lightnsfw@reddthat.com
on 12 Jul 16:33
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Reasons the ocean doesn’t suck:
It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
on 12 Jul 17:23
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Mammal traitors is such a hilarious way to describe whales
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
on 13 Jul 07:38
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Flipper-floppers is also acceptable
piranhaconda@mander.xyz
on 12 Jul 19:27
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Complain about darkness but like the weirdos that dwell in the darkness? Odd take lol
Siegfried@lemmy.world
on 12 Jul 20:34
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What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was “grow some breasts”. Turns out, whales do have nipples
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The real reason…
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/598fe40d-df55-4727-84fd-c3997ca96e25.webp">
Bout to say, pic needs more nudibranchs
Whales are like “we had legs and didn’t like it. Twice. Typical topside bottom dwellers.”
Spongebob knew what was up <img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5e0cc9f8-56fc-4fdc-adf3-3a1f037d3132.gif">
Skill issue.
Why don’t you rub it in, Jesus. 🙄
Reasons the ocean doesn’t suck:
It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.
Mammal traitors is such a hilarious way to describe whales
Flipper-floppers is also acceptable
Complain about darkness but like the weirdos that dwell in the darkness? Odd take lol
What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was “grow some breasts”. Turns out, whales do have nipples
Then how come Toad the Wet Sprocket has a song about walking on the ocean? 🤔
Don’t diss manatees like that. They are giant floating ocean potatoes with a temperament somewhere between snorlax and a puppy.
You mean the original turn coats?