I would say, they look like dinkos, to us. We’re obsessed with pinguses so we see what we wanna see everywhere. And if we go to long without seeing dingdong? We’ll draw one or carve one or build one on top of a bank or a church.
Fucked me up so bad that even after 100+ previous experiences I’ll never touch them again. Nor do I need to. I’ve seen God and I don’t care to look again lol.
I really want to know the evolutionary selection criteria for that was, because I’m overwhelmingly certain that bored humans had something to do with it.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
on 13 Feb 22:52
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Do they look like penis or does penis look like them?
🤔
Yes.
Mine looks like a crab too!
You’re clearly a highly evolved person.
I would say, they look like dinkos, to us. We’re obsessed with pinguses so we see what we wanna see everywhere. And if we go to long without seeing dingdong? We’ll draw one or carve one or build one on top of a bank or a church.
One of these is not like the others
The “penis envy” mushroom is known for its ability to cause potent hallucinations
Fucked me up so bad that even after 100+ previous experiences I’ll never touch them again. Nor do I need to. I’ve seen God and I don’t care to look again lol.
Can i put an order to do the same meme but with unfortunatly pussy-shaped gals? Bonus upvote for butt-holes looking things
Slightly related, the foot of a sea anemone feels like a human cervix without the hole.
And you know this how exactly?
I have felt a human cervix and a sea anemone’s foot.
Understandable, have a nice day ✌️
But not with the same body part right? Right‽
Both were experienced with my fingers.
Life, uh… finds a way.
And then has to tell their proctologist…
<img alt="" src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/zVpyBjaXUU0AAAAd/costanza-frank.gif">
that they need a rusty sword to study it
Ah, the Cambodian carnivorous penis plant. We meet again.
I really want to know the evolutionary selection criteria for that was, because I’m overwhelmingly certain that bored humans had something to do with it.
I wish my dick had teeth.
You just keep being on brand. <3
Luckily just six members, so far
Only one of those is a reproductive organ.
Mushroom?
Is it the gooey duck?
It’s pronounced geoduck.
I hate the internet, damn AI confirmed my shit spelling.
SMCF, you are better than the internet.
I actually corrected your pronunciation I don’t really care about the spelling.
How do you not know it’s the mushroom?
Mushrooms don’t breed, they just spread spores. The geoduck does rely on breeding to reproduce.