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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 12 Jan 15:10
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technohacker@programming.dev on 12 Jan 15:15 next collapse

(1,2,2,50)-loss-quinquagintinane

hellfire103@lemmy.ca on 12 Jan 15:44 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/e043c7fc-cdd8-4e14-bbb0-5d19f2e01ae0.png">

Fixed the charge on your 3-methyl-3,4,5,5,6-pentaethyl-6-butan-2-yl decane ion, aka lossane.

(It’s been a while since I last did chemistry, so apologies if I messed up the nomenclature a bit)

SARGE@startrek.website on 12 Jan 15:59 next collapse

As someone who paid enough attention in highschool chemistry to get a B, and occasionally watches Nile(red/blue) and E&I videos… I know some of these words/symbols!

sga@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 04:25 next collapse

actually we start numbering by minimising the number of highest order addition, which is the isobutyl, if it gets same number regardless, then we try to minimise the sum of numbers, so i think it should be called

5-(isobutyl)-5,6,6,7,8-penta-ethyl-8-methyl-decane (I am assuming hydrogen’s are present, just not represented, because that usually is the case)

I may alo be wrong here, it has been 4 years since I have been required to do nomenclature myself

hellfire103@lemmy.ca on 14 Jan 13:00 collapse

Ah, my chemistry department taught me the other way around. I distinctly remember the phrase “methyl-ethyl” being thrown around a bit. Additionaly, we were taught to be more specific about isomers, hence me using butan-2-yl instead of isobutyl.

Then again, scientists often disagree strongly about things like this, so we could both be right. Also, there’s a good chance this is just the A-Level specification being weird. I left my old textbook at my student flat, though, so I won’t be able to check for a couple of weeks.

I could also be downright wrong myself.

As for the hydrogens, I had assumed they were not present, and that this lossane molecule is an ion with a charge of -50. This is borderline impossible to achieve in real life, of course.

sga@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 14:22 collapse

Now i remember we also had to specify what isobutyl (technically just 1 isobutyl exists (not counting stereoisomers), and other form would be tertbutyl). But giving highest priority and minimising sum were definitely something we were taught.

I was free enough to look it up this time - IUPAC guidelines for organic chem - iupac.org/…/Organic-Brief-Guide-brochure_v1.1_Jun… (or more generally iupac.org/what-we-do/nomenclature/brief-guides/)

Section 7 ( c ) Lowest locant(s) for principal characteristic group(s)

Although I also remember just as we completed our unit on nomenclature, all we got was “common names”, now i was supposed to know of the top of my head what a cumene is (which I think is isopropyl benzene (not going to check this one)). Same thing happened with polymers, we were taught IUPAC, and then again, “industrial names”

ICastFist@programming.dev on 14 Jan 13:53 collapse

Any idea what a molecule like that would be useful for?

hellfire103@lemmy.ca on 14 Jan 20:22 collapse

Fuel? Hydrocarbons like that are quite combustible. It could also be incorporated into a lipid or something.

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 12 Jan 15:59 next collapse

I somehow recognized it immediately. I think this meme has rewritten my brain.

buttwater@hexbear.net on 12 Jan 17:18 collapse

Ah ok so it’s Loss got it

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 12 Jan 16:00 next collapse

So … What does this chemical make you lose?

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 12 Jan 16:25 next collapse

It makes you lose your way in a vast endless c

riskable@programming.dev on 12 Jan 16:24 next collapse

Your marbles.

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz on 12 Jan 17:10 next collapse

Sanity

Gutek8134@lemmy.world on 12 Jan 18:41 next collapse

You lose nothing, don’t worry about it.

On the other hand, you learn C (the programming language) by ingesting it, which would be considered a punishment by some.

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world on 13 Jan 03:51 next collapse

The game

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 13 Jan 22:37 collapse

Positive thoughts and other particles with a positive charge.

burgermeister@lemm.ee on 12 Jan 16:20 next collapse

OK how long until it kicks in?

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 12 Jan 22:31 collapse

a few years and then you die of cancer

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world on 13 Jan 03:52 collapse

*Cccccccccccccccccccccccccancer

AOCapitulator@hexbear.net on 12 Jan 16:31 next collapse

I’m at a loss

NahMarcas@lemmy.ml on 12 Jan 16:32 next collapse

3-metilhexa-4,5,5,6,7,7-etil-4-butil From the head, im feel happy now

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works on 12 Jan 16:39 next collapse

My stoned ass thought this was a shifter tree diagram of a goofy little manual transmission for a sec. All gears are just ‘crash’, lol

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz on 12 Jan 16:43 next collapse

Couldn’t resist. In a more standard form this molecule should (I believe—chemistry has been a long time ago) look like this:

<img alt="" src="https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/264daedc-b39b-4717-92f5-259cda27b842.webp">

Made with MolView –molview.org/?smiles=C([C%40](CC)(C)C(CC)[C%40](CC…

People knowledgeable in chemistry, please correct!

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 12 Jan 17:11 next collapse

If I ever teach chemistry to kids imma tell them to name this

AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world on 13 Jan 12:45 collapse

Change/Invert the steric centers at 3 or 6 and it should be fine.

Tattorack@lemmy.world on 12 Jan 16:48 next collapse

Oh by fucking gods. It’s loss. People are STILL posting loss. And here I was thinking this was a chemistry meme.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 12 Jan 22:30 next collapse

*Lossane

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world on 13 Jan 04:21 collapse

Lossium.

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works on 13 Jan 17:17 next collapse

Personally I can’t wait for this meme to be dead and forgotten

Tattorack@lemmy.world on 13 Jan 17:28 next collapse

Yeah, me too. I’ve never even read the webcomic. Can we please just forget about it already?

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 13 Jan 17:38 next collapse

Loss will live until the last soulless, inspiration destitute and desperately unfunny aging millennial dies a miserable and ugly death.

nintendiator@feddit.cl on 15 Jan 19:50 collapse

That would be a loss for memory.

Tattorack@lemmy.world on 16 Jan 09:52 collapse
stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jan 13:35 collapse

Like that baby

ICastFist@programming.dev on 14 Jan 13:52 collapse

Carbonated loss

AtariDump@lemmy.world on 12 Jan 17:04 next collapse

Can someone explain this to me? I don’t get it, but I want to.

Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee on 12 Jan 17:08 next collapse

knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

gravistar@lemmy.world on 13 Jan 01:09 collapse

GOD DAMNIT!

gravistar@lemmy.world on 13 Jan 01:08 collapse

GOD DAMNIT!

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 12 Jan 17:22 next collapse

The urge to add hydrogens to all the carbons not fully bonded is overwhelming

nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de on 12 Jan 18:11 next collapse

Assuming this has a 47 hydrogens stuck on to make it stable, I’d call it:

3-methyl-3,4,5,5,6-pentaethyl-6-buta-2-yl decane

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de on 12 Jan 19:09 next collapse

dodecane has a 12 carbon chain. The longest chain here is 10 carbons, which would be decane.

nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de on 13 Jan 05:51 collapse

Good catch.

Sedathems@mander.xyz on 12 Jan 21:01 collapse

I am a total chem nitwit, would you like to explain me how you come to this ?

howrar@lemmy.ca on 13 Jan 04:49 collapse

It basically comes down to finding the longest chain of carbons, then you number each of the carbons on that chain and list off things that are attached to each of them. For example, 1 carbon = methyl, 2 carbons = ethyl, etc.

don@lemm.ee on 13 Jan 17:59 collapse

…is this gain?