Oh no, my beenis
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 24 Aug 2024 11:59
https://mander.xyz/post/17130756
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 24 Aug 2024 11:59
https://mander.xyz/post/17130756
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Quick someone make a shocked version of <img alt="beanis" src="https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/9ffebeff-aa4f-4ec3-96de-07df85e8c316.png">
Best i can do is this
<img alt="" src="https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/f19c5edc-8981-4669-8c65-3466189a0562.png">
That’s pretty much there
Spot on
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!
My 🅱️anus is 🅱️leeding
The beanis posting has broken containment
Beanis walks around the world
Vladimir Lentil - The State and Revolagume
It’s apparently an audible “pop” which is kinda crazy.
“Do you want to make my Cock Explode?” - Fallout TV Series
Genital explosion, you say?
That’s when you know that the orgy is over.
Have I been fucked by a bee?
No. Stingers are modified ovipositors, so they’re all females, and instead of laying eggs through them, they squeeze beepussy poison into you.
Fun fact: This is why Mendel failed to replicate his genetics experiments on the bees he kept. They refused to mate in closed spaces and he didn’t know why. (Also, they kept stinging other monks and he was forced to let them go.)
suplex the penis
suplenis
a genital what
Oof ouch
Which is which? Is the queen mounting the drone?