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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 26 Aug 20:14
https://mander.xyz/post/36747225

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Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone on 26 Aug 20:28 next collapse

IIRC a study did show that does fuck up a lot of them. I can’t remember if they are temporarily or permanently blinded, but it’s not great for them.

Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Aug 01:57 next collapse

O.O

Into

X.X

cornshark@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 16:19 collapse

Aw their eyes went from lil hugs to lil kisses

Wakmrow@hexbear.net on 27 Aug 03:05 collapse

Why don’t scientists just use nods

Cethin@lemmy.zip on 27 Aug 03:53 collapse

That’s still amplifying light that is there. In total blackness they still don’t work. In very low light they generate a lot of visual noise. You’d need to provide some kind of light source for this no matter what.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 20:47 next collapse

And then shows the world you look like a muppet, when it was really not an issue in the dark 😤

protist@mander.xyz on 26 Aug 21:29 next collapse

So that’s where Salacious Crumb has been hiding

dellish@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 21:56 collapse

I looked prettier when you couldn’t see me!

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 21:04 next collapse

thousands of years

starman2112@sh.itjust.works on 26 Aug 21:52 collapse

Technically accurate, it’s just millions of thousands

Colloidal@programming.dev on 27 Aug 03:36 collapse

It’s like saying Julius Caesar is dead for over sixty years. Technically true.

Godric@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 21:40 next collapse

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought they claimed to enjoy photons. Fake fan!

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 26 Aug 22:50 next collapse

lol … it would be like an alien species flying around in a floating spaceship over a city and using a floodlight that emits powerful xrays to view everything around it, blasting everyone with radiation that will make everyone sick and unwell … all the while the aliens capturing documentary footage of this planet full of life they’ve never seen before.

Uli@sopuli.xyz on 27 Aug 02:01 next collapse

Ah, they seem to communicate by vomiting and bleeding from their skin. Interesting…

I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org on 28 Aug 02:14 collapse

For the love of all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!

affenlehrer@feddit.org on 27 Aug 04:08 collapse

I recently went through that scenario with DeepSeek, that was fun

Krauerking@lemy.lol on 27 Aug 13:31 collapse

I recently went through a 1 pound bag of pulled pork in a single sitting. That, was fun.

affenlehrer@feddit.org on 27 Aug 14:05 collapse

I believe you but my fun had Aliens and radiation poisoning

Krauerking@lemy.lol on 27 Aug 15:35 collapse

Yeah my fun had spiced apple cider infused pulled pork and meat sweats. I think we are talking about basically the same thing here.

BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 16:47 next collapse

im taking a 30 minute shit on company time i think i have you both beat here

AHamSandwich@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 17:10 collapse

I’m on unemployment so I’m getting paid to shit post.

affenlehrer@feddit.org on 27 Aug 19:17 collapse

Agreed

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 26 Aug 23:40 next collapse

They’re selling chocolate?

tonyn@lemmy.ml on 26 Aug 23:51 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/1b61c610-1a95-4120-b56e-c2c5d54c0830.jpeg">

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 00:40 collapse
Guamer@hexbear.net on 27 Aug 00:40 next collapse

<img alt="thurston" src="https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/25a9e588-82d6-426f-b102-d69939c41292.gif">

Abracadaniel@hexbear.net on 27 Aug 01:00 next collapse

why i s every deep sea creature the most disgusting thing ive ever seen?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 27 Aug 06:09 next collapse

this was pretty hilarious looking.

Abracadaniel@hexbear.net on 27 Aug 14:51 collapse

yeah it’s kinda cute in a fucked up way. poor guy getting absolutely blasted.

fading_person@lemmy.zip on 27 Aug 15:47 collapse

We would probably think the same about land surface creatures if we evolved in deep sea

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works on 27 Aug 01:36 next collapse

Can’t we make super sensitive camera sensors that make sense in such dark environments?

Colloidal@programming.dev on 27 Aug 03:38 collapse

We kinda can, but they sort of require the frame to be still, which is not a thing in the deep sea.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 27 Aug 19:01 next collapse

Never trust a lung fish

hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 19:29 collapse
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip on 27 Aug 19:20 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/92c6e94d-998f-46a5-8adc-29f3445f7c7e.webp">

I would react like this too.

thejoker954@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 19:28 collapse

I can’t decide if its aww or ahhhh!