I guess we are fucked now
from cows_are_underrated@feddit.org to science_memes@mander.xyz on 29 Jan 13:31
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DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 13:41 next collapse

Scranton reality anchors be like

JayDee@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 14:06 next collapse

Akira kinda moment

whotookkarl@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 16:25 collapse

That big goopy mess at the end was mostly just lasagna

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org on 29 Jan 20:39 collapse

You just made me snort diet Sprite.

swab148@lemm.ee on 30 Jan 01:41 collapse

whotookkarl: joke

lambalicious: rips a line of diet Sprite fuck yeah

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml on 29 Jan 14:26 next collapse

I’m sorry but I insist you call it by its full Christian name Englert–Brout–Higgs–Guralnik–Hagen–Kibble field

nthavoc@lemmy.today on 29 Jan 14:38 next collapse

Instructions unclear. Fed kibble to dog and now dog in multiple planes of existence.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today on 30 Jan 09:08 collapse

That’s how it works in the Planescape universe. Lol

VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 29 Jan 16:27 collapse

Ah, yes, the Engelbert Humperdinck field

julianh@lemm.ee on 29 Jan 14:35 next collapse

Garfield, did you move a small region of the universe to a true vacuum state?

Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world on 30 Jan 12:25 collapse

What if the true vacuum state is just different enough for new physics, such that everyone gets psychic powers and nothing else changes.

Haters would say the real true vacuum state will take away my powers and I would psychically attack them for that view

Thorry84@feddit.nl on 29 Jan 14:43 next collapse

The neat thing is the collapse travels at the speed of light, so nobody will ever know what hit them.

hDGGgrLpg8nEucjxWnJz@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 17:15 collapse

Maybe it’s already on the way

Thorry84@feddit.nl on 29 Jan 17:20 next collapse

We can only hope

samus12345@lemm.ee on 29 Jan 17:35 next collapse

It definitely is if anyone placed it on a high surface near a cat.

RelentlesslyAutistic@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Jan 08:15 collapse

Maybe it’s arriving all the time but we don’t notice because of quantum immortality.

SARGE@startrek.website on 29 Jan 15:38 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/0b5ba1e9-0790-4ac1-9ff0-78989f59f522.gif">

ochi_chernye@startrek.website on 29 Jan 16:14 next collapse

This is from Waterworld, right? Troublingly relatable.

don@lemm.ee on 29 Jan 17:03 collapse

Yes, it’s from Waterworld.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com on 30 Jan 11:45 collapse

Oh I should rewatch. Last time I saw in the drive in.

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 29 Jan 17:02 next collapse

Favorite moment in the film.

electricyarn@lemmy.world on 30 Jan 02:11 collapse

They put so much heart into a character with barely any screen time.

Monstrosity@lemm.ee on 29 Jan 16:07 next collapse

There is an entire sub-genre in Comics of cartoons riffing on Garfield like this one. Nearly every cartoonist has done it and, oh my lord, it fills me with joy & reminds me why I actually love people.

sheepishly@fedia.io on 29 Jan 18:11 collapse

If I remember correctly Jim Davis has even said he likes and approves of such things. Wasn't there a Garfield minus Garfield book published at some point with his blessing?

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works on 29 Jan 19:39 collapse

ImSorryJon was popular too

don@lemm.ee on 29 Jan 17:08 next collapse

Since the collapse would happen only at the speed of light, and the universe is so vast, it could have been happening for millions of years by now and the human race could still die by natural extinction before it gets anywhere near us. If the collapse originates from beyond the observable universe, it’d never reach us.

Chakravanti@monero.town on 29 Jan 20:19 collapse

I think time is a dimension this shit is not restrained upon movement through the way we are. Mostly because it destroys the structure itself.

kopasz7@sh.itjust.works on 30 Jan 01:37 collapse

Space is emerging faster than it can transmit changes. This is why no light can reach us beyond the observable universe.

Chakravanti@monero.town on 30 Jan 02:19 collapse

Assuming that’s actually how it really works and doesn’t snap changes…

BB84@mander.xyz on 30 Jan 02:44 collapse

As stupid as that sounds, you are not totally wrong.

@don@lemm.ee and @kopasz7@sh.itjust.works you are misunderstanding what “observable universe” means. The observable universe is defined by the particle horizon, but the universe that can affect us in the future is defined by the event horizon. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_horizon says

The particle horizon differs from the cosmic event horizon, in that the particle horizon represents the largest comoving distance from which light could have reached the observer by a specific time, while the cosmic event horizon is the largest comoving distance from which light emitted now can ever reach the observer in the future.

But even the cosmological event horizon distance is dependent on our model of the universe’s expansion, which in turn depends on the content of the universe. An event such as a vacuum collapse will drastically alter the content and the expansion rate, rendering our calculation of the event horizon invalid. So “snap changes…” may in fact be the case.

buddascrayon@lemmy.world on 29 Jan 20:04 next collapse

Obligatory “I’m sorry Jon”

baisabangauzu@sh.itjust.works on 29 Jan 20:06 collapse

Philosophy of the Street-poop lifestyle

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip on 29 Jan 21:01 next collapse

Garfield don’t disrupt the Gellar Field!

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lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 01 Feb 11:16 collapse

Garfield would be Slaaneshi - excessive amounts of lasagna

zzx@lemmy.world on 30 Jan 02:40 collapse

Isn’t this what Schid’s ladder is about? Great book btw

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Jan 11:54 collapse

adds it to the pile