly upset that you believed I was insulting you even after I pointed out that I wasn’t. I’m not sure what you want from this interaction, at this point

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 01:54 collapse

You’re clearly not checking usernames, you didn’t insult me.

No one asked you for anything boss so the answer would be nothing, find a way to not be a prick to setup a shitty joke i guess?

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 05:51 collapse

I know you weren’t the original person, and yet you’re clearly upset. I can only assume it’s because you felt personally insulted.

I think I’ll continue playing the fool to middling success. Feel free to stay endlessly angry to achieve the same result.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 10:06 next collapse

Doubling down again, cool.

I don’t think you have much choice but to play the fool boss.

littletoolshed@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 16:14 collapse

So, I’m under the impression that they’re white knighting for my original comment asking ‘what diaphragm?’ which if anyone want to get all fucking technical, was me punching down on you. So, I don’t know, wtf is this thread?

[deleted] on 15 Jul 16:47 next collapse

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Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jul 06:15 collapse

Hey, just wanted to apologize for getting you involved with an insane person. Wish you all the best.

Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 01:14 next collapse

Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 01:52 collapse

Ya huh. Good one

TheTetrapod@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 01:56 collapse

Did… did you click the link?

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 02:10 collapse

I don’t need to it says it’s the contraceptive in the url.

No one didn’t get the shitty joke, people have an issue with the shitty way they set it up.

Here’s a fun one, did… did you read the rest of the comment chain before asking redundant questions?

___@graffitiwall.net on 15 Jul 00:34 next collapse

@Gullible@sh.itjust.works

the set up and punchline worked, i think. maybe people are just sensitive to ribbing that involves mild insult about lack of education.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 00:43 collapse

I thought it might have been the mild sexual angle? In any case, I’ve never had people quite this angery about a contraception joke

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 11:40 next collapse

And their comments weirdly get instant upvotes while everyone else’s (who got the sarcasm and got that you’re not actually being rude) is getting mixed votes. hmm…

I get that we have broader neurodivergence here but isn’t it too much for someone being THAT invested about being butthurt about a sarcastic joke?

___@graffitiwall.net on 15 Jul 15:59 collapse

@Gullible@sh.itjust.works

thats part of the joke, which i found funny. exhausting how something witty devolved into this. dont understand where the anger is coming from.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 16:48 collapse

I don’t know whether I’d call it witty, but I’m always game to look silly for fun.

Edit: on the internet. Doesn’t work out as well irl

[deleted] on 15 Jul 00:55 collapse

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Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 01:10 collapse

I’m sad that you’re willing to be a dick to someone on the internet for a silly joke. I imagine you’re also rude irl.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 01:58 collapse

Bro you punched down to setup your shitty joke and now you’re gonna play the don’t be rude card?

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 05:46 collapse

It’s punching down to intentionally seem foolish for the sake of a joke? What bizarre reality do you live in? You have no leg to stand on. Like a snake.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 10:09 collapse

Uhh, they should have covered this in school even if your parents neglected to do so, but here you go.

That’s punching down.

You imply they’re stupid or ignorant. You imply their parents didn’t teach them life lessons and you do all that while speaking down to them like you’re better than them. They clearly didn’t get the joke and instead of elucidating them you go on this tirade about how it’s ok to be a jerk if you’re making a joke. It’s not.

littletoolshed@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 16:04 collapse

I really feel like you missed my original intent, and now you’re just so dug in, and refusing to back off. The joke was fucking got, I promise

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 17:59 collapse

That’s a fun way to out your alt account bud.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 19:30 collapse

Let me get this straight, I was punching down on myself? I don’t mean to make assumptions, but I used to be angry all the time. It was poison to every relationship I attempted to build, which only made me angrier and more alone. I only managed to sever the loop by changing my environment, and therefore the people I was interacting with. I hope you can find something that works for you.

Hit up your local food bank to find the kindest, most endearing people to sublimate into your being.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 19:52 collapse

You fuckin drama queen.

You just outed your alt. All you had to say this whole time is that you used an alt to setup your joke at which point I’ll again say bad joke and that seems like look loser shit especially when you could kill the drama with like 5 words right off the bat you’d just lose face because of it.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 20:00 collapse

I sincerely wish you all the best. My heart sinks further with every syllable, because I know you better than I wish I did. If you ever reach the point where you recognize that you need a starting point, shoot me a DM. Not an alt, by the way.

[deleted] on 15 Jul 21:02 collapse

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Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 21:37 collapse

I pointed out your inconsistency. Offer still stands, but I’m blocking you for a few months because I’m sane. Report me for vote manipulation if you’d like.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 23:32 collapse

What inconsistency? No one is hopping in your dms and I suggest you not play that game either. I already did boss.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jul 06:18 collapse

You contact my admins yet or did you recognize your misunderstanding in the meantime?

Madison420@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 12:18 collapse

Offer still stands, but I’m blocking you for a few months because I’m sane. Report me for vote manipulation if you’d like.

So add outright liar to the list. Yes you’ve been reported no it’s not a mistake, you should try to keep your alts separate when you reply.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jul 15:52 collapse

I’d recommend sending another one, as they usually respond more quickly.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 16:14 collapse

Neat.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jul 16:32 collapse

So you recognized your mistake, then?

Madison420@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 17:01 collapse

Dude no you’ve already been reported, do you want me to send another request and attach your comments trying me to do so?

I dunno why you’re so I’m your feelings about this but let it go dude you got caught, it’s ok.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jul 17:22 collapse

If you feel it would improve your odds of achieving your goal, whatever that might be, I’d recommend it

Madison420@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 18:53 collapse

I feel like you could be less of a persistent weirdo.

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 01:29 next collapse

I’m sure this is a woosh. Let me rephrase the thread.

A can’t imagine a snake’s diaphragm.

What diaphragm? (There is no diaphragm)

Stupid silly! This is the diaphragm: [not the diaphragm we’re looking for]

[deleted] on 15 Jul 01:31 collapse

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tetris11@lemmy.ml on 15 Jul 11:40 collapse

I had the same kneejerk reaction to the comment, until I checked the link. OP could have worked on their setup a bit better, and is doing themselves no favours by doubling down on it

littletoolshed@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:16 collapse

Wtf, dude, I fucking lol’d at your joke, and I’m just floored at all the subsequent downvotes. I’m so sorry, I really only meant to trigger a fun conversation but something else happened… 🤷‍♂️😅

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 16:10 collapse

You did nothing wrong! And you did, for better or worse. I still had fun learning about lemmy’s perception of irony. Actually, I wanted to know whether you had some specific way of filtering out AI anatomical images? My top 200 images are all AI or unrelated and it makes me sad. I misremembered who replied first. My b. Disregard. Unless…?

Des@hexbear.net on 14 Jul 20:33 next collapse

every organ is snake

LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de on 14 Jul 20:41 collapse

But they sound really good

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip on 15 Jul 03:34 next collapse

I don’t know what I was expecting, I suppose obviously all their organs would be long and thin logically, but I was expecting something else.

pemptago@lemmy.ml on 15 Jul 04:52 next collapse

Looking like recursion with organs: all organs placed inside a large-intestine-like animal. And if it swallowed a mouse, another set of organs, and if that mouse swallowed … etc

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 15 Jul 06:52 collapse

i believe thier airway is extended and physically seperated from the throat into the mouth so they can breathe while they are swallowing food at the same time, i think alligators have a similar system. and they only have one lung because of thier elongated body doesnt allow for the extra organs. if you seen a snake swallowing you can see a hole in thier mouth thats what they use to breathe.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:34 next collapse

It is obviously pretending to be a pufferfish.

TachyonTele@piefed.social on 14 Jul 20:07 collapse

Nature is amazing. Here's an animal thats habitat is no where near the ocean, but it's smart enough to camouflage as something very alien, yet real, in order to defend itself. It's predators must shit thier pants when they see it become this crazy ass monster from the deep.

Such beauty.

Hope@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 20:29 next collapse

You’re telling me this snake is eating a person questioning their gender? Wtf why are they taking photos instead of helping?

four@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 22:50 collapse

You’re not supposed to interrupt nature. I know that it might seem cruel, but the snake also has to eat and you don’t want to upset the balance of the ecosystem

jaybone@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 23:30 next collapse

He looks so happy.

kibiz0r@midwest.social on 14 Jul 23:52 next collapse

Eating a common egg?

Etterra@discuss.online on 15 Jul 04:21 collapse

Actually this one got lucky and pulled a SSR egg this time.

[deleted] on 15 Jul 02:09 next collapse

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Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 15 Jul 05:20 next collapse

No air in there

_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 15 Jul 21:57 collapse

bonus snack

umbrella@lemmy.ml on 16 Jul 02:08 collapse

protein after the big dose of calcium

voodooattack@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 03:14 next collapse

This snake has eggcellent taste.

Hupf@feddit.org on 15 Jul 05:10 next collapse

<img alt="petit prince" src="https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/aae592ad-9014-4602-b707-aecb35035154.jpeg">

zooi@feddit.nl on 15 Jul 05:15 next collapse

I’m glad someone else also thought of this exact page

dankm@lemmy.ca on 16 Jul 15:50 collapse

I am now saving this picture, and spreading it as far and wide as I can.

And I will never, never, never translate it into English.

pyre@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 06:52 next collapse

there’s a joke in there with a trans person asking the question and the answer being an egg but i can’t think of a good one

Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 10:22 next collapse

Eggg

elucubra@sopuli.xyz on 15 Jul 21:35 collapse

Not to be confused with the ping pong ball eater snake, or the larger basketball eater snake